CONFESSIONS OF A SERIAL KILLER

[WAHOONBOX]

THERE SEEMS TO BE A LOT OF INTEREST THESE DAYS ON OFFSHORE BOX LIMITS FOR THE PELAGICS.....I AM QUITE ASTOUNDED AT HOW MANY SELF ANOINTED MEAT SAINTS THERE SEEMS TO BE THESE DAYS...."OH THOU SHALT NOT KILL MORE THAN 10 MAHI A DAY PER BOAT ".....OR .....ANOTHER GOOD ONE I HEARD ONCE WAS "WHY KILL A GIANT BFT?" ...... B U L L S H I T ...... I COULD COME BACK AND SAY TO YA "WHY KILL THOSE PUNK ASS SMALL BFT TAKEN IN THE MID-ATLANTIC REGIONS?" BUT I DON'T SAY THAT......WHY? BECAUSE THE NMFS SETS THE RULES AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH FOLLOWING THE RULES HERE.....

I SAY IF YOU DON'T APPROVE OF THE BOX LIMITS SET FORTH BY THE FISH LAWMAKERS THEN QUIT WHINING & GET OFF YOUR FAT LAZZY ASS AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.... MY GUESS IS MOST OF THOSE THAT ***** ABOUT "HIGH QUOTAS" DON'T HAVE THE ABILITY OR KNOWLEDGE TO MEET THE LAWFUL DAILY LIMIT ANYWAY ...SO... IN THE MEANTIME, I PROMISE EACH AND EVERY MAN WHO CHARTERS THE RUN-OFF THAT THIS SERIAL KILLER WILL DO HIS BEST TO FULFILL THE LAWFUL GRANTED BOX LIMITS AND PUT 10 MAHI PER PERSON IN THE FRIGGING BOX AS LONG AS THE LAW ALLOWS SUCH.....IT WILL NOT BE LONG UNTIL THE FEDS TAKE THIS QUOTA FROM US ANYWAY...AND MY UNEDUCATED GUESS WOULD BE THE MAHI PER MAN QUOTA WILL SOON DROP TO 5 PER ANYWAY .....AND SHORTLY AFTER THAT FALL TO 2 PER MAN.....AND ....IN FOLLOWING THE CURRENT TAKE-TAKE TRENDS THAT THE NMFS SEEMS TO BE TAKING....IT WOULDN'T SURPRISE ME TO SEE THEM JUST PLAIN OUTRIGHT CLOSE THE MAHI QUOTA FOR THE ATLANTIC....HELL THEY CLOSE EVERYTHING ELSE AT WILL SO WHY NOT MAHI?............

THESE YELLOW/GREEN DISPOSAL UNITS HAVE A LIFE EXPECTANCY OF ABOUT 5 YEARS ANYWAY SO WHAT'S DA PROBLEMO??.....THEY LIVE LIKE LA GANGS , HIDING OUT IN SARGASSO AND POUNCING ON EVERY LIVING SOUL WITH COUNTLESS DRIVE-BYS..........MAYBE TODAY'S NEW MAHI SAINTHOOD CLUB WOULD RATHER ALLOW THE THINGS TO BE LEFT ALONE AND GIVE THEM FREE REIGN TO EAT EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATH WHICH INCLUDES JUVENILLE YFT, TRIGGERS, TILES, SHRIMP, CRABS, FLYERS, BILLFISH, TURTLES, WAHOO, SEA HORSES, FILEFISH, NEEDLEFISH, TRUMPET FISH...GROUPERS...YOU NAME IT!!! THEY EAT ANYTHING THAT SWIMS AND EVEN SOME THINGS THAT DON'T AND SHOW NO REMORSE IN DOING SO!

THE MAHI WORLD IS A PLACE WHERE MOTHERS ARE CANNIBALS AND THEIR CHILDREN WOULD EAT MOMMY IF THEY COULD.....NO CREATURE IS SPARED!!! THIS YELLOW BELLIED KILLING SPREE GOES ON ROUND DA CLOCK 24/7/365!!! ......AND THEY ARE TRAVELING RIGHT NOW TO YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD SUCKING UP EVERY THING IN SIGHT!




THANK GOD THERE ARE SERIAL KILLERS SUCH AS I .....CALL ME WHAT YOU MAY...."MEAT CONTROLLER, SERIAL KILLER, COCKPIT MONKEY, A KID ROCK LOW-LIFE"...I DON'T CARE....DOESN'T MATTER TO ME....I HAVE BEEN CALLED MUCH WORSE.....BUT WHAT DOES MATTER TO ME IS THAT I HAVE A RESPONSIBLITY TO OUR CHARTER CLIENTS TO SEND THEM HOME WITH PLENTY OF MEATNDABOX....NO ONE HAS EVER BOOKED ME AND STATED " PLEASE DON'T KILL ANYTHING TODAY .....WE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE AN EMPTYBOX TODAY"


WHEN ONE BOOKS THE BOX 'N BEAST....YOU CAN REST ASSURE THAT WE WILL DO OUR BEST TO SEND YOU HOME LOADED WITH FILLETS.......WHAT THE CHARTER CLIENT DOES WITH HIS OR HER MEAT AFTER THE KILLING IS SOLEY THEIR BUSINESS AND NOT MINE....OUR JOB IS TO CREATE THE CARNAGE....OUR JOB AS A SERIAL KILLER IS TO PUT MEATNDABOX.....IF A CLIENT CHOOSES TO IMPROPERY PACKAGE THEIR MEAT AND ALLOW IT TO GO BAD, THAT IS A SIN BUT THAT IS NOT MY PROBLEM.....IF THEY CHOOSE TO NOT EAT THEIR FISH AND ALLOW THE BURN TO SET IN....SOBEIT....IT'S SAD ALRIGHT ...BUT IF THEY CAN LIVE WITH IT SO CAN I.....AND WE WILL SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT YEAR DURING THE MAHI SEASON AND BE SURE TO CLEAN OUT THE OLD FREEZER BURNED MAHI TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE NEW


I....I MEAN ...WE ARE GUILTY AS STATED....THE TWO MAN WRECKING CREW ABOARD THE RUN-OFF ARE SELF- CONFESSED SERIAL KILLERS....GUILTY AS CHARGED...PROUD OF IT....HAVE BEEN FOR MANY MANY YEARS...YOU WANT MEAT?.....BRING IT ON AND PREPARE THYSELF FOR SOME SERIOUS PIT ACTION DURING MAYS MAHI GANG WARS!!!!


60 NICE YELLOW/GREEN GAFFERS WENT INTO BOTH MY BOXES YESTERDAY....BOX LIMIT FILLED! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED....A LAWFUL BOX LIMIT....6 HAPPY DUDES LEFT THE MHC WATERFRONT LOADED TO THE GILLS! ...INCLUDING OUR VERY OWN "CRAPPYCRAZY"......HELL I COULDN'T EVEN CLOSE THE LID ON THE BOX #2....



IT'S NICE TO BE RESTING UP A BIT TODAY ....THE PONEYTAIL IS OUT OF TOWN ALL WEEK.... PLENTY OF TIME TO MAKE NEW RIGS FOR THE NEXT ALL OUT SERIAL KILLING ABOARD THE "RUN-OFF".......AND ONCE AGAIN POPPING THE PUSS FROM THE NEW CUTS ON MY HANDS FROM THIS PAST FRIDAY-SATURDAY SLAUGHTER-FEST....


GOT MEAT?????.....BRING IT ON.......I KILL FISH FOR A LIVING..... ....WELCOME TO MY WORLD

I'M JEFFREY DAHMLER.......I MEAN I'M WAHOONBOX ...SEE YOU ON DA WATER

[Bite Me]

Amen to that Mr. Damhler.

Even the environmental leftists agree with you.

The Environmental Defense Fund (EDF) classifies mahi-mahi caught by line/pole in the US as "Eco-Best" in its three-category system [3], but classifies all mahi-mahi caught by longline as only "Eco-OK" or "Eco-Worst" due to longline "high levels [of] bycatch, injuring or killing seabirds, sea turtles and sharks." [4]


question is, who's going to clean em?

[giantfan]

Nice work Box...

Good to see your filling the cooler with da meat....

Happy customers with food on the table.... nothing wrong with that.

Keep up the good work.

[tunakiller 4 hire]

Well said if you dont want to kill more than a certain amount of fish great you know what you can use and thats it but DONT try and tell another group what they need or can use.

[frankypettolina]

Serial killer hmmm? Box you have it all wrong. Serial killers are responsibile for a handful of deaths, maybe into double digits on occassion. You surpassed serial killer years ago my friend, you are a mass murderer!!!

And the one thing I know is true of you sir is that while you endeavor to put a plethora of meat in the fish coffins every day-you would not kill anything that is not to be used. Whether it is fattening up a rich sumo wrestler in japan or feeding a group of rebels from the deep south, you would not kill it if it were not going to be used. And that is the key.

While you have declared all out war on the green and yellow hordes, i am a covert infiltrator- i will let them think I am their friend by only killing 30 or 40 most days, but every now and then lay an aquatic ass whuppin on them and take home every last cannibalistic gremlin after midnite one of them!!

Hope you are out killing an ass load of them right now old friend!!

[electricity40]

good job marty!! it is amazing the derogatory comments about LEGAL KILLS. yesterday rick (baywolf), myself, & 2 friends loaded my boat w/ 3 80's, 5 50's, 30 pre-gigged baits (plus 4 spare packs of hoos), with 1 mission in mind BLOODBATH!! we went, we accomplished our mission, 40 mahi & 1 wahoo & headed back to the hill around lunch. it was fun catching mahi on a 80 on a tuna stick!!legal mahi kill day, no more, no less

[Ponce]

Nice work Box. Let the Bodies Hit the Floor.

[Proheat]

GEEZ BOX!!!!!.......................Your picture is gonna be put on the wall of the Post Office for Wanted Fugitives!!
While you are on the run, the best place for you to hide is on the Black Boat and kill as much as you can before you get caught!!!

[FinRazr]

KILL UM ALLL......LET BOX SORT UM OUT!

[Captain Michael Buffington]

people whine before they think about what they are whining about. Save the whales turns into abunch of morons chasing whaling boats around in the middle of the night trying to cut there freakin communications for god sakes...Pick your battles wisely people because the nut jobs are coming. Like the man said there are trillions of ball slappers out there. Thats trillions with a T.

Mike