GOING 1 ON 1 WITH TIGER 11 A.M.

[WAHOONBOX]

TIGER: I WISH TO APOLOGIZE TO MY FANS AND SPONSORS FOR POKING SO MANY HOOKERS AND HIGH DOLLAR BABES .....I DECEIVED ALL OF YOU HOPING TO MAINTAIN A SQUEEKY CLEAN HEROES IMAGE

BUT AS SOME OF YOU KNOW...THEY WERE SOME VERY NICE LOOKING BITCHES...HOT BODIES...AND WELL....I THINK I ACTUALLY HAVE SOME COTTONTAIL RABBIT IN MY BLOOD....CAUSE I WANT IT ALL THE TIME...I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!!!!

[WAHOONBOX]

BLAH BLAH...BLAH BLAH BLAH....

[WAHOONBOX]

"I LET MY BUDDAH DOWN" he says...

[WAHOONBOX]

"I AM NOT SURE WHEN I WILL RETURN TO THE GAME OF GOLF"...he says.

WELL DUDE....MAYBE GOLF DOESN'T WANT YOU? ....

[WAHOONBOX]

"I DON'T EVEN LIKE GOLF"


SO PERSONALLY, I COULD CARE LESS IF YOU EVER PICK UP A CLUB.


'BOX

[WAHOONBOX]

TROJAN JUST CALLED TIGER CONGRATULATING HIM ON HIS SPEECH...

[tolbard]

"I DON'T EVEN LIKE GOLF"


Now I know why I like U Box

[Catcher's Mitt]

TROJAN JUST CALLED TIGER CONGRATULATING HIM ON HIS SPEECH...

thats funny right there.

the bigger they are, the harder they fall.

[Hatterized]

i still think she beat his ass with a golf club....wonder how much his plastic surgery bill was.....

[Capt. Terry]

I STILL THINK THE WHOLE THING IS HALLARIOUS.....

....A.) THAT HE GOT BUSTED,.....CAUGHT IN THE ACT.....

....B.) THAT HE HAS RUINED HIS LIFE.....I AM SORRY FOR HIS KIDS THAT THEIR DAD IS A F'UP.....

.....C.) THAT ALTHOUGH HIS NAME, HIS IMAGE, HIS CORPORATION IS MADLY FAMOUS AND WAY PAST MEGA-RICH.....HE WILL NOW SUFFER AND FEEL WHAT IT IS LIKE TO FEEL PAIN LIKE A NORMAL REAL MAN...........

....D.) I THINK THAT IT IS PRETTY COOL THAT SOME OF THE OTHER PLAYERS IN THE GAME CAN NOW ENJOY THE SPOTLIGHT WHILE TIGER IS IN "SEX THERAPY"......

....E.) PERSONALLY, I THINK THAT THE FREAK SHOW IS SUCH A "CONTROL FREAK"....... THAT I PERSONALLY WOULDN'T ENTERTAIN THE IDEA OF EVEN WATCHING HIS 5 MINUTE SPEACH AS HE STANDS THERE AND READS A F'IN SCRIPT THAT WAS PRE-WRITTEN BY HIS LEGAL TEAM, HIS PUBLIC-PRESS ADVISORS,......HIS FAMILY,.....WHAT THE HELL WAS MICHAEL JORDEN THERE FOR??????? SUPPORT?? I MEAN DOES TIGER NEED A NINNY OR A PASSIFIER?????
.....FOR CRIST SAKES MAN STAND UP AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN......YOU HAVE BEEN LIVING A LIE AND YOU GOT BUSTED..............NUFF SAID!!!!

......F.) AND HE IS A F'IN MORAN.....I WANTED TO METION THE OBVIOUS THERE...