CLEAVAGE IN MY FACE

[WAHOONBOX]

IF YOU SHOW IT AND IF YOU FLAUNT IT...I WILL FREAKIN LOOK AND NOT BE SHY ABOUT IT


I JUST LEFT THE GROCERY STORE AND A HOT MAMMA SHOWING ABOUT 3 LBS OF AN EXPOSED COPPERTONED RACK WITH WIDE OPEN CLEAVAGE JUST SHOVED THE BEAUTIES IN MY FACE WHILE I WAS IN THE MELON DEPARTMENT OF HARRIS TEETER GROCERY

I MEAN WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? UHHH....TAKE A DULL DEER ANTLER AND POKE OUT MY EYES???

HELLLOOOO.....NOPE.....NEW BOX POLICY IN EFFECT! I AM GOING TO LOOK....I AM GOING TO GET ME A GOOD LOOK YOU SHOW IT AND I WILL LOOK.....THAT IS WHAT YOU GIRLS WANT ISN'T IT? I DON'T CARE IF YOUR HUSBAND IS HOLDING YOUR HAND.......YOU GIRLS SHOW ME CLEAVAGE AND THE BOX IS GOING TO GET HIS SHARE OF VIEWING TIME AND BE PROUD OF IT

I LOVE A NICE SHAPED RACK ON ANY GAL...AND I LOVE A NICE SET IN A FINE CUT BIKINI IS ALSO NICE TO GAZE AT...

I SWEAR WHEN I WAS YOUNG ...THE BABES DIDN'T SHOW IT LIKE THEY DO TODAY...NOSIREEE......SHIT THE GIRLS WORE GIRDLES WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL.......MOST OF YOU PUNKS HAVE NO CLUE HOW HARD IT IS TO DEAL WITH A GIRDLE.......NOW TODAY,....THEY ....THE CHICKS...THEY ALL SHOW IT....CLEAVAGE, NAVEL AND ASS CHEEK...TEENAGERS OF ALL AGES.....MOMS ...EVEN GRAN MOMS....

I SWEAR....DA BOOBS ARE IN OUR FACE 24/7 I TELL YA!!!....HELL 90% OF ALL TV HIT SHOWS ARE HOT CHICKS WITH CLEAVAGE.... EVERY COP SHOW HAS ALL HOT CHICKS! ALL THE DOCTOR SHOWS ARE ABOUT SEX!....IT'S BOOBTIME!

FUNNY.....I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY OUR LOCAL FEMALE LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS ARE OLD & OVERWEIGHT AND DO NOT RESEMBLE THE CSI SHOWS

THE MHC WATERFRONT/CHARTER BOAT ROW IS FULL OF CLEAVAGE OF ALL TYPES....EVERYDAY.....NON STOP....AND TODAY WAS NO EXCEPTION...EVEN IN THE RAINSTORM....HELL I THOUGHT IT WAS A WET TEE CONTEST GOING ON AND I WAS DA JUDGE.

HOW IN HELL AM I EXPECTED TO RIG UP PROPERLY? WITH ALL THE LOW CUT SKIPPY TOPS?

OKAY...ENOUGH OF MY EVENING RANT...I LEAVE FOR INDIAN RIVER TOMORROW TO MEET UP WITH GW273 AND THEN ON TO CAPE MAY ON WEDS.........

THE TUNAS AND WHITES HAD BETTER BE CHEWING OR I WILL BE IN CARNEYS AND HARBORSIDE THURSDAY NIGHT GOGGLEYEIN' THE SCENERY

[Capt_John]

AMEN BOX!!! I hear ya man, the girls here do the same thing. The only thing is that if they see you looking, you're the bad guy. That's why blue mirror glasses are awesome. They don't show the wandering eyes. Anyway, I look and I'm going to always look. What's even worse is the insecure meathead guys that want to fight you because you look at their woman. This is hilarious to me because why do you date a hot girl, but get jealous if another guy looks at her? That comes with the territory and he just makes himself look bad to her. I know that it's just the fashion, but no woman should get upset if a man looks when they got it all hanging out.

In the famous words of Dave Chapelle " Ma'am, you may not be a hooker, and I know you are not. But you are wearing a hooker's uniform though".

[clt_capt]

Capt John hit it on the nose - the blue mirrors are a lifesaver...
Not for the boyfriends/husbands - but for my GF

I will freely admit I will read the menu if it is put in front of me

[fmoore]

My blue mirrors came in handy today launching the boat. There was a girl tanning on the beach not 15 feet away from where I was standing. Tanning her back, bikini strings untied, the whole 9 yards. She smiled at me and made a little kissy face with her lips and I smiled back. I had to make a decision quick: go talk to her or go and fish. I think I made the wrong decision because I definitely don't have her number right now. But I did get a nice 6 pound largemouth out of the deal

On second thought...she practically blew me a kiss. She must have noticed me looking at her. I guess that means I wasn't too stealthy with the blue mirrors. D'oh!

[BTH284]

Something about those Harris Teeters and hot women. A little grin their way and a head nod "hello" will usually go farther than an in store stalk. Good luck up north and dont forget to make a little eye contact

[Hatterized]

Box yup u are soooo right....

Al Bundy is my hero.....

hooters...melons...big uns.....show em ladies....us guys dont mind......

yup and the tan lines do enhance the bod.....

now also gotta luv the gals with a TRAMP STAMP (tattoo above their ass crack)......they make for a nice view as well since the gals wear their bottoms so low to show off the tat for all to enjoy...

[chumtini]

F-that. Be bold and break out the BOXCAM and post it up!

[reeltwisted]

Box, you need a helmet cam for your store trips,trips to the marina and such. Have a safe trip up here. Maybe i'll get a chance to shake your hand or buy you an adult beverage when your in town. Thanks Tim oops just realized I was signed in under my managers sig, (this is really Fishbiz Tim)

[JD5652]

Like I told my ex-wife during the big-D process......

"Doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home..... well honey...looks like I'm going to be eating out a LOT from now on".....

[bigfish4me]

As long as they flaunt them....we will look at them so thanks for the Mammories ladies