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    NOW BOOKING RUN-OFF WAHOONBOX's Avatar
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    CURTAIN CALL....

    IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL OUTSIDE.......73 PLUS....LIGHT & SLIGHT FROM THE SW .......THERE WAS LIFE & LAUGHTER IN THE TOWN....GIRLS WERE IN LOW CUT SHORTS AND HALTERS.....IT'S JANUARY AND FLOWERS ARE BLOOMING...ARTIC ICEBERGS ARE BREAKING FREE OF THEIR MOORINGS....IT'S PLAIN HOT I TELL YA....

    I WAS CRUISING DOWN 70 AKA ARENDELL STREET MHC....AND SEEN A "SALE" SIGN AT A LOCAL OUTDOOR SHOP...............I GAVE NO TURN SIGNAL AS I TURNED RIGHT AND I TOOK A LONG HORN BLOW FROM THE SHITBAG BEHIND ME

    INSIDE, THE STORE WAS VERY ACTIVE...LADIES AND GENTS ALIKE........I NEEDED SOME NEW THREADS SO I HEADED INTO THE BACK AREA.....

    AS I PASSED THE CURTAIN DOOR OF THE "DRESSING ROOM"............I TOOK IN A FRESHNESS OF ...LIFE ITSELF....MY NOSE HELD HIGH LIKE A BUCK ON THE SNIFF.......IT WAS A THICK SMELL I HAD ENJOYED ONCE BEFORE...........GOD I LOVED THIS FRESHNESS .......MUST BE A BABE IN THERE TRYING ON CLOTHES......!!!!


    AS I GOT NEARER THE CURTAIN.....I WAS TOAST I TELL YA......ANY GIRL WHO WORE THIS FRAGRANCE HAS MY FULL ATTENTION! AND THE HONEY ALMOND BUTTER SCENT HAD FILTERED STRAIGHT TO MY BRAIN AND HAD ME PARALYZED!!!

    I MADE UP MY MIND I WAS GOING TO SEE THIS CHICK...HOPEFULLY A CHICK...... ...HOPEFULLY SOME DROP DEAD GORGEOUS CHICK WOULD COME OUT FROM BEHIND THE DRESSING ROOM CURTAIN.....

    I FROZE LIKE A RAT IN A HEADLIGHT ...I WAS IN PERFECT SCOUTING POSITION ....I'M A MERE 4 FT FROM HEAVEN'S GATE RIGHT NOW....WHAT IF SHE IS TRYING ON BIKINI'S? WHAT IF SHE IS DROP DEAD GORGEOUS?

    THERE WAS A BELT RACK BETWEEN MYSELF AND THE CURTAIN...........




    THE CURTAIN JUST MOVED...........

    SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...................I JUST KNOCKED THE BELT RACK FLYING AND COLORFUL FISH BELTS WENT EVERYWHERE! THE RACK CAME CRASHING DOWN AND A SHELF OF COLUMBIA SHIRTS GET TOSSED........I WAS ASS & ELBOW DEEP IN BELTS & SHIRTS! WHY ME .....WHY ME LORD? I KNEW SHE WOULD LOOK TO SEE IF A '56 EDSEL HAD JUST PLOWED INTO THE BUILDING AFTER THAT EXPLOSION BUT SHE DIDN'T ...SHE HELD HER GROUND.........

    I TRIED TO PICK THE BELTS UP BEFORE THEY THREW ME OUT OF THE STORE.....I WAS TRULY ....PARALYZED WAIST DOWN AND COULDN'T BEND OVER....MY FACE WAS A PERMANENT BOURBON TAN FROM EMBARRASSMENT.....THEN A PAST MOMENT BANGED MY HEAD................

    THE LAST TIME THAT THIS FRAGRANCE....THIS LOVE SMELL.... WENT INTO MY HEAD......WAS ....WHEN I MET RIO ON THE DOCKS A WHILE BACK.........YOU REMEMBER RIO DON'T YOU. RIO WAS THE DEVIL'S DAUGHTER HERSELF.....SHE WAS PURE BAD.

    HELL MY KNEES WERE SWEATING....MY HEART RATE WAS BEYOND NORMALCY....SHIT I SHOULD BE IN ACOMA RIGHT NOW!! IT'S GOT TO BE HER....SHE'S BACK!!! THE BRAZZILAN GODDESS HERSELF.....SHE'S IN TOWN!!!THE CURTAIN MOVED AGAIN.....SHE....SHE'S.....SHE'S COMING OUT.....RIO BABY!!! PALEEESE BE RIO.....

    I CAN'T BREATHE. I'M DYING HERE!!! HELP...... CAN NO ONE SEE THAT I'M DYING HERE....? OPEN THE GOSH DANG CURTAIN WILL YA!!!

    MY LEFT LEG MADE ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE CURTAIN...I MUST BE CLOSER!!.....I WANT TO BE EYE TO EYE WITH HER.......I AM IN THE HONEY SPOT NOW!!! CLOSER THAN LIFE ITSELF.........WHEN SHE COMES OUT I AM GOING TO NOT LET THIS MOMENT GO BY....I'LL BE FACE TO FACE WITH HER AND NOT FUMBLE ON THE ONE THIS TIME.....NOSIRREEE ...I AM GOING TO ACT ON THIS MOMENT ..... FOR GIGS LIKE THIS ARE ONLY ONCE IN YOUR BAITS AND I PULLED THE HOOK THE LAST TIME.............

    THE AIR WAS SUCH PURE BEACH BETWEEN ME AND THE CURTAIN.....THERE WAS EVEN SAND IN MY SWEATY PALMS......I LOOKED DOWN ON MY SPERRYS AND SWEAT BEADS WERE DRIPPING LIKE A FAUCET GONE WILD.....THE HOT WET ALMOND OIL GETTING TO ME....I COULD JUST SEE HER RUBBING DOWN WITH THE ALMOND OIL ON THE BEACH.......THERE IS NO SMELL LIKE IT ON EARTH....

    SHE HAS BEEN ON THE BEACH AND IS NOW BUYING A NEW BIKINI!

    RIGHT NOW I COULD DRINK A BOTTLE OF COPPERTONE AND FEEL JUST FINE....

    WHAT IF SHE ASKS MY OPINION OF THE 'KINI? WHAT IF I AM SELECTING BIKINI'S FOR "RIO" TO TRY ON RIGHT HERE AND NOW?!

    MOVEMENT!!! MOVEMENT!!! CURTAIN M-O-V-ING....BE COOL....BE COOL....GET YOUR GAME FACE ON BOX!!!

    CURTAIN CALL!! "HEY 'BOX"........SAID PONEYTAIL......."I GOT OFF EARLY TODAY TO BUY A NEW SWIM SUIT ...WHAT A SURPRISE TO SEE YOU HERE HONEY..KISS....... HAVE YOU HAD A GOOD DAY TODAY?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by WAHOONBOX View Post
    I GAVE NO TURN SIGNAL AS I TURNED RIGHT AND I TOOK A LONG HORN BLOW FROM THE SHITBAG BEHIND ME
    Couldn't wait to call someone that I see!!

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    Box, it just goes to show you , you are living with your dream woman

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    Great story Box. You hard me on the edge of my seat interjecting my own fantasies and wishes. Your reality is probably pretty good too.

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    Hey Box what an awesome story !!!!!!!!!!!!!! As Im reading this I can actually feel myself in the story. Youre a good writer Box .......

    To me Box, you already have Rio..................... Ponytail is your dream woman.

    You're very lucky to have your dream woman, most men don't or are too scared to go after their dream woman. Most men have other things going on in their life thats keeping them from being with their's.

    again good story

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    I agree Box!-Ya probably already got your dream Gal !!!
    Poneytail is definately a keeper!

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    BOX definitely sounds like you need to go kill something !!!PEACE

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    Yeah, me too

    Damn Box. You had me at hello dude... had to slap myself back to earth.

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