GUNPLAY AT MOREHEAD CITY HI-SCHOOL!!!!

[WAHOONBOX]

NEWSFLASH !!!!!!!
AND I SAID PLAY NOT FIRE....SO STAND BY

JUST GOT THE CALL FROM SHURDZ!!! SOMETHING IS GOING ON....PARENTS ARE LINED UP TO REMOVE STUDENTS!

I JUST FOUND MY SFC MEDIA BADGE....I AM HEADING TO THE HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW...STAY TUNED FOR THIS BREAKING STORY!

[Glenn W]

Brought to you via remote---- uh, something:
Box is on location at the High School. He reports Parents are coming and going getting their kids from the school-
2 police cars and the Dog catcher's truck at the school -- ( hey, it's a small county)
Unconfirmed reports of a bomb threat earlier along with a sighting of 2 people on or near the school grounds in long coats carrying firearms.
No other details yet.

[Glenn W]

Life and limb are safe!!!!!--- ( well, for the most part)
Our roaming investigative reporter just called in with an up date: the bucks have started their rut in Carteret County. Two hunters in a nearby swamp were deer hunting and saw a buck run out of the swamp. The hunters came out of the woods and pretty near the school. A citizen called the Police to report two armed men are at the High School. Police were dispatched to the school.
Apparantly the bomb threat was just a rumor started during the confussuion .

The fate of the deer is unknown, but unconfirmed reports are that it had a nice rack.

[Water Damage]

so - to paraphrase - Marty got caught chasing a deer too close to school!?!?!?!

dang dude, every parents nightmare - glad all are safe!

[whitey]

The fate of the deer is unknown, but unconfirmed reports are that it had a nice rack.

You sure they were talking about the rack on the deer?

[Glenn W]

You sure they were talking about the rack on the deer?

No, No no. Screw the deer. French teacher, Betty Jo Kilpatrick is wearing her Cashmere Sweater today.

[Bert Rodgers]

Whew, for a min. there I thought some dangerous criminal drew a picture of a gun.

Bert

[WAHOONBOX]

YEP.....UNOFFICIAL REPORT FROM A SCHOOL OFFICIAL TO BOXREPORTER.....

"BLAH BLAH BLAH.....POSSIBLE HUNTERS IN THE AREA.....BLAH BLAH "


WELL IT WASN'T ME CAUSE I WOULD STILL BE SKINNING THE THING OUT....PROCESSING ETC ETC

IT IS AMAZING HOW STORIES...EVENTS GET TWISTED. BY THE TIME IT GOES THROUGHT THE MOUTHS OF 3 PEOPLE......THE STORY WILL READ.....ZULU WARRIORS ATTACK SCHOOL BAND WITH RABID HYENIAS

FOR SOME REASON MY USB WIRE IS MALFUNCTIONING ACCORDING TO MY COMPUTER SCREEN SO THERE WILL BE NO VIDEO NEWS AT 6

[weekender]

I wanted to see the video and try to determine if the were real or purchased. The sweater kinda sounded nice, I mean tight, well, you know what I mean. Oh well, I can't speak French, Kay would kill me anyway...

[squirtis]

Thanks for the update BOX....

Even though it sounds SILLY as hell, it's better than the alternative of another school shooting....

Way to be on it BOXNEWS