A Buffington Christmas Tail

[Deep C]

The Grinch continued his unholy march. Spending a trillion dollars with a "T" to provide only half a million jobs. Thats about two million bucks per job if you do the math. Worse yet was the twenty million other jobs that went away while he was doing it.

Then he spent another trillion by slipping a health care bill past the people of Whoville and Basshole Bayou that will kill the small businessman and basically all the state economies. That is except Nebraska who's whore demsen took the blatant bribe that his state is now exempt from having to pay for this farce.

Still the no fishing signs remained on the edges of the big ponds bordering Whoville... He and his skunk demon stood on the shores laughing with glee. Buff and the repoman couldn't fix the problem on their own amd would need help fixing the damage. But how?

It has to start someplace... One call. One letter. One good loud squeaky wheel bitchy complaint alone won't do it. But just one from every last person affected would. It would send a signal loud and clear if that happened. Theres a new problem in Whoville... Who me? Somebody else can do it while I just watch was the way of the people. They couldn't be bothered to spend the ten minutes to save a lifetime of their passion...

[Captain Michael Buffington]

The Grinch continued his unholy march. Spending a trillion dollars with a "T" to provide only half a million jobs. Thats about two million bucks per job if you do the math. Worse yet was the twenty million other jobs that went away while he was doing it.

Then he spent another trillion by slipping a health care bill past the people of Whoville and Basshole Bayou that will kill the small businessman and basically all the state economies. That is except Nebraska who's whore demsen took the blatant bribe that his state is now exempt from having to pay for this farce.

Still the no fishing signs remained on the edges of the big ponds bordering Whoville... He and his skunk demon stood on the shores laughing with glee. Buff and the repoman couldn't fix the problem on their own amd would need help fixing the damage. But how?

It has to start someplace... One call. One letter. One good loud squeaky wheel bitchy complaint alone won't do it. But just one from every last person affected would. It would send a signal loud and clear if that happened. Theres a new problem in Whoville... Who me? Somebody else can do it while I just watch was the way of the people. They couldn't be bothered to spend the ten minutes to save a lifetime of their passion...

impeach the grinch and send king kong's baby sister packin' with him!

Mike