Light hearted sayings

[tribecahardware]

SHUT YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO ME !

[Tuna Beware]

Your so ugly when u walk in your mother looks at your father and says damn I should have given u head

[BayBob]

Seems There Ain't never time to do it right, but we always got time to do it over.

Cheap?? That guys tighter'n a crabs ass, an I'm thinkin that's waterproof.

[Flatdog]

Girl classification: mermaid! golden hair and a tail that smells of fish!
Such lovely blond hair pity she dyes the roots black!

[JAYBIRD]

" AND IF MY AUNT HAD A PENIS SHE WOULD BE MY UNCLE "

[Wild Life Management]

"Wish in one hand and shit in the other, see which one fills up first."

And Bird Dogg, it's:

"Here's ta swimmin' with bow-legged women."