DEEP 6 WARSTICK AND BIG ROCK WHITE

[WAHOONBOX]

THIS WAS OUR ONLY ANGLING MOMENT LAST WEEK IN THE BIG ROCK.............WE HAD GREAT MOMENTS BUT UNFORTUNATELY....ALL OF THEM WERE IN THE KITCHEN OR ON THE DECK GRILLIN & CHILLIN

NOW I'M GIVING YOU THE LOST WARSTICK CHRONICLES...IN SLO-MO.

NOW PALEEAASE....DON'T TELL ME I AM PULLING A PINK SQUID CHAIN ....THE FRIGGING MAHI PICKED UP THE TAG END OF THE TEASER AND SOMEHOW THE MONO WRAPPED MY GAFF...................THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT...THE BADDEST, THE UGLIEST, THE WORSTEST AND THE MOST PITIFULEST JOB OF HANDLING A FISH I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I DO TAKE FULL RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS GAFFING ABORTLE............AND TO TOP IT OFF, OVERBOARD JAKE CONTINUED TO FILM THE CARNAGE.....WHY NOT STOP THE ACTION WHEN YOU SEE I'M IN A BIND................NOW I DID TO MANAGE TO BOX THIS SUICIDAL ANIMAL...................................

IF MY GAFF TURNS UP ABOVE THE DMZ ,....I INSIST ON YOU RETURNING IT OR ELSE

ARK..............NO EDITTING PER YOUR REQUEST................I WILL NOW TAKE THE TEN BUCKS FOR THE BOYS AND GIRLS CLUB YOU SO PROMISED!

www.wahoonbox.com/videos/whitey.wmv

CRANK IT UP REEL REEL LOUD!


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[ocnslr]

Great video, Marty.

Will it be on the big screen during the rigging seminars....?

Brian

[Admin]

Great video marty . Every time i watch these videos i wonder if others luagh like i do ?



john

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THANKS GUYS..........JOHN....THEY MAKE ME DO THIS CRAP UNDER DURESS

[weekender]

some will think I'm trying to be a smart A$$ but I'm not, I wouldn't want to drop my bow out of a tree (again), BUT, I vaguely remember this thread:
THE ULTI-MATES WARSTICK !

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN: LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY GAFF..........MY COCKPIT WEAPON OF CHOICE THAT MAKES ME ONE CONFIDENT COCKPIT DUDE .....AKA,.... THE "GRIM-FISH REAPER".........PICTURE A SIX-SEVEN FOOT ALUMINUM POLE WITH AN 8 DEGREE BEND IN THE HANDLE...........THINK ABOUT WHAT I JUST SAID HERE.........PICK UP YOUR GAFF AND HOLD IT BY THE HANDLE LIKE YOU ARE ABOUT TO GAFF A 50 LB YELLOWFIN..........
OKAY...SO YOUR GAFF IS NOT IN YOUR OFFICE..........GO GET A BROOM.........NOW..........LOOK AT THE PLANE OF YOUR ARM AND THE PLANE OF THE BROOM...I MEAN THE GAFF HANDLE..................I WANT THE GAFF HOOK TO BECOME AN EXTENSION OF MY ARM..........BY PUTTING THIS 8 DEGREE BEND IN THE HANDLE.....MY ARM AND THE GAFF POLE ARE NOW IN ONE STRAIGHT LINE AND STRAIGHT TO THE AWAITING LOIN! .......DO YOU SEE THE PICTURE HERE?.........MY MISSES VERSUS THE BULLSEYE RATIO PLUMMETED TO LESS THAN .O1 PERCENT WITH THIS ANGLE AND IT PUTS MORE MEATNBOX!

THE GAFF HOOK: I NOTICE THAT GUYS ABOVE THE "DMZ " USE A WIDE THROAT GAFF AND VERY THICK STEEL.............I PERSONALLY FEEL YOU DESTROY 2 LBS OF SUSHI WHEN YOU HIT ONE WITH A GAFF LARGER THAN CONCRETE RE-BAR!!! ........SCALE THAT DARNED HOOK-THROAT AND STEEL DIAMETER DOWN GUYS..........THE THROAT ON MY GAFF IS A MERE 2 INCHES WIDE!...WITH SKINNY STEEL DIAMETER!......I HAVE NEVER HAD A MEAT FISH PULL THE STEEL THRU THE FLESH......AND I KNOW FOR A FACT IF YOUR GAFF HOOK HAS A DIAMETER WIDER THAT 2 INCHES YOU WILL STRUGGLE GAFFING MAHIS! AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO ARGUE THIS POINT!

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NOW THIS NEST REMARK COMING IS GOING TO RAISE SOME EYEBROWS:

MY GAFF HOOK IS TURNED UP WHEN I EXTEND TO THE KILL ZONE...THAT'S RIGHT ..... IT'S "UP"...UP AT LEAST 95% OF THE TIME THAT I STRIKE !............I ALSO MAKE A BELLY SHOT MOST OF THE TIME WITH AN OCASSIONAL HEAD SHOT................(NOW SOMETIMES , FOR FILMING PURPOSES ONLY , I WILL GAFF ONE HOOK DOWN AND INTO A SHALLOW PART OF THE BACK. THIS IS DONE SO THAT THE TUNA WILL LOOK GOOD FOR THE CAMERA AS IT COMES OVER THE GUNNELS EDGE. THE REASONING BEHIND THIS IS I FILL MY GAFF WITH SPRAY FOAM AND IT FLOATS.............THEREFORE, IT IS BUOYANT. THE NATURAL DIRECTION THAT A GAFF TAKES ONCE IT ENTERS THE WATER UNDER THE FISH IS UP!!....BINGO! SIANARO! HOW DOES THAT FEEL MR.AHI!! IN THE BOX YOU GO!

NOW IF YOU LET THAT TUNA-WAHOO-MAHI ""FEEL"" THE LOWER GAFF HANDLE AS IT GOES OVER HIS BACK, AND WITH HOOK DOWN, ...THEN SEE WHAT HAPPENS..........SEE YA LATER CHARLIE


OF COURSE, FOR STEALTH PURPOSES ONLY .........I CAMO MY GAFF, CAROLINA BLUE/LITE GREY/OFF WHITE ....WITH BASEBALL BAT "BARBED WIRE" GRIPS ENTWINING ITS FULL LENGTH........AND WHEN I NEED THE VOODOO LIFTED FROM A SLOW DAY OF CATCHING , I ADD CROW AND GULL FEATHERS TO MY WARSTICK

REMEMBER GUYS.........THIS IS ONLY MY WAY AND NOT THE ONLY WAY..........ONE MUST HAVE FUN OUT THERE........BE CREATIVE.............AND PUT MEATNTHEBOX

Could you not get the Beast to turn around? I remember "little league" riding on the back of Uncle Sam's red and white Ford pickup after the game or practice. He would say "hold onto your hats, I'm not turning around to go back to get it". But when one blowed off, he did.
Bout 40 years late but I would like to thank him for it too!

[WAHOONBOX]

WELL I'LL BE...MR. ALBERT E. FRIGGING WEEKENDER EINENSTEIN HIMSELF HAS VERBED IN ...AND DONE HIS HOMEWORK............

WE WENT BACK ALBERT...................................BUT COULD NOT CATCH IT IN THE STRONG CURRENT............THE END WAS FLOATING ON TOP OF THE WATER........AND I SAID SCREW IT..........................

NOW I COULD HAVE STAYED OUT THERE FOR FIVE OR SIX DAYS TRYING TO CATCH THE DAM THING...AND THAT WOULD HAVE SAVED YOU FROM DOING ALL THE GENIUS RESEARCH INTO THE ARCHIVES...

THE RUN-OFF IS SO HIGH OFF THE WATER I WOULD HAVE NEEDED A SUBMARINE TO FETCH IT....................OR .........I COULD GO TO MY BACK-UP STICKER AS I DID AND CONTINUE TO BOX THE FILLETS..........................

COME CHARTER ME CUZ AND WHEN I SCREW UP AND DROP MY STEEL, WE WILL CHASE HER DOWN ON YOUR TIME...YOUR DIME.................

BRING PLENTY OF NABS

[Buckeye]

Ouch!! Someone hit a nerve!!
Glad to see your back at it in full forse! Wahoo you da man in my book!

[weekender]

was just curious, always more than one way to view things, download of the video should be done, guess I'll see for myself

[SharkJP]

LMAO!!!!!!!. . . . good work!

[saltwaterbucks]

Well, we have a little family get together here. I have been around the BOX for 50 years this year and I have witnessed it all I thought. Well just when you think you have, bam. BOX, you have topped yourself. ROFL