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    NOW BOOKING RUN-OFF WAHOONBOX's Avatar
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    I ONLY THOUGHT I HAD SEEN IT ALL

    MOBILE CHECK CASHING.........NOW WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT ONE. THERE MUST BE SOME SERIOU$ MONEY IN DA CHECQUE CASHING BIZ FOR "OUT-OF-TOWNERS NOWADAYS

    THE FREAKING BANKS GO OUT INTO THE TOMATOE FIELDS OF AMERICA AND CASH CHECKS. ABSOLUTELY CERTIFIABLE AMAZIN.......

    ME........I HAVE TO DRIVE TO A BANK, EITHER CLICK "ENGLISH" ON THE ATM....OR GO INSIDE....STAND INLINE...WAIT....WAIT ON THE LADY IN FRONT OF ME TO FUMBLE AROUND IN HER PURSE AND FIND HER DRIVERS LICENSE AND CHIT CHAT WITH THE TELLER FOR AN HOUR....

    ME...I PLACE MY FINGERPRINT ON A CHECK I AM CASHING LIKE A BONAFIDE CONVICT....THEN THEY ASK ME IF I HAVE AN ACCOUNT WITH THEM AND WANT 5 BUCKS TO TOP IT OFF IF I DON'T HAVE AN ACCOUNT WITH THEM

    BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO......THIS MOBILE CHECK CASHING....UNREAL

    SEEMS IT WOULD BE MUCH EASIER IF A PERSON MAINTAINED ....LET'S SAY....A CHECKING ACCOUNT....AND SAVE THE MOBILE CHECK CASHING FEE .

    THE POTATOE FIELD ARMORED TRUCK:



    THEN THE LATEST ON HOME BUYING: INSTANTLY BUY YOURSELF A NEW HOME.....GOT A GRAND? YOU GET A NEW HOME......CARTERET COUNTY, NC



    AND THEN THERE IS THIS CLASSIC.......PEOPLE WILL COME UP WITH ANYTHING TO DRAW IN CHOW HOUNDS...

    I GIVE YOU THE OL CHURCH BULLETIN TRICK........WHAT ABOUT COMMERCIAL TUNA FISHERMEN? DO WE NOT GET 10% AS WELL? WE COULD BRING IN OUR RECEIPT FROM JASON AT HOMERS OR SOMETHING SIMILAR

    HOWEVER.....I SEE SOMETHING A BIT CONFUSING ON THE SIGN......I AM NOT FOR CERTAIN IF WEDNSDAY NIGHT IS FOR CHURCH PASTAS ONLY NITE OR A NORMAL PASTA NITE


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    I think Admin is going to let me have this space Jesse Lockowitz's Avatar
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    Carteret county, NC , gotta love it marty

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    Anthony's Ark is a blowboater Dougiefrshwtr's Avatar
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    The check cashing windows are'nt positioned low enough for our abnormally short sized illegal friends.......

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    If Ignorance is bliss, Why aren't more people happy? clt_capt's Avatar
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    I think Admin is going to let me have this space Jesse Lockowitz's Avatar
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    mucho trabaja, poco deniro senior.




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    Last edited by Jesse Lockowitz; 12-11-2008 at 09:29 PM.

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    Crab mustard is good Buckeye's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dougiefrshwtr View Post
    The check cashing windows are'nt positioned low enough for our abnormally short sized illegal friends.......
    Maybe it's a low rider on airbags and they can lower it when needed?

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    I think Admin is going to let me have this space dunn6253's Avatar
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    I knew skipping spanish class in high school was going to bite me in the ass some day........

    So do the mobil check cashing trucks show up in front of the houses that you can aquire for 1,000 bucks?

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    Tell my dumba$$ about it...

    Quote Originally Posted by dunn6253 View Post
    I knew skipping spanish class in high school was going to bite me in the ass some day........

    So do the mobil check cashing trucks show up in front of the houses that you can aquire for 1,000 bucks?
    I took french and latinHow stupid was that? Now I spend all my time in semi-third world countries or territories(no offense Mike)I just had three chicks try to kill each other basically outside and did not understand a word. Wonder what I missed? Yes guys, they kept most of their clothes on...

    Mike



    Mike

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