GOD ONLY KNOWS HOW MANY COOLERS I HAVE BOUGHT , DESTROYED, LOST, LOANED OUT , OR SOME DIP SHIT COMMON THIEF OUTRIGHT STOLE FROM ME. BACK IN 2006 I BEGGED THE COOLER WORLD FOR SOME PRODUCT/LEG RELIEF.....APPARENTLY, SOMEONE WAS READING
"ALL ICE IS NOT CREATED EQUAL" & "AIR IS THE ENEMY!" & YOU DON'T CLOSE A YETI, YOU SEAL IT" ......I READ THESE QUOTES ON THE BROCHURE I RECEIVED OF THE ABDOMINAL SNOWMAN COOLER ...I MEAN THE YETI COOLER. AND HOW SO TRUE THIS IS!!! ....
THAT CUBED ICE @ 32 DEGREES IS SO WET IN THOSE LITTLE 8 LB BAGS ARE ABOUT ONE NO NOTHING ICE CUBE IMO....IT MELTS SO QUICKLY....SO THEN I GO TO YETI'S WEBSITE AND WATCH THE ENTERTAINING VIDEOS....DU HUH
OKAY...I'M SOLD.....ANY COMPANY THAT CAN WRITE SUCH A THESIS ON ICE,THE QUALITY OF ICE, AND DOES THE GRIZZLY TEST ON THEIR COOLER HAS MY VOTE....
I THEN TOOK A SHOT AT LOOKING IN THE SHIPS STORE TO CHECK AVAILABILITY... I DIDN'T SEE IT LISTED BUT I PM'd SPORTFISHSTAFF AND ASKED COULD HE GET ME A YETI AND LO AND BEHOLD THEY DID AND SHIPPED IT RIGHT OUT!
I MEAN YES IT IS EXPENSIVE BUT SO WERE THE LAST 100 OR SO DESTROYED COOLERS I HAVE PURCHASED.
AND DID YETI POSSIBLY READ MY PAST THREAD HERE ON SFC 2006 ON ME RIPPING MY SHINS SLAM OFF ON THE BUSTED UP COOLER LID FASTENERS???THEY MUST OF...CAUSE WITHOUT A DOUBT, YETI HAS THE BEST...THE SAFEST...AND THE MOST DURABLE GRIZZLY PROOF HINGES ON THE MARKET
PALEESE, NOT THE GUILLOTINE AGAIN!
AND TALK ABOUT A PERFECT SEAL.....GEEZUS H ON A CRUTCH....THE THING HAS IT'S OWN AIR TIGHT SEALING GASKET!
NO MORE BLOODY SHINS!!!! NO MORE LIDS FALLING OFF WHILE FISHING! ...NO MORE COOLER HANDLES ROTTING OFF WHEN YOU LOAD IT UP IN YOUR TRUCK!!!!
NOW....INTRODUCING THE FIRST COOLER WITH A LIFE EXPECTANCY LONGER THAN YOU HAVE!
ROCK ON YETI!!! ROCK ON....
I'M SURE THE PONEYTAIL WILL BE MAD AT ME FOR BUYING THIS PIECE OF ART BUT SHE WILL SOON GET OVER IT WHEN IT'S LOADED DOWN WITH COLD BREWSKIS DOWN ON THE HOT SANDY BEACH![]()



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