GOLD & MY FREE ADVICE

[WAHOONBOX]

YOU GUYS ABOVE THE MASON DIXON LINE SHOULD BE ABLE TO TRULY UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SPEAK OF CONCERNING GOLD....I MEAN WITH YOU YOUGUYS WEARING TANK TOPS AND MR TEE STARTER KIT GOLD NECKLACES AND ALL..... WHY THIS SUMMER I HAVE NEVER WITNESSED SUCH GOLD JEWELRY BEING ADORNED BY FELLOW FISHING PATRONS!....


GOLD BRACELETS THAT HANG DANTILY ON ANGLERS WRISTS...SOME ANGLERS LADEN THEMSELVES WITH PRETTY GOLD NECKLACES & CHAINS ..... WHEN I WAS AT TEASERS THIS YEAR, I FELT LIKE I WAS WALKING STRAIGHT INTO FORT BOX...I MEAN FORT KNOX ITSELF.....YOUNG AND OLD THERE PRIDED THEMSELVES WITH THE FLASH OF DA GOLD.

THIS GOLD ADMIRATION BY THE MASSES HAS BROUGHT MY ATTENTION TO THE EVER PRESENT: "BUY GOLD NOW" TV COMMERCIALS ONE SEES ON SO MANY CHANNELS.....YOU'VE SEEN THEM....the announcer states: "THE DENVER MINT HAS NOW INTRODUCED THE 2009 FIFTY DOLLAR GOLD COIN AND MAKING IT AVAILABLE TO THE PUBLIC FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.....IF YOU ACT NOW FOR ONE PAYMENT OF $29.95.......YOU TOO CAN OWN THIS VALUABLE GOLD COIN"

WHOAAHHH.......NOW LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT HERE.....I CAN BUY A $50 GOLD COIN FOR $29.95? .....REALLY..........ARE YOU WITH ME PEOPLE? 50 DOLLAR GOLD COIN? SHIT WHY NOT CALL IT A $29.95 GOLD COIN??? GOLD IS GOLD....IT IS SOLD MY THE OUNCE. IF GOLD IS BEING TRADED AT 971.30 PER OUNCE, THEN I BET IT IS SAFE TO SAY THAT THE SO-CALLED $29.95 GOLD COIN IS ONE SMALL ASS COIN WOULDN'T YOU AGREE? AN OUNCE OF GOLD AIN'T ALL THAT BIG YOU KNOW AS FAR AS DIMENSION GOES ....I MEAN........

IS IT WORTH FIFTY BUCKS OR NOT!!!? GEEZUS H!!! IF THE GOLD COINS AND GOLD BARS THAT ARE BEING SOLD TODAY FOR X-AMOUNT OF MONEY, AND THE OWNER OF SAID COINS DECLARES THAT THE VALUE OF GOLD COIN IS GOING TOO RISE DRAMATICALLY VERY SOON.........THEN WHY DON'T THE GOLD COIN GUHRUS JUST K E E P THE COINS INSTEAD OF SELLING THEM TO JOHN Q. PUBLIQUE AND THEN WHEN THE VALUE RISES AS THEY SAY ......CASH THEM IN AND MAKE THE MONEY THEMSELVES????

THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE HERE....

NO NEED TO SELL GOLD THE WAY I SEE IT. IF GOLD IS SO VALUABLE AND THE VALUE IS GOING TO CONTINUE TO RISE....THEN I, WAHOONBOX, HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU HOLD ONTO YOUR GOLD AND NOT SELL IT.......


BY DOING THIS , THINK OF THE MONEY YOU WOULD SAVE NO BUYING TV COMMERCIAL TIME..........

THIS IS YOUR BOX STREET ...TIP-O-DA-DAY

[B.C.]

You missed the fine print at the end of the ad.

[Bert Rodgers]

Box it's a Jersey thing, we just wouldn't understand.

Bert

[whitey]

Damn Marty you must have some big gold investors reading this because the Gold Comex has spiked $19.80 to $976.30 today. Any other investment tips?

[WAHOONBOX]

Damn Marty you must have some big gold investors reading this because the Gold Comex has spiked $19.80 to $976.30 today. Any other investment tips?

SEEE....WHAT IF YOU HAD SOLD YOUR GOLD WHEN THE MARKET OPENED...

JUST HOLD ONTO ANDY...AND EVENTUALLY IT WILL BE AT 2K AN OZ

[Wild Life Management]

Any other investment tips?

Condoms are cheaper than babies, and you can buy a lot of bait for what you would spend on a wedding ring, but I'm guessing you already knew that.

[whitey]

Condoms are cheaper than babies, and you can buy a lot of bait for what you would spend on a wedding ring, but I'm guessing you already knew that.

Funny you should say that because I just spent 3 hours at the court this morning filing custody papers.

[Jim Given]

Marty I laugh every time I see those.....BUT....here it comes...idiots will do what they say. The idea that they will sell you their gold when gold is going up just tells you it is a scam. Who would do that....they would make more by just holding as you point out. IDIOTS.

Jim

[Captain Michael Buffington]

theres lots of idiots out there. Our president and his minions spring to mind.

Mike

[WAHOONBOX]

GO THROUGH THAT OLD JEWELRY BOX AND TAKE OUT ALL THAT OLD DISCARDED GOLD JEWELRY THAT YOU HAVE LYING ABOUT LITTERING UP YOUR HOME........

CALL 1 800-BREAK-IT-OFF-IN-YOUR-ASS AND I WILL SEND YOU A SECURE ENVELOPE TO PLACE YOUR GOLD JEWELRY IN...AND MAIL IT TO ME, WAHOONBOX, MOREHEAD CITY