DRUNK REDNECKS

[#1Gaffman]

Well just thought id share a quick story from this past opening shotgun weekend in DE.

I was hunting my cabin in Townsend with two freinds. Unfortunatelly no love from the deers(although it sounded like a war from the surrounding farms) so we packed up the gear and me and my buddy cory and i were at the truck at about 5:30. As we are sitting on my tailgate waiting for are friend Jarrod to get out of the woods i see two people walking through the woods. Im starting to get pissed cuz i think its two guys hunting my property, so i head over and get ready to kick some ass when jarrod walks out of the woods with this little hillbilly. The guy was like 5 foot 2 and probably weighed about 120 pounds and had about 5 teeth in his grill. Turns out this idiot was piss drunk and almost got a slug through his azz. He was walking around in the woods(wearing all brown) and heard jarrods grunting call, SO HE STARTED GRUNTING BACK As he is slashing around jarrod thinks this is the slob mack daddy that he's been waiting for, then all of a sudden this drunk ******* pops out of the bushs with a bottle of liquer and a camera He walks right under jarrods stand(doesnt even see him in the tree) and falls down and starts sleeping under the tree stand. So jarrod hollers down to him to make sure he aint dead, and ends up helping this redneck walk back to my crib. I will admit that it was probably the funniest dam thing i have seen in a good while, not to mention the guy started crying on jarrods shoulder telling "we are Kin" and "you saved my life".. I ended up putting him in the bed of my truck and dropping him off at a farm house about a mile up the road with poeple in the garage. The sad part is the guy kept hollering at me to take him to the liquer store. SAD

Any way sorry for the longwinded story, just thought it was pretty instresting. Did manage a small doe for the weekend, passed on 4 small bucks.

And congrast to BLUE PRINTS for nailing the family slam including one big old daddy slob of a buck. He even did it on one leg

[merry marlin]

Gaffman you gave me a good laugh even though your adventure didn't start off to funny!
Goog for you for staying calm...
MM

[bigfish4me]

It sucks when someone else blows your hunt, sounds like the only thing that guy was missing was a banjo. Last year while driving a trac of woods alongside a river during fire arms season we stumbled across a few guys playing paint ball, all camoed up and running around like mad men....all liqured up, we just let it be and moved on to another area...still surprised one of them guys didnt catch a bullet.

[Bird Dog]

Great story. Friggin idiot would've woke up and not had a clue where he was

[Honey Hole]

Sounds like Jerrod needs to work on his "grunt call"... all he's attracting is rednecks... LOL

[BluePrints]

Good story buddy. Listening to you tell it on friday was funny as hell.

Good luck the rest of the week.

[Buckeye]

NOW THAT'S FUNNY, UNLESS IT HAPPENS TO YOU!

[TunaTeaser1]

I don't know if I would have been that nice to him after my hunt was ruined...but that grunt call exchange must have been hilarious! Funny story Shane, how's the relocaition search goin?

[FXRScotty]

Sounds like a Jeff Foxorthy bit.

[seapower]

That story brings back memorie's, sure glad I quit drinkin.Frank