DON'T TAKE THE FERRY !!!!!!

[WAHOONBOX]

LOOKS LIKE THE BIG OL GOLF TOURNAMENT IS GOING TO BE EL TIGRELESS THIS YEAR......SEEMS THE WORLD'S GOLFING SAINT CAN'T FIND IT IN HIMSELF TO MAN-UP AND ATTEND HIS OWN FOUNDATION FUND RAISER....I FOR ONE JUST THREW OUT MY GILLETTE GOOD NEWS BLADES AND I AM NOW SWITCHING TO SCHICK

DUDE, ....YOU CHICKEN SHIT MUTHER......MAYBE THE WORLD WILL ALSO WISE UP AND BOYCOTT YOUR TOURNAMENT AND YOUR FOUNDATION.....MAKES ME WONDER NOW JUST HOW MUCH MORE CORRUPTION THERE IS WITHIN YOUR ORGANIZATION....

QUITE HONESTLY, IF I PERSONALLY WAS WORTH A BILLION DOLLARS I COULD EASILY FUND MY OWN FOUNDATION AND NOT ASK FOR OUTSIDE HELP....BUT SEEING THAT I DON'T HAVE A BILLION LYING AROUND LIKE YOU MR BIGSHOT....I MUST GO ON THE INTERNET AND BEG FOR DONATIONS TO BRING SANTA CLAUS TOO VISIT SOME LESS FORTUNATE NC KIDS...


"NOT SHOW UP FOR YOUR OWN GOLF TOURNAMENT"???? YOU SAY YOUR INJURIES PROHIBIT YOU FROM PLAYING??? DUDE......IT'S JUST FRIGGIN' GOLF......GOLF IS NOT OFFSHORE FISHING OR PRO FOOTBALL....I WORK DAY AFTER DAY WITH OFFSHORE INJURIES...I POP ADVIL LIKE IT IS HALLOWEEN CANDY.....BUT I DO SHOW UP....PALEEESE....GOLF IS A LAZY ASS CHICKEN CRAP GAME AND REQUIRES NO PHYSICAL STRENGTH..... GIVE THE WORLD A BREAK WILL YOU.....MAYBE THE PEOPLE THAT VOLUNTEERED TO HELP RUN YOUR TOURNAMENT SHOULD NOT SHOW UP AS WELL....I FOR ONE WOULD BE EMBARRASSED TO SAY THAT I HELPED YOU....

THE STATE OF FLORIDA HAS MADE A MAJOR MISTAKE IN LETTING YOUR SORRY ASS GET AWAY WITH THIS.....THEY HAVE ALLOWED YOU TO SET A POOR STANDARD FOR OTHERS TO FOLLOW....


HERE I DRIVE A BEAT UP , SCRATCHED UP, WORN OUT 6 YR OLD DODGE HEMI WITH CORN SPROUTING IN THE BED AFTER OUR LATEST RAIN.....AND THIS DUDE CAN DESTROY AN ESCALADE LIKE LIKE IT IS A EMPTY SOFT DRINK CAN

WHAT A CHRISTMAS PARTY I COULD THROW FOR THE KIDS IF I HAD THE MONEY IT COST TO BUY A NEW ESCALADE....AND REPLACE A DESTROYED FIRE HYDRANT

AND ANOTHER BIG LOSER HERE.....ESCALADE?....WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE? THE AIRBAGS DIDN'T DEPLOY??? DID THEY, GENERAL MOTORS CHARGE FOR THEM AND THEN NOT INSTALL THEM? MAKES ME WONDER IF THERE IS EVEN AN AIRBAG IN MY OWN CORN HAULER


TACOMA REPORT: ON THE BRIGHT SIDE

SEEMS THE PRISON BED SPACE ISSUE HAS BEEN REDUCED BY ONE AS OF LAST NIGHT......CONGRATS TO THE VICTORS OF THE LATEST FIREFIGHT AND A JOB WELL DONE..... LOOK AT THE MILLION$ THE STATE OF WASHINGTON HAS SAVED BY NOT HAVING TO TAKE THE COP KILLING DOUCHE BAG TO TRIAL


AND I AM HAPPY TO REPORT THE LAW IS GOING AFTER ALL WHO HELPED THE KILLER ELUDE POLICE......AFTER THEY CATCH ALL CONCERNED HERE AND PUT THEM AWAY ,......MAYBE THE SAME AGENCY WITH ALL THESE NEW FOUND RESOURCES CAN GO AFTER ....LET'S SAY....EL BIN LADEN

SUMMARY:

SEEMS PROFESSIONAL SPORTS PERSONALITIES FEEL IMMUNE
FROM RULES AND LAW THESE DAYS....EVEN THAT WILLIAMS GIRL....THE TENNIS PLAYER....THE BIG CHUNKY ONE.....SHE WAS FINED 82.5K FOR HER LAST TIRADE......$82,500 ....GOOD FOR THE PTA....CHUMP CHANGE FOR HER...., THAT KIND OF JINGLE WOULD BRING ON A LOT OF YOUNG SMILES COME THIS DEC 25.........

AND YOU CAN TAKE THIS MY FINAL THOUGHT TO THE BANK ...."TO YOU BIGSHOT CELEBS WHO THINK YOUR SHIT DON'T STINK.....I GOT SOME NEWS FOR YOU PEOPLE.....THERE IS JUST AS MUCH TURD SPLATTER ON THE BACK SIDE OF YOUR TOILET LIDS JUST LIKE THE REST OF US.......SO GROW UP & CLEAN UP!!!

[HOLWACHAGOT]

HOLWACHAGOT

ROFLMFAO!

[clt_capt]

Sport headline: Woods pulls out of own tournament.


Well I hope he has better luck than he did pulling out of the driveway.

[ReelSmith]

Amen brother! Way too many bleeding hearts in this country!

[Avenger]

AND WHILE I AM ON THE SUBJECT OF INDIA AND SURROUNDING COUNTRIES IN THAT REGION......HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT ABOUT ONCE A MONTH A PASSENGER FERRY CAPSIZES IN THIS REGION? HEADLINES: "FERRY CAPSIZES IN THE INDIAN OCEAN -ALL ABOARD PERISH"

NOW I AM NO ROCKET SCIENTIST BY NO MEANS.....BUT....I'LL BE DANGED IF I AM GOING TO GET ON A FERRY IN INDIA, BANGLADESH, BOMBAY OR ANY OTHER FIFTH WORLD [I]NATION.....I MEAN REALLY HERE!

DON'T GET ON THE FRIGGING FERRY!!! IT WILL CAPSIZE!!!

If they run their ferries anything like they run their trains this shouldn't surprise anyone...

[netman9]

Box
You got it going on with this one. With all the other hype, I forgot about the ferry. Heard they're refunding 20% cost if you purchased ticket and still attend. WTF! And then theres the court system, $$$ saved on that hose bag. They would have found him guilty for the 1st murder then spent more on the others. Never understood that one, once he's guilty on the 1st why continue? We'll never know...

[WAHOONBOX]

MY THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO THE MEN AND WOMAN WHO WILL BE HEADING TO AFGHAN AND ANY OTHER COUNTRY TO SERVE US

7:56 P.M. TUESDAY

WE WERE BOTH SETTLED IN IN OUR NORMAL FAMILY TV PRONE POSITIONING.....THE CHRISTMAS TREE IS UP BUT NOTHING ON IT....I GUESS PROCRASTINATION GOT THE BEST OF US....ME, I ADDED MY CAMO VISOR AS PART OF MY EVENING ATTIRE FOR I KNEW TROOPS WOULD BE WEARING THEIRS AS WELL....WE WERE ABOUT TO HEAR THE AFGHAN ADDRESS FROM PRESIDENT OBAMA.

HE IS A WORLD CLASS SPEAKER......EASY TO UNDERSTAND....AND QUITE FRANKLY, JUST AS SENATOR McCAIN, AND SADLY ENOUGH, I TOO APPROVED OF THIS TROOP DEPLOYMENT. I WILL PRAY FOR ALL OUR TROOPS EVERYDAY.

I AM ALSO SAD TO SAY THAT I AM READY TO SEE A TALIBAN /AL-QUAEDA BODY COUNT STACKED UP LIKE CORD WOOD ....OR.... I WANT TO SEE A CONVERSION OF THE TALIBAN HELPING THEIR FELLOW COUNTRYMEN INSTEAD OR KILLING-TERRORIZING THEM AND MAKE AFGHAN' AT LEAST SOME SORT OF A CIVILIZED HALF-ASSED DEMOCRATIC NATION........

ALL IN ALL THE SPEECH WAS GOOD.....MOST OF THE CADETS SEEMED ATTENTIVE....I HOPE THEY WERE FOR MANY OF THOSE CADETS SEEN ON TV LAST NIGHT WILL BE GOING TO WAR SOON.

DID ANYONE ELSE SEE WHAT I SEEN LAST NIGHT? AS THE FOX CAMERAS SWEPT THE CADET CROWD? DID YOU SEE WHAT I SEEN? I WAS HORRORFIED!.....I MADE A POSITIVE BODY COUNT OF AT LEAST FOUR , AND POSSIBLY A FIFTH CADET.....WAIT...WAIT...ROGER CONFIRMED!...I JUST DID AN INSTANT REPLAY....YEP....FOUR ASLEEP...SOME TRYING TO FALL ASLEEP. HELL IT WAS ONLY 8:12 P.M.....I HADN'T EVEN GOTTEN INTO MY EVENING ICE CREAM YET! I DON'T CARE IF YOU DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM.....IF I HAD A CHANCE TO SEE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IN PERSON, I'LL BE DANGED IF I AM GOING TO FALL ASLEEP WHILE ON WATCH .

I WAS TAUGHT : NEVER FALL ASLEEP ON WATCH...MILITARY OR CIVILIAN......THAT IS WHY A MATE SHOULD NOT SLEEP ON A CHARTER.....STAY AWAKE AND BE READY FOR THE UNTHINKABLE....

YEP.......SLEEPING CADETS.....WEST POINT...DURING THE PRESIDENTS ADDRESS...INTERNATIONAL WORLDWIDE TELEVISION.....EVERYONE WAS WATCHING.....YOUR PARENTS HAD THEIR EYES GLUED TO THE SET.......EVEN THE TALIBAN WERE ALL EYES ON THIS ONE.





AS YOU WERE.......

[weekender]

not sure which one this is but here's one more AMEN!!!!!!!!