JUST WHEN I WAS CONTENT....

[WAHOONBOX]

YEP.

WAS DOING HOUSE CHORES...CLEANING...POLISHING MY TOILET...CLEANING MY GRILL....THEN THE PHONE RANG...............NOW MIND YOU I MET THE BEAST THIS MORNING AT 4AM AMIDST A FIRESTORM...ONE THAT LIT THE COMMUNITY UP LIKE A 70'S WHO LIGHTSHOW.........NATURALLY WE CANCELLED OUT OUR GROUPER TRIP..THERE MUST BE SOME CORRELATION BETWEEN BOOKINGS AND THE WIND

BUT NOW .............NOW AT 11AM .....THE AMERICAN FLAG AT HOOTERS IS LIMP.....PROBABLY THE ONLY THING THERE THAT IS LIMP.....

SO THE PHONE HAS BANG-RANG AGAIN.....IT WAS THE BEAST

"BORED"? HE ASKED........"SHIT YES!"

LET'S GO CATCH A COBE HE SAID


BYE SPORTFISHERMEN DOT COM.

I'M OUT OF HERE LIKE A MINK IN CHICKEN HOUSE.
HERO OR ZERO LATER ON FILM.

[HOLWACHAGOT]

JUST GREAT! I MIGHT AS WELL RETIRE MY COBIA GEAR AND TELL ALL THE LITTLE FISHES IN THE PEN THEY ARE SAFE. DOESN'T THE BEAST HAVE SOME OTHER SPECIES OF FISH TO WORRY TO DEATH BEFORE THEY SWIM TO VA? GOOD LUCK BRIAN AND MARTY. I EXPECT TO SEE SOME SICK FOOTAGE.

[O-SEA-D]

Hmmmm, I did not hear my phone ring

I am going to have to have a chat with THE BEAST

[HOLWACHAGOT]

Well? Let's hear it! Did you get em?