DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU...

[WAHOONBOX]

AND I AM NOT REFERRING TO FISH HERE

LAST NIGHT I MACHINE WASHED MY NEW RUGGED SHARK DECK SHOES.....THEY WERE SOAKED WITH 2 GALLONS OF MAHI BLOOD......THIS MORNING AS I HEADED TO THE RUN-OFF TO RIG UP FOR THIS WEDS FISHING, I PLACED MY WET SHOES ON TOP OF MY OUTSIDE TRASH CAN BESIDE MY GARAGE TO DRY....


NOW KEEP IN MIND I DO NOT HAVE TRASH PICK-UP AND I HAUL MY OWN TRASH OFF

SOME THIEVING ASS WIPE BOLDLY CAME ONTO MY PROPERTY IN BROAD DAYLIGHT TODAY AND STOLE MY $90 ....MY NEW $90 RUGGED SHARKS!!!!!

THIS MAKES TWO THEFTS IN MY DRIVEWAY IN THE LAST 3 MONTHS

DEAR LORD,
PLEASE GIVE ME SOME SENSE OF SELF CONTROL IF AND WHEN I CATCH THIS VERMIN OF EVIL.....PLEASE GIVE ME THE STRENGTH & VIGILANCE TO REFRAIN FROM YANKING HIS ASSHOLE OUT WITH A BEAT UP 80 AFTCO CURVED BUTT AND MAKING A GUITAR STRING OUT OF IT......PLEASE LORD GIVE ME THE STRENGTH NOT TO EMPTY 5 ROUNDS OF OOO BUCKSHOT INTO HIS SORRY ASS ONCE I CATCH HIM.....

I HATE A THIEF. I HEREBY PROMISE MYSELF TO MAKE A CITIZENS ARREST WHEN I CATCH THE DRIVEWAY THIEF....OH YOU WILL SCREW UP...OH YES....YOU ARE NOW ONE COCKY BOLD SON OF A ***** THAT THINKS HE CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING.....

I WOULD LIKE SOME NEW IDEAS OF TORTURE THAT I COULD BESTOY UPON THIS **** ROACH ONCE I CATCH HIM......ANY SUGGESTIONS ???


IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.....BIG ONES....

[zar2754]

I HATE A THIEF. I HEREBY PROMISE MYSELF TO MAKE A CITIZENS ARREST WHEN I CATCH THE DRIVEWAY THIEF....OH YOU WILL SCREW UP...OH YES....YOU ARE NOW ONE COCKY BOLD SON OF A ***** THAT THINKS HE CAN GET AWAY WITH ANYTHING.....

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racoons ?

[Custom Canvas]

Box WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS SET THAT SWEET CAMARA MOUNT UP AND FILM THE LITTLE SHIT SNIFFER IN THE ACT..

THEN TAKE IT TO HIS JOB SHOW IT TO HIS BOSS AND LET HIM SEE WHAT KINDA GUY HE'S WORKING WITH

SEE HOW THE THIEVIN SOMBEACH LIKES THEM APPLES....

I TOO HATE A FRIGGIN THEIVE.....

AS FAR AS THE TORCHER PART I HAVE JUST THE TOOL UP AT THE CANVAS SHOP THE OLD ENGLE HOT KNIFE HEATS UP TO OVER 1OOOdegF NICE LITTLE BLADE ON IT YOU COULD GO REALLLLLLLLLLLLLL SLOOOOOOOWWWWW

DO SOME REALLLLL NICE WORK AND THE BEST PART HE WOULD STAY ALIVE AT LEAST FOR A WHILE......


IF THAT DIDN'T DO THE TRICK YOU COULD GO WITH A PAIR OF THE PVC CUTTERS YOU KNOW THE KIND THAT RATCHET CLOSED AND MAKE A NICE CLEAN CUT YOU COULD USE THE HOT KNIFE TO SEAL THE WOUND!!!! KEEP THE THEVIEN LITTLE ASSQUIEF ALIVE FOR AWILE MAKE HIM SUFFER...

JUST A THOUGHT.................

IF YOU NEED MY HELP FINDING THE SOMBEACH JUST LET ME KNOW I LOVE A GOOD STEAKOUT

CC OUT

[Capt. Jon Tennant]

Box WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS SET THAT SWEET CAMARA MOUNT UP AND FILM THE LITTLE SHIT SNIFFER IN THE ACT..

THEN TAKE IT TO HIS JOB SHOW IT TO HIS BOSS AND LET HIM SEE WHAT KINDA GUY HE'S WORKING WITH

SEE HOW THE THIEVIN SOMBEACH LIKES THEM APPLES....

I TOO HATE A FRIGGIN THEIVE.....

AS FAR AS THE TORCHER PART I HAVE JUST THE TOOL UP AT THE CANVAS SHOP THE OLD ENGLE HOT KNIFE HEATS UP TO OVER 1OOOdegF NICE LITTLE BLADE ON IT YOU COULD GO REALLLLLLLLLLLLLL SLOOOOOOOWWWWW

DO SOME REALLLLL NICE WORK AND THE BEST PART HE WOULD STAY ALIVE AT LEAST FOR A WHILE......


IF THAT DIDN'T DO THE TRICK YOU COULD GO WITH A PAIR OF THE PVC CUTTERS YOU KNOW THE KIND THAT RATCHET CLOSED AND MAKE A NICE CLEAN CUT YOU COULD USE THE HOT KNIFE TO SEAL THE WOUND!!!! KEEP THE THEVIEN LITTLE ASSQUIEF ALIVE FOR AWILE MAKE HIM SUFFER...

JUST A THOUGHT.................

IF YOU NEED MY HELP FINDING THE SOMBEACH JUST LET ME KNOW I LOVE A GOOD STEAKOUT

CC OUT

well, now we know who not to make mad...

[gottaflylee]

Man that sucks, nothing worst than a thief, hope the awad trips and breaks something (like his neck) every time he wares them...

[giantfan]

that sucks Marty...

Nothing I hate more then a crook.... someone stealing your deck shoes is like someone stealing a carpenters saw.... It's bad enough having anything stolen but when it affects someones ability to make a living.... punishable by DEATH!!!!!

Could it have been a covert action by Sperry..... they don't want to have the Rugged Shark shoes in your videos..... they want to keep getting free exposure....

And who the hell would wear someone elses shoes.... that's just nasty....

[bigfish4me]

That sucks big time box....they will get theirs.

How to catch a thief? With your vast knowledge of rigging...i am sure you could rig up a nice shiney pair of nike's and break out the heavy gear....set the spread in the front yard and wait for the run off.....hopefully he puts up a fight that would make a blue marlin proud......this may require a wire man.....once leader is in hand and the shot presents its self.....gaff or poon? We will just leave that decision up to you....dont forget the pit cam....i wonder what the all tackle record for scum bags is?

[Jesse Lockowitz]

damn marty, that blows.

cant believe right there in your neighborhood in BROAD DAYLIGHT? wow. bold stones.

ooo buck sounds about right :-)

[DropinBack]

On a blow day... put a new penn 50 rod and reel out front... and sit inside and just wait...

[austin ensor]

foot traps work good!!!!