E harmony and me

[joeksr]

This might take a while to read but I hope it's worth your time.


I'd like to tell all of you about my E Harmony experience.
Never in my wildest thoughts did I ever think I would meet
anyone of value on the internet.
Well I was wrong. I've met some great people here on
SFC. I mean face to face, Go out fishin, dinner, folks.
Heres the deal. I go down to NC for a riggin seminar.
Miss the first day cause my damn truck broke down.
It's cool, learned more in the 1 day than I hoped.
After riggin class were sittin down watchin TV.
A commercial for E harmony comes on and my friend (Ain't gonna mention any name here but I'll give ya a hint, I'm in his thread.) says, Hey Joe, thats for you. Yeh right....
Well, I get home, start thinkin about the good folks i've met and give it a shot.
Fill out the first page, Ya know Age, sex, marital status.
Cool, I'm Sep her ated.
Ok, Screen after Screen of input required. Like, 20 pages.
OK, cool, got no where to be and all day to get there.
finally, I get to the last page and it says, HIT ENTER TO FIND YOUR MATCHES.

Oh yeh, I'm ready. I push that enter key and heres what
comes back.

"I'm sorry but we have no matches for you at this time".

Folks, to say i'm bummed is an understatement.
I mean if I had a gun in my hand I mightev shot myself.
I mean common, Even Charles Manson found someone what liked him. Whats wrong with me?

Then I read the rest of the page. Sorry, We dont hook up anyone that is not "single" BUT, We will give your free evaluation. Call us when your single.
Whoa, thank God, I live to hunt another day.

I read all the evaluations in maybe 5-6 categories and the bottom line is.

I'm actually a nice person once you get to know me
Some of you are gonna like me and some of you wont.

Glad I spent the time to find that out.
Thanks Anonymous for turning me on to this site.

PS: If any of you thinks visiting an on line dating service makes me desperate, Ya aint got no Idea.

[WAHOONBOX]

DIS COULD BECOME VERY INTRESTIN'......


NEVER YIELD...NEVER GIVE QUARTER...SMILE...AND HAVE SOME FUN WHILE YOU ARE STILL ROCKIN JOE!

[joeksr]

DIS COULD BECOME VERY INTRESTIN'......


NEVER YIELD...NEVER GIVE QUARTER...SMILE...AND HAVE SOME FUN WHILE YOU ARE STILL ROCKIN JOE!

Thats the plan brother.

[Robja]

Sounds to me like you need to contact the SFC Loveline for some advice

[Reelscreamer]

I didn't use Eharmony or nothing like that but I did meet my wife now from the internet. It wasn't a dating site it was Yahoo Messenger. I will not say anything bad about anyone who finds someone on the internet because the chances on the internet are a TON better then they are in your home town. Good Luck brother.

Jeremy

[joeksr]

Sounds to me like you need to contact the SFC Loveline for some advice

Have I not done that ?
Is this not the home of the SFC Loveline ?
Talk to me, lie to me, give me advice.
Tell me what to do.
I'm lost in the dark and have to find my way into the light

I didn't use Eharmony or nothing like that but I did meet my wife now from the internet. It wasn't a dating site it was Yahoo Messenger. I will not say anything bad about anyone who finds someone on the internet because the chances on the internet are a TON better then they are in your home town. Good Luck brother.
Jeremy

Appreciate that.
Just lookin for a companion, a friend, Someone that can cook, Likes fishin, can cut bait and clean house.
Is that to much to ask?

Oh, foolin around is a definate plus.

[gottaflylee]

Priceless, absolutely priceless...

[whitey]

Is Chesneyland still available?

[La Gringa]

I didn't use Eharmony or nothing like that but I did meet my wife now from the internet. It wasn't a dating site it was Yahoo Messenger. I will not say anything bad about anyone who finds someone on the internet because the chances on the internet are a TON better then they are in your home town. Good Luck brother.

Jeremy

Ok... I CONFESS...!!!!

Gringo and I met on the internet in 1994. True story. They didn't have dating sites way back then so it wasn't like that either. But we did somehow manage to randomly cross paths in cyberspace.

[tunatamer4]

Is Chesneyland still available?

OUCH!...That's just wrong. Although she probably can cook.