CHAPERONE...NBOX

WAHOONBOX · 08-07-2005, 10:14 AM

HALF OF SPORTFISHERMEN DOT COM IS IN OCEAN CITY....HALF!.

WHAT A PLEASURE IT HAS BEEN TO MEET SO MANY GUYS......WHILE I HAVE ENJOYED PAST COCKPIT SPACE WITH THE SHARKSTER AND THE ARKSTER....AND HAVE GAFFED THROUGH GALLONS OF ARTERIAL SPRAY IN THE PIT WI' DROPBACK....I HAVE FINALLY MET "REEL HOPE".....AND THE "SCRUM".....AND FINALLY AFTER YEARS OF CYBER EXCHANGE I MET THE "RUGGERDUDE", A SMILING BRAUN OF A MAN........AND WHILE ENJOYING THE FAMOUS ORANGE CRUSH @ "TEASERS IN SUNSET MARINA..."OUR OWN "CHILLI" INTRODUCED ME TO "TUNADUDE...

LAST NIGHT,......YEP, LAST NIGHT I WOULD HAVE RATHER BEEN AT THE LOCAL LIBRARY TALKING WITH ZANE, STUDYING, LEARNING ......BUT NOOOOO,... THIS CROWD ABOVE NEEDED SOMEONE TO TAKE CARE OF THEM....SO WHAT DOES THE 'BOX DO?....THAT'S RIGHT ! HE CHAPERONES THE NEW GUARD....

THE YOUNG BUCKS,... WHILE OUT ON A NIGHT ON DA TOWN, NEEDED THE GUIDANCE OF THE 'BOX AND MY EYE FOR THE BEAUTIES....HEAVEN FORBID IF I HAD NOT GONE AND RAMRODDED THIS ALCOHOL LADEN PACK OF SPONGEBOB KIDS......THERE'S NO TELLIN WHAT MAY HAVE HAPPENED .......NO WHAINEE WAS SAFE FROM THIS PACK OF FINS I TELL YA!

I WATCHED MATE AFTER MATE GOOGLEYE THEIR WAY INTO CONVERSATIONWITH THE BABES THROWING OUT THE SAME OL' SET OF "DOCKLINES" THAT WERE OLD BACK WHEN WHEN I USED THEM

..............

TO WATCH TODAY'S NEW ORDER OF COCKPIT GHURUS DOIN' THEIR THING IN THE SALOONS AND WATERIN' HOLES OF OCEAN CITY ..............HAS BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES OF PAST....THE 'WILD DAYS " WE SHALL CALL THEM.....DAYS WHEN I WORE THE SAME FLIP-FLOPS AS THEY DID LAST NIGHT.....HITTING THE HOTSPOTS ON EVENINGS BEFORE LAYDAYS......... NO CARE IN THE WORLD ALL THE WHILE EYEBALLING TANNED BEAUTIES EXPOSING SO MUCH CLEAVAGE AND NAVEL.......

AND THE INK....WOW...THE INK TODAYS WAHINNES HAVE ADORNED!!!THEY WILL REGRET THIS ONE DAY I'M CERTAIN............FADS COME AND FADS WILL GO......TATOO ME AND TATTOO YOU! WHY HAS THE WORLD GONE TO THE INK?!!!!...........I REMEMBER WHEN ONE COULD ONLY FIND THE INkSTERS IN BLUE PAINTED SCHOOL BUSES ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF SHANTY TOWN....AND NOW IT A BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY...........MY MY MY........HOW THINGS , INCLUDING, MYSELF, ...MY HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED.

HELL, ALL IS WELL ....I'M AT THE BIG SHOW!...I'M ON A THIRD FLOOR DECK OF A MILLION DOLLA' PLUS CRIB OVERLOOKING SUNSET MARINA .....I HAVE A WONDERFUL FAMILY CREW.......MY FISH CLEANING STATION IS MORE THAN DOUBLE THE TAX EVALUATION THAT MY FORD RANGER CARRIES.......AND ALL I WANT RIGHT NOW IS TO KISS THE "PONEYTAIL" AND THEN GO KILL A 95 POUND DIRTY WHITEBOY
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Bert Rodgers · 08-07-2005, 01:10 PM

Marty I'm the only one stuck in suburbia and it's killin me.
And OC, well what can you say. It has always been the Split Tail
Capital of the World and it always will be.

Have you guys planned any lay days? If I get down mid week I'll
check in w/ya.

Good fishing to all and be safe.

Bert

SharkJP · 08-07-2005, 01:22 PM

Dear Mr. Box,

Thank you for all your help last night. I dont know if i could have done it without you. I know my behavior might not be exactly what my Catholic middle school teachers would approve of, but as the old saying goes, "Boys will be boys." I know it must have been very tough on you to watch all the testosterone driven fishermen who spend over 12 hours on the water looking at nothing in the form of a bikini withing 40 miles (unless you are on the Legasea

) I would also like to apologise to all the older gentlemen who accompanied us to the watering holes we attended last night. I know it was not fair for you to be competing with the likes of the Shark, Dropback, and, well. . . i guess chilli. . . but im sure he probably helped you out in the end.

Well Mr. Box, I cant be longwinded in this one so I will have to wrap it up because 4 dozen dinks, some meds, horses, and macs are calling my name. Thanks for being there last night, it really helped. Especially for not taking all the bikini clad younguns from the likes of myself!

Sincerely,
The Sharkster.

John Rogers · 08-08-2005, 12:28 PM

Wish I would of met up with you guys. Sounds like you all had a great time. I didn't get to ruggerdudes house till 11pm he was out having fun with you guys

Good luck to you guys in the WMO

John, the bars you make are awesome. We raised a white on the flat line with one out in the poormans. Will sees the spreader bar go down and then nothing, while I am putting out a fresh ballyhoo on the other flat line the white comes up and takes it out of my hand as I am putting it out. Put the reel in free spool, feel him there start to increase the drag and he drops it. Drop back again nothing. Well I srewed that shot up. Awesome to see him right at the back of the boat though

SharkJP · 08-08-2005, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John Rogers

Wish I would of met up with you guys. Sounds like you all had a great time. I didn't get to ruggerdudes house till 11pm he was out having fun with you guys

Good luck to you guys in the WMO

John, the bars you make are awesome. We raised a white on the flat line with one out in the poormans. Will sees the spreader bar go down and then nothing, while I am putting out a fresh ballyhoo on the other flat line the white comes up and takes it out of my hand as I am putting it out. Put the reel in free spool, feel him there start to increase the drag and he drops it. Drop back again nothing. Well I srewed that shot up. Awesome to see him right at the back of the boat though

Glad you like the bars bro. . . and that they are workin for ya. Wish they did that today in the WMO. i hate marlin. . . they are tricky

WAHOONBOX · 08-08-2005, 10:56 PM

LAYDAYS WEDS.... THURS...........

Reelhope · 08-08-2005, 10:58 PM

glad the local watering holes are getting a working! Have a few for me, it is also killing me that I can not be there this week!! Oh, well I have the MA500 I will be there for two weeks and can't wait!
My father also had some issues with a White today. Fed him twice and he dropped it both times. Exciting action behing the boat though. Another single pull for the day and that was it. they are fishing tommorrow 2nd day.
Catch em up fella's!
Good Luck Marty and the Beast do you're thing!
Todd

jgray · 08-09-2005, 03:42 AM

Good luck mr wahoonbox I hope you guys can find a way to pull out a sweet fish... One day I will get some rigging instruction in your neighbohood...

SharkJP · 08-10-2005, 12:01 AM

hey marty, we are layin wed and thurs too. . . .time for a little break and play time

at least they will be all over my teasers if we head out

08-07-2005, 10:14 AM	#1
WAHOONBOX I'M SPEECHLESS Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: MOREHEAD CITY NC 28557 Posts: 15,317 Credits: 52,887.1 Boat: I AM A FREELANCER Home Port: MOREHEAD CITY, NC Best Catch: PONEYTAIL Occupation: OFFSHORE MATE VIDEOGRAPHER	CHAPERONE...NBOX HALF OF SPORTFISHERMEN DOT COM IS IN OCEAN CITY....HALF!. WHAT A PLEASURE IT HAS BEEN TO MEET SO MANY GUYS......WHILE I HAVE ENJOYED PAST COCKPIT SPACE WITH THE SHARKSTER AND THE ARKSTER....AND HAVE GAFFED THROUGH GALLONS OF ARTERIAL SPRAY IN THE PIT WI' DROPBACK....I HAVE FINALLY MET "REEL HOPE".....AND THE "SCRUM".....AND FINALLY AFTER YEARS OF CYBER EXCHANGE I MET THE "RUGGERDUDE", A SMILING BRAUN OF A MAN........AND WHILE ENJOYING THE FAMOUS ORANGE CRUSH @ "TEASERS IN SUNSET MARINA..."OUR OWN "CHILLI" INTRODUCED ME TO "TUNADUDE... LAST NIGHT,......YEP, LAST NIGHT I WOULD HAVE RATHER BEEN AT THE LOCAL LIBRARY TALKING WITH ZANE, STUDYING, LEARNING ......BUT NOOOOO,... THIS CROWD ABOVE NEEDED SOMEONE TO TAKE CARE OF THEM....SO WHAT DOES THE 'BOX DO?....THAT'S RIGHT ! HE CHAPERONES THE NEW GUARD.... THE YOUNG BUCKS,... WHILE OUT ON A NIGHT ON DA TOWN, NEEDED THE GUIDANCE OF THE 'BOX AND MY EYE FOR THE BEAUTIES....HEAVEN FORBID IF I HAD NOT GONE AND RAMRODDED THIS ALCOHOL LADEN PACK OF SPONGEBOB KIDS......THERE'S NO TELLIN WHAT MAY HAVE HAPPENED .......NO WHAINEE WAS SAFE FROM THIS PACK OF FINS I TELL YA! I WATCHED MATE AFTER MATE GOOGLEYE THEIR WAY INTO CONVERSATIONWITH THE BABES THROWING OUT THE SAME OL' SET OF "DOCKLINES" THAT WERE OLD BACK WHEN WHEN I USED THEM .............. TO WATCH TODAY'S NEW ORDER OF COCKPIT GHURUS DOIN' THEIR THING IN THE SALOONS AND WATERIN' HOLES OF OCEAN CITY ..............HAS BROUGHT BACK MEMORIES OF PAST....THE 'WILD DAYS " WE SHALL CALL THEM.....DAYS WHEN I WORE THE SAME FLIP-FLOPS AS THEY DID LAST NIGHT.....HITTING THE HOTSPOTS ON EVENINGS BEFORE LAYDAYS......... NO CARE IN THE WORLD ALL THE WHILE EYEBALLING TANNED BEAUTIES EXPOSING SO MUCH CLEAVAGE AND NAVEL....... AND THE INK....WOW...THE INK TODAYS WAHINNES HAVE ADORNED!!!THEY WILL REGRET THIS ONE DAY I'M CERTAIN............FADS COME AND FADS WILL GO......TATOO ME AND TATTOO YOU! WHY HAS THE WORLD GONE TO THE INK?!!!!...........I REMEMBER WHEN ONE COULD ONLY FIND THE INkSTERS IN BLUE PAINTED SCHOOL BUSES ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF SHANTY TOWN....AND NOW IT A BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY...........MY MY MY........HOW THINGS , INCLUDING, MYSELF, ...MY HOW THINGS HAVE CHANGED. HELL, ALL IS WELL ....I'M AT THE BIG SHOW!...I'M ON A THIRD FLOOR DECK OF A MILLION DOLLA' PLUS CRIB OVERLOOKING SUNSET MARINA .....I HAVE A WONDERFUL FAMILY CREW.......MY FISH CLEANING STATION IS MORE THAN DOUBLE THE TAX EVALUATION THAT MY FORD RANGER CARRIES.......AND ALL I WANT RIGHT NOW IS TO KISS THE "PONEYTAIL" AND THEN GO KILL A 95 POUND DIRTY WHITEBOY __________________ __________________ I STRONGLY SUPPORT: DEEP DIVING AND EASY TRIPPIN' OLD SALTY PLANERS FINRAZOR RODS & THE ABSOLUTELY DEEPER ATTACK WEAPON: SNIPER PLANER RODS THE GIANT BLUEFIN TUNA HEART STOPPER: POON HARPOON Last edited by WAHOONBOX; 08-07-2005 at 07:54 PM..

08-07-2005, 01:10 PM	#2
Bert Rodgers I think Admin is going to let me have this space Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 2,165 Credits: 1,679.7	Marty I'm the only one stuck in suburbia and it's killin me. And OC, well what can you say. It has always been the Split Tail Capital of the World and it always will be. Have you guys planned any lay days? If I get down mid week I'll check in w/ya. Good fishing to all and be safe. Bert __________________ gattcallemlikiseem

08-07-2005, 01:22 PM	#3
SharkJP I think Admin is going to let me have this space Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Ocean City, MD/Palm Beach, FL Posts: 3,187 Credits: 1,279.1 Occupation: Offshore Mate, Adrenaline Lures	Dear Mr. Chaperone'nbox Dear Mr. Box, Thank you for all your help last night. I dont know if i could have done it without you. I know my behavior might not be exactly what my Catholic middle school teachers would approve of, but as the old saying goes, "Boys will be boys." I know it must have been very tough on you to watch all the testosterone driven fishermen who spend over 12 hours on the water looking at nothing in the form of a bikini withing 40 miles (unless you are on the Legasea ) I would also like to apologise to all the older gentlemen who accompanied us to the watering holes we attended last night. I know it was not fair for you to be competing with the likes of the Shark, Dropback, and, well. . . i guess chilli. . . but im sure he probably helped you out in the end. Well Mr. Box, I cant be longwinded in this one so I will have to wrap it up because 4 dozen dinks, some meds, horses, and macs are calling my name. Thanks for being there last night, it really helped. Especially for not taking all the bikini clad younguns from the likes of myself! Sincerely, The Sharkster.

08-08-2005, 10:56 PM	#6
WAHOONBOX I'M SPEECHLESS Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: MOREHEAD CITY NC 28557 Posts: 15,317 Credits: 52,887.1 Boat: I AM A FREELANCER Home Port: MOREHEAD CITY, NC Best Catch: PONEYTAIL Occupation: OFFSHORE MATE VIDEOGRAPHER	GOTTACALLEMLIKEISEEUM........ LAYDAYS WEDS.... THURS........... __________________ I STRONGLY SUPPORT: DEEP DIVING AND EASY TRIPPIN' OLD SALTY PLANERS FINRAZOR RODS & THE ABSOLUTELY DEEPER ATTACK WEAPON: SNIPER PLANER RODS THE GIANT BLUEFIN TUNA HEART STOPPER: POON HARPOON

08-08-2005, 10:58 PM	#7
Reelhope Sit down Shut up And fish Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: PA and OCMD Posts: 591 Credits: 1,226.2 Occupation: Cardiac Perfusionist and Sales Rep for MP Lures and Catch Mo' Fish	WMO glad the local watering holes are getting a working! Have a few for me, it is also killing me that I can not be there this week!! Oh, well I have the MA500 I will be there for two weeks and can't wait! My father also had some issues with a White today. Fed him twice and he dropped it both times. Exciting action behing the boat though. Another single pull for the day and that was it. they are fishing tommorrow 2nd day. Catch em up fella's! Good Luck Marty and the Beast do you're thing! Todd

08-08-2005, 12:28 PM	#4
John Rogers I think Admin is going to let me have this space Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Elkton, MD Posts: 2,442 Credits: 1,685.3 Boat: 08 25' Contender Best Catch: Micaela	Wish I would of met up with you guys. Sounds like you all had a great time. I didn't get to ruggerdudes house till 11pm he was out having fun with you guys Good luck to you guys in the WMO John, the bars you make are awesome. We raised a white on the flat line with one out in the poormans. Will sees the spreader bar go down and then nothing, while I am putting out a fresh ballyhoo on the other flat line the white comes up and takes it out of my hand as I am putting it out. Put the reel in free spool, feel him there start to increase the drag and he drops it. Drop back again nothing. Well I srewed that shot up. Awesome to see him right at the back of the boat though

08-09-2005, 03:42 AM	#8
jgray Salon puppy Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Smithfield, VA Posts: 119 Credits: 1,250.0 Occupation: IT / Network Engineering	Good luck mr wahoonbox I hope you guys can find a way to pull out a sweet fish... One day I will get some rigging instruction in your neighbohood...

08-10-2005, 12:01 AM	#9
SharkJP I think Admin is going to let me have this space Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Ocean City, MD/Palm Beach, FL Posts: 3,187 Credits: 1,279.1 Occupation: Offshore Mate, Adrenaline Lures	hey marty, we are layin wed and thurs too. . . .time for a little break and play time at least they will be all over my teasers if we head out

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