DAVID VS GOLIATH

[WAHOONBOX]

IT HAS BEEN A TOTAL GRIND TODAY....TOSSING AND TURNING ON MY COUCH....GETTING UP AND DOWN CONSTANTLY GOING TO THE FRIDGE AND COOKIE BOX....

THE MULTI RAIN DELAYS OF THE WORLD 600 HAS BEEN HARD WORK FOR ME....I MEAN I WAITED IT OUT YESTERDAY CHECKING THE FOX NETWORK CONSTANTLY FOR THE RESTART ONLY TO FIND THAT STUPID ANIMATED R-RATED CARTOON OVER AND OVER AGAIN THAT FOX SUB'D IN

TODAY....3...MAYBE 4 RAIN DELAYS AND I AM WORE OUT...NO MORE OATMEAL RAISIN COOKIES...NO MORE FRESH CANTALOPE....NO MORE FROZEN TANGERINE FRUIT POPS...AND HERE I SIT WAITING DILENTGENTLY HOPING FOR A WASH OUT FOR CAREER WINLESS DAVID REUTIMANN....


REUATIMANN YOU SAY?? WHY REUTIMANN OF ALL DRIVERS? WELL I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THE THREE FOX ANNOUNCERS INCLUDING DW CONSTANTLY TALKING ABOUT JR...ABOUT THE BUSCH BROS....TALKING ABOUT CARL EDWARDS....THE M&M CAR...AND THE OTHER SILVER SPOONED TEAMS WITH ALL THE FINANCIAL BACKING ONE COULD EVER ASK FOR...

THE ANNOUNCERS ARE ALWAYS SAYING THAT JR IS EAGER TO WIN AGAIN....AND THAT SOME OF THE OTHER FAVORITE SONS HAVEN'T WON IN OVER A YEAR....

SO WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GEEZUS H DON'T YOU THINK THE STREMMES AND THE RAINES....AND THE REUTIMANNS AND THE ROBBIE GORDONS WANT TO WIN JUST AS MUCH?? AND THEN THERE IS LARD ASS TONY STEWART WITH HIS GREY BEARD WHINING AND BITCHING TO THE CREW OF DAVID REUTIMANN DURING THE RAIN DELAY.......I MEAN IS STEWART THE HEAD CHEESE OF ASHPHALT HERE? TONY GETS PISSED ABOUT REUTIMANNS RACE TACTICS AND GOES AND SHOWS HIS ASS TO DAVIDS CREW CHIEF.....WELL WE ARE STILL IN A RAIN DELAY AND DAIVID IS IN THE HOTSEAT ...LEADING THE BIGTIME FAVORITE SONS.........I HAVE ENDURED THE MOUTH OF TONY STEWART FOR OVER A DECADE NOW....AND IF HE WALKED UP TO ME AND MOUTHED OFF TELLING ME TO GET OUT OF MY PIT FOR A A BIT OF CONSULTATION.....I PROMISE YOU A CASE OF A GOOD OL FASHION ASS KICKIN COMBAT....I MAY HAVE GREY IN MY BEARD AS WELL BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.....HOWEVER THE ONLY SATISFACTION I CAN GET IS TO NEVER $UPPORT HIS SPONSORS

I GUESS NASCAR RACING IS NO DIFFERENT THAN CHARTER BOAT FISHING....IN CHARTER BOAT FISHING WE HAVE THE SAME OL SAME OL VHF MOTOR MOUTH CAPTAINS BAD MOUTHING INDIVIDUALS THROUGHOUT THE FISHING DAY....PERSONALLY, I WOULD BE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT CATCHING FISH FOR MY PARTY THAN SEEING WHO I COULD DERAIL ON THE VHF....SOME CAPTAINS ARE ACTUALLY STUPID ENOUGH NOT TO REALIZE THAT OFFSHORE VHF TRAFFIC IS MONITORED BY A COUPLE BASE UNITS ON THE MAINLAND.....EVEN ONE BASE UNIT IN MHC ACTUALLY RECORDS THE SMACK MOUTH.....NOW TRUST ME THEY NEVER DO THIS BAD MOUTHING FACE TO FACE WITH THE INDIVIDUALS THEY ARE TARGETING WITH EVIL SPEAK....HELL NO........THEY JUST HIDE BEHIND THEIR LITTLE BALCK MICROPHONES YEAR AFTER YEAR TO DELIVER THEIR NON PROFESSIONALISM OF CHILDISH VERBAGE.....


BACK TO DAVID REUTIMANN....I HOPE IT RAINS AND RAINS ON STEWARTS PARADE....AND I HOPE YOU SIR GET THAT LITTLE ASTERIK TO GO WITH YOUR RAIN SHORTENED WIN....

I THOUGHT RUBBING WAS RACING....

HEY TONY, RUB ON THIS.

[gottaflylee]

Congrats to DAVID REUTIMANN for winning the 600...

[WAHOONBOX]

I LOVE IT.......STEWART RAN HIS MOUTH EARLIER TO DAVID ABOUT HOW TO WIN A RACE .......AND MADE AN ASS OF HIMSELF ON NATIONAL TV.....REUTIMANN SHOWED NOTHING BUT CLASS WITH VERY LITTLE RESPONSE BACK TO THE INTERVIEWER LOOKING FOR SOME HYPE

[Jesse Lockowitz]

congrats to newman as well, he won for me in the pool at work

its not always who wins, but who covers the spread lol