THE GREAT ENEMA OF 2007

[WAHOONBOX]

PURE GRIDLOCK I TELL YOU!!!!

FROM DC .....ALL THE WAY TO ALEXANDRIA.........TOTAL.....TOTAL MAYHEM

AC/DC WOULD BE PROUD OF THESE DRIVERS I TELL YA!!! I-95 SOUTH IS TRULY THE AUTHENTIC HIGHWAY YO HELL................SNOW....ICE....ARE THEY DRIVING WHILE BLIND?.........ARE THEY?

CARS SPINNING OUT IN FRONT OF ME...CARS IN DITCHES.....AMBULANCES EVERYWHERE......NO DIET DR PEPPER IN MY TRUCK AS WELL.....DO THEY NOT SEE THE WHITE STUFF ON THE ROAD?

DEAR LORD..........PALEEESE DROP DOWN THE OL ENEMA PIPE...AND GIVE IT TOO ME, CAUSE THAT WOULD BE FUN COMPARED TO THE 3 KNOT GRIDLOCK I AM EXPERIENCING....4HRS ON THE ROAD AND I AIN'T GOT ANYWHERE YET......................

WAIT................SHIT. THERE IS A TRAIL GOD HERE....I JUST MOVED 12 FEET ....WHY .....WHY DO PEOPLE FEEL LIKE THEY ARE SO PRIVELEGED TO CHANGE LANES LIKE DOGS AT DOVER DOWNS?

"YEAA!!!! ...SAME TO YOU ASSHOLE!!!......SUMVICH TRIED TO CUT ME OFF!!!!!!"

I'LL NEVER MAKE IT I TELL YA!!! GET ME BACK TO CAROLINA PALEEEESE!!!


WHY YOU ASS HOLE!!!! IF I COULD GET MY BALLYHOO RIGGERS AROUND YOUR NECK....I'D.................

[Deep C]

Don't sugar coat it Box... You gotta stop supressing these things!

Drive safe...
I had a couple hell rides heading for blamathon a couple years... My language was much the same... " Hey thumb winky... Your grill is pointed the rong way... Hey you... There are two pedals on your floor..."

[gottaflylee]

As we say down here box...nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina IN THE MORNING. Sit back box and think "ISLAND TIME" You can do this. Your already doing slooooo time, you'll get here, not as fast as you would like but you'll get here. When you do we'll go and kill a nother slob for Lou...I just hope hes on the boat when we do!
Safe trip home Bro. I'm saying a little payer for ya!

[WAHOONBOX]

12 KNOTS ................DO YOU BELIEVE IT? TURTLES Are faster

[t bird]

Man, I know how it is....don't matter, rain, snow, sleet,
SUNSHINE....those guys (dc metro drivers)
......drive poorly!!!!!!

Hey 'box great seeing you this past weekend..

It was the greatest!!!

Onie says call when you get home... she worried....
'bout you in the snow

[26pursuit]

I just bet one of my co-workers $100 that they could not make it to Fredricksburg VA by 9pm, they are in 1/2 hour north of Baltimore @ 5:30

Thanks Box - I think I owe ya one

[Proheat]

Box- Take it eazy and you'lle make it dude!!!
You might have to give them a Nascar Bump and Run.........they will get out of the way!!!

Tim behaved himself on the way home and didn't get road rage !

[WAHOONBOX]

that's it........I'M DONE............."SLEEP INN"....I NEED A ROOM

80 MILES TO RICHMOND..........SORRY GLENN , ANTHONY, AND SWANCALLER

IT AIN'T WORTH IT.....I WOULD BE STOMPIN' ASS ALL DOWN I-95 IF I CONTINUE

[gradywhite273]

Box- Take it eazy and you'lle make it dude!!!
You might have to give them a Nascar Bump and Run.........they will get out of the way!!!

Tim behaved himself on the way home and didn't get road rage !

geez, one little miscue with a state trooper and look they are already profiling me , next thing you know ill be on the no fly list,

[pitch bait]

Marty you just got passed by the Top Hook.