HER NAME WAS "RIO"

[WAHOONBOX]

`SHE STEPPED OUT OF THAT COBALT JAGUAR LIKE SHE OWNED THE TOWN....THE LEATHER GRAINED EURO COVERTIBLE TOP WAS DOWN .....AS I PEERED UPWARD FROM THE DECK OF THE "RUN-OFF" TOWARDS THE PARKING LOT SHE JUST VEERED INTO,....PORTSIDE DOOR OPENED....ALL I COULD SEE WERE TWO LONG ...VERY LONG BRAZILLIAN LEGS STRATEGICALLY PLACE THEMSELVES ON THE 'PHALT...AND THEN WORKING A SMART CADENCE DOWN AND AROUND THE DOCKS GANGWALK......

I HAD NEVER SEEN SUCH BLACK RAVENETTE HAIR..... THICK AIN'T THE WORD HERE..... A STIFF .....A STIFF 18 KNOT WESTERLY BLOW HAD HER "DO" SLAPPING IN DA BREEZE...WHAT A SIGHT!..

I HADN'T NOTICED THE SPLATTER DRIPPING ONTO THE FIGHTING CHAIR ARM FROM MY FOREFINGER JUST PUNCTURED.... THE 11/0 WAS STILL BURIED 1/4 INCH DEEP......HELL....IT DIDN'T MATTER.....SHE WAS THE HEAT ! AND SHE DARN WELL KNEW IT.....HMMMMM....SHE MUST BE GOING OVER TO VIsIT THAT 70FT PALMED OUT HATTERAS FROM THE BVI'S.....YEAH....THATS WHERE SHE IS HEADIN ALRIGHT.....HOT DIGGITY DOG!!!BUT NOT BEFORE SHE PASSES RIGHT OFF OUR STERN!!!!...., YOU KNOW ...RIGHT IN THE TEASER AREA COMING FROM LEFT TO RIGHT.....SQUIDNATION COLORS WOULD BE STARING AS WELL

I TRIED TO GET THE BEASTS ATTENTION FROM DOWN BELOW, BUT COULDN'T DO IT WITHOUT LOSING MY BULLGRIP EYE CONTACT....SHIT....SHE WAS OH SO EASY ON DA EYES I TELL YA!....NO RAPID EYE MOVEMENT FROM ME AS SHE STRUTTED LIKE A FOX IN HEAT....HECK I WAS ABOUT HALF -ASS CHILLY FROM RIGGING UP IN THE PIT BUT SHE STILL DISPLAYED ELEVEN INCHES OF TAN BELOW THE NAVEL....DAM WHAT A SIGHT....SHE'S NOW LEFT SHORT NOW PASSING ON TO THE RIGHT!!! NO KNOCKDOWNS! ....WHAT?????SHE'S NOT EVEN GOING TO GLANCE MY WAY??? DANG IT I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS,.....SHE STROLLED ANOTHER 20 FEET PAST THE RUNOFF AND I DECIDED TO BREATHE OUT AGAIN....

HOLDING MY BREATH AND GUT IN WITH AN EXTRA 18 LBS AT THE BELT IS TOUGH WHEN YOU CHECKING OUT SCENERY AT DA CLOSE RANGE .....SHE HAD PASSED AND I TUGGED AT MY JEANS AND PULLED THEM FROM A PERFECT WEDGIE!!! DARN SURE GLAD SHE DIDN'T SEE THAT!

MY GOSH SHE DONE AN ABOUT FACE AND LOOKING RIGHT AT ME! THE WEDGIE!!! SHIT !!! HER CHUCKLING EYES MET MINE SAYING "I SEEN THAT !"....DON'T YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS!!! SORT OF LIKE GETTING CAUGHT FLICKING ONE OUT THE WINDOW AT A STOP LIGHT IN FRONT A GORGEOUS BLONDE!!! YEAHH...YOU GET THE PICTURE HERE.

THEN AS SHE LOOKED DEEPO AT ME....A PRETTY FIVE INCH WIDE RED PAINTED SET OF LIPS PARTED AND SAID...."EXCUSE ME, ....MY NAME IS RIO...RIO NA CAIXA.....DO YOU CHARTER THIS CUTE BOAT?....AND ARE YOU OPEN TOMORROW FOR GIANT BLUEFIN?"

THE BLOOD WAS STILL DRIPPING ONTO MY SPERRY'S ....MY PALMS WERE EMITTING SWEAT LIKE A FAT LADY AT GOLD'S GYM....I TRIED TO SPEAK......THE BRAZILLIANO HAD ME IN A STATE OF PARALYSIS....I COULDN'T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT LANGUAGE I SPOKE....WHEN WORDS DID COME OUT , IT SOUNDED LIKE I HAD DRANK A JUG OF HELIUM.......

THEN,WITH HER BLACK EYES NEVER LEAVING MY GAZE....SHE STEPPED ABOARD THE RUN-OFF ,....."SIR, ARE YOU OKAY?" TWO SLEEVLESS ARM REACHED OUT AND GRABBED ME AT BI-CEP LEVEL...."HELLooooo"!!! ARE YOU AVAILABLE OR NOT???"

I STARTED SCREAMING WITH JOY TO THE HEAVENS: "THIS NEVER HAPPENS TO ME!!!! HELL YES I'M AVAILBLE!!! I'M YOURS RIO!!! I'M YOURS FOR AS LONG AS YOU WISH!!!".....AS THE SHAKING CONTINUED, I REFOCUSED , A BIT DAZED AND CONFUSED....I WAS TRASFIXED TO A MORE FAMILAR FACE BARKING:" BOX, WAKE UP! ....WAKE UP!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR AVAILABLE? WHO THE HELL IS RIO???" ANSWER ME!!!! WHO DA HELL IS RIO?"

"NO ANSWER EH?".....the poneytail grimaced..."WHATEVER!!!!.....YOU HAD BETTER GET UP CAUSE YOUR LATE FOR YOUR CHARTER AND BRIANS GONNA BE PISSED"

[Sea Draggin]

Sometimes beauty can be found in such a woman. Sometimes in the blue or green color of water. Sometimes it can be in a sunset looking SW at the end of a long day. Or the way the sunset brightens the lighthouse at the end of the day. Sometimes it can be found in the lines of a boat or the rainbow color on a fish.

Or sometimes......in the words of a person.

[AhiSlayer]

ALOHA BOX! MELE KALIKIMAKA & HAU'OLI MAKAHIKI HOU!

Merry Chreeshmas & happy new yeah

Nice work on dem tuna! I wish I could catch um dat beeg!

Down one ambian and get back to da dream wouldja.
Good luck!

[Deep C]

Aw Box that aint so bad. Not like you were trying to wire or set up on Ponytail... You'll get over it... I think you'ld die with some of the stuff we have walking the docks here in Florida. Never mind the ones at this club though. Your and my combined income couldn't buy them lunch.

[Chilli]

You had my attention from the moment the car door opened....

[Jer]

God is Brazilian, Marty

[Jesse Lockowitz]

ah.. i enjoy reading these posts lol

[JD5652]

Box!!..... dammit!!.....you had me going there dude!...I was all psyched for a Hollywood ending to this one!!............

[MakoMike]

Marty,
FWIW it's spelled Brazilera = female Brazilian. Could also be Garota, if she was young enough, as in Garota de Ipanema.

[WAHOONBOX]

Marty,
FWIW it's spelled Brazilera = female Brazilian. Could also be Garota, if she was young enough, as in Garota de Ipanema.

MIKE ...YOU KNOW BY NOW I HAVE MY OWN VOCABULARY.... IN FACT I HAVE INSISTED THE BRAZILLIAN GOVERNMENT ADAPT MY WAY OF SPELLCHECK