DID YOU KNOW........

[WAHOONBOX]

DID YOU KNOW:

THE NC HIWAY PATROL HAS ISSUED MASSIVE ALERTS TO JOHN Q PUBLIQUE THAT THEY ARE CRACKING DOWN ON SEAT BELT INFRACTIONEERS.... THE HORROR.......I AGREE THAT SEAT BELTS WILL SAVE LIVES.....BUT PALEEESE....TO INSTITUTE A MONOLITHIC AD-A-THON LIKE THEY WANT TO SAVE LIVES??? GIVE US A BREAK !!! THEY WANT THE EASY MONEY AND THATS THAT! ...

.IF IT WERE SAVING LIVES THEY WERE INTERESTED IN THEN THE HIWAYS WOULD HAVE SIGNS EVERYWHERE THAT READ: "WE WILL TICKET YOUR A$$ TO DEATH IF YOU SPEED OR ARE AN INCONSIDERATE AGGRESSIVE DRIVER OR YOU TAILGATE!!!"

BAGS OF MONEY ARE BEING SPENT IN A MASSIVE STATEWIDE AD CAMPAIGN WARNING US THAT WHEN WE ARE STOPPED FOR NOT CLICKIN...WE WILL GET A TICKIN...I MEAN TICKET

NOW LET ME GO OVER A FEW THINGS HERE ABOUT THE NC HIWAY PATROL.....

THEY....DA TRAFFIC ENFORCEMENT GHURUS......THEY ARE VERY WORRIED ABOUT OUR SEAT BELTS NOT BEING CLICKED AND THEN SAY TO HELL WITH STOPPING AGGRESSIVE DRIVERS .......THEY SAY TO HELL WITH STOPPING THE MILLIONS OF WOMEN WHO TERRORIZE THE NATION'S HIWAYS WITH A CIGARETTE IN ONE HAND AND A BURRITO IN THE OTHER AND DOUBLE-FINGERN TEXT KEYS ALL AT THE SAME TIME WHILE HAULIN ASS THROUGH A 55 ZONE AT 70 PLUS WITH A BABY ON BOARD!

NOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE........AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, THERE IS NO "BABY ONBOARD " SIGN IN THE BACK WINDOW OF THE HONDA!

AGGRESSIVE DRIVERS............
F YOU....THAT'S RIGHT....F YOU............AND ALL YOU ASSWIPES WHO PULL OUT IN FRONT OF ME CAUSING ME TO SLAM ON BRAKES AND THERE'S NOT A SOUL ON WHEELS BEHIND ME BUT BUT 2 MOPEDERS AND THEY ARE 5 MILES BACK......F YOU AS WELL.

SEAT BELTS???? .....THE SEAT-FREAKING-BELT-CLICK-IT & TICKET CAMPAIGN??? YOU ARE KIDDING AMERICANA RIGHT??? DID YOU KNOW IT'S EASIER FOR AN ILLEGAL MEXICAN TO GET A DRIVERS LICENSE THAN A PENNSYLVANIA TRANSPLANT TO CAROLINA?

SHOW ME YOU ARE GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT AGGRESSIVE DRIVERS WILL YOU! SHOW ME YOU ARE GOING TO STOP THE POTENTIAL HIWAY MURDERERS FROM SPEEDING.....SHOW ME THAT YOU HAVE THE NADS TO TICKET A 19 YRS OLD GIRL DOING 65 IN A 40 WITH A CELL PHONE TO HER HEAR AND HONKING HER FRIGGING HORN AT ME TO GET OUT OF HER WAY!.......SHOW ME!!! ....OH.......AND F HER TOO!

NOW RIPTIDE CHARTERS.....I AIN'T SPEAKING ABOUT YOU HERE SO DON'T GET YOUR TICKET BOOK IN A WAD ON ME HERE......

CURRENTLY, THERE ARE 3 ......MAYBE MORE COURT CASES PENDING IN NORTH CAROLINA INVOLVING NC HIWAY TICKETMASTERS GETTING CAUGHT HAVING SEX IN THEIR CARS OR SOME POOR GIRLS CAR....OBVIOUSLY NO CHASITY...I MEAN NO SEAT BELT WORN IN THIS SITUATION

AND ONE DUMB SOB PATROLMAN LEFT HIS FRIGGING PISTOLA IN THE BACK SEAT OF SAID SEX PARTNERS CAR ONLY TO BE FOUND LATER BY INNOCENT CHILDREN IN THE BACK SEAT!!!........

ARE YOU GETTING THE DRIFT HERE PEOPLE? WHAT WE HAVE HEREA IS FAILYA TOO CO-MOONKATE.........WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS AN AD CAMPAIGN TO WARN JOHN Q INNOCENT PUBLIQUE THAT WE SHOULD WEAR OUR SEAT BELTS OR BE PUNISHED........WHEN IN FACT.......THE WARNING SHOULD BE :

TROOPER WATCH IS NOW IN EFFECT! CONDITIONS ARE RIPE FOR A SELECT FEW TROOPERS TO BE ILLEGALLY HAVING SEX IN PARKED CARS.....SO BE ON DA LOOKOUT! AND SOME EVEN ARE DOING THE DIRTY WITH OTHER PATROLMANS WIVES.....

ALL THIS CRAPOLA HERE IS ON THE TV NEWS...IN THE PAPER ETC ETC...SO I AIN'T JUST MAKING IT UP

MY ADVICE TO THESE SEX PERPS HERE..... KEEP YOUR TICKETBOOK IN YOUR PANTS......UNLESS YOU INTEND TO DO SOMETHING WORTHY OF THE BADGE LIKE MAYBE TICKET SOME OF THE STUPID ASS WIPES OUT THERE BLOWING THERE HORN AT ME WHILE THEY POLISH MY BUMPER AT 55 !


NO. ....I AIN'T DONE YET........I HAVE BEEN NO SAINT ON THE HIWAY IN YEARS PAST.....BUT I AM NOT AGGRESSIVE....I HAVE HAD A TICKET HERE AND A TICKET THERE AND PAID THE PRICE FOR IT


I EVEN FACED THE DUI JUDGE IN 1980 AND THAT WAS ONE STUPID THING I DID...BUT LEARNED MY LESSON.....I HAVE EVEN SINCE THEN QUIT DRINKING DA BOOZE

BUT HERE IN NORTH CAROLINA.....IF YOU GET A DUI....YOU WILL BE REWARDED...THAT'S RIGHT.....NC REWARDS YOU! ISN'T THAT WONDERFUL!!!

ONCE THEY HAVE TAKEN YOUR LICENSE FOR DRIVING DRUNK FOR A YEAR OR LONGER ....NC WILL GRANT YOU THE PRIVILEGE OF BUYING A BRAND NEW DUI MOBILE......YOU KNOW....A FREAKING MOPED .........YOU NO LONGER WILL NEED TO MAINTAIN VEHICLE INSURANCE...AND YOU GET TO DRAG ASS DOWN THE ROAD AT 27 MPH WITH YOUR HARLEY HELMENT ON LIKE YOU ARE THE DIRECTOR TO THE DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION......................

NO INSURANCE....JUST A HARLEY HELMENT ON , ...HOPING ....HOPING YOU DON'T LOOK STUPID ON THE 'PEDAL TO THE PRETTY GIRLS SPEEDING PAST YOU.......

YOU CAN CONTINUE TO DRIVE ON THE NATION'S HIWAYS...YOU CAN CONTINUE TO CAUSE TRAFFIC CONGESTION AND IGNITE ACCIDENTS BY PEOPLE AGGRESSIVELY SWERVING TO CHANGE LANES TO GET THE HELL AWAY FROM YOU......YOUR EXHAUST CAN SPIT RAW SMOKE FROM IT WITH NO CHANCE OF AN EMISSIONS TICKET.....YOU CAN CONTINUE TO DRINK YOUR ASS OFF BECAUSE, AND WHY NOT....YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE....THEY ALREADY HAVE YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE

SO.................

F YOU TOO.
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[Dave Sikorski]

BOX, I hereby nominate this for RANT OF THE YEAR!!

It's a shame that this is only the tip of the ballyhoo bill when it comes to bureaucratic injustice.

Now step back and let that keyboard cool down!!

-D

[Squidnation]

I read a horrible report that stated that 20% of all highway deaths are cuased by drunk drivers....................Damn - that just tells me that 80% are caused by sober drivers.

[gradywhite273]

i went thru my local clickit or tickit this morning, i got a warning for having the dog in the front seat, but they are great for increasing the overtime for the officers

[striper_on]

I second the motion.

[shoefish]

Brother it is too bad that the fishing sucks up here so bad, 'cause otherwise you'd like living in New Hampshire- our motto is "Live free or Die". You got that? Die. Not "We would appreciate it if we could keep some of our freedoms", but "Live Free or Die".

We don't have seatbelt or motorcycle helmet laws unless you're a minor- figure you know what's going to happen if you smack a tree or end up dragging ass on the asphalt at 80 mph...it's up to you to protect yourself or not...whatever you chose.

If you just get your license and you get a speeding ticket- there goes your licence for a while, do it again, and it's the big yellow bus for you again. We don't need your ass hitting us because you had to text one of your friends because you just heard the latest Justin Timberlake song on the radio and it's sooooooo goooood.

On top of it all, we're the only conservative state that's left up here in New England...for now...all the socialists from down south of us have taxed themselves to the point that they're all trying to escape to where there isn't as many taxes...then they're trying to put the same programs in place when they move up here- something not adding up in your heads or what? But I digress...

Live free or die

[carom]

I read a horrible report that stated that 20% of all highway deaths are cuased by drunk drivers....................Damn - that just tells me that 80% are caused by sober drivers.

exellent write Box.....

Bill.....now, i can inferr from those statistics that if you are drunk you have an 80% chance of not killing anyone in the way to the next bar!!!!

correct me if I'm wrong!

PS... YO DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHATS ON THE NEWS HERE ABOUT THE POLICE!