BUCKWHITE

[WAHOONBOX]

I HAVE BEEN WALKING CANYONS FOR A WEEK NOW SEARCHING FOR A FREAK MONSTER MULIE AND HAVING A BLAST! .....AND SOME OF YOU HAVE BEEN CRUISING VARIOUS CANYONS OFFSHORE LUSTING FOR THE WHITEBOY ATTACK......

THE ELEVATION OF BOTH SAID HUNTING GROUNDS IS ABOUT THE SAME....MINE AROUND 6,000-9,000 FT ABOVE SEA LEVEL......YOURS...1,000-5,000 FT BELOW SEA LEVEL

BOTH HAVE ROUGH TERRAIN.....MINE...VERY ROCK SOLID GROUND SHIN BURNING GULLEYS AND WASHES......YOURS, EVER CHANGING WET, UNDULATING HILLS OF BLUE HELL AT TIMES

WE BOTH SEEK TROPHIES....MINE HAVE HORNS....YOURS HAVE BILLS.......

BOTH HUNTERS REQUIRE 20/20 VISION WITH OPTICAL ASSISTANCE........FOR MINE, I CHOOSE SUPER OPTIC BINOS BY KHALE......YOU, ...PROBABLY COSTAS, CALCUTTAS OR MAUI'S MAY BE YOUR PICK

BOTH HUNTS WILL HOPEFULLY END WITH A RELEASE.....MINE : RELEASING A CARBON ARROW......YOURS, RELEASING A WHITE, BLUE OR SAILDOG

BOTH REQUIRE LEAVING A WARM COMFORTABLE BED WAY PRIOR MORN'S FIRST GRAYLIGHT

ME, IF I SEE A FLAG AT ADRENILINES PRIMETIME....IT IS PROBABLY TOO LATE .....

YOU, WHEN YOU RAISE YOUR FLAGS, YOU FEEL SO PROUD WITH VICTORY

ME , IF MY BROADHEAD FINDS IT'S MARK....I EAT DELICIOUS PIT COOKED VENISON........YOU, IF HOOK FINDS A BILL.....YOU SNACK ON COCKPIT COLD CUTS , JERKEY & PBJ's

BOTH SPORTS ARE FUELED BY HIGH OCTANE PASSION FORCING OUR CHEST PIPE TO WORK OVERTIME! GOD HOW I LOVE THESE TWO SPORTS

I HOPE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU FIND THE SAME DRIVE....THE SAME PASSION AND PLEASURE THAT I DERIVE FROM THE LAND STALK AND WET PURSUIT

MY TIP TO YOU GUYS WHETHER ITS HUNTING HEAD BONE OR KILLERS FROM DA DEEP.....IT'S ALL EYES ON THE BAITS WHEN HUNTING WHITES.....AND I DON'T MEAN PART TIME EITHER.....AND EYES ON ALL TRAILS , OPENINGS , AND THICKETS....YOU CAN EAT ON THE WAY HOME!! I SEE SO MANY GUYS WATCHING OTHER BOATS WHILE A HOT BITE IS ON....AND I SEE GUYS LEAVE THE STAND BY 10 A.M. ......WHO GIVES A BUCK-WHITE'S ASS WHAT THE OTHER BOAT IS DOING???!!!!

SO QUIT WATCHING OTHER BOATS FIGHT THEIR FISH AS YOU PASS BY AND WATCH YOUR OWN BAITS!! AND TAKE YOUR FEET OFF THE CONSOLE AND WATCH YOUR BAITS WHILE DRIVING..... UNPLUG YOUR AUTO-PILOT AND FISH THE BOAT!!! ....THAT ONE PRECIOUS MOMENT WHEN THE THIEF COMES CALLING MAY BE YOUR ONLY OPPORTUNITY TO FLY THE RAG!

DON'T GET CAUGHT NAPPING PEOPLE! ....EYES ON YOUR BAITS FOR 8 HRS WITHOUT FAULTER AND REHEARSE IN YOUR HEAD EVERY MINUTE THE FOLLOWING : " WHAT IS MY NEXT MOVE GONNA BE IF THE DIRTY WHITEBOY PILES ON THE RIGHT SHORT....OR THE LEFT FLAT?" AND PALEEESE .......DON'T TRY TO DROPBACK YOUR DINKBAIT TO HIM WITH A FREAKING CIGARETTE IN YA HAND!


"KEEP IT SIMPLE" ........... YEP....THAT WAS THE TITLE TO MY FIRST INTERNET FISHING FORUM THREAD WAY BACK 5 YEARS AGO AND ONLY 3 PEOPLE RESPONDED TO IT .............I POSTED IN LOWER CASING ON THAT THREAD THE HORROR

SIMPLE DOESN'T MEAN COMPLICATED....SIMPLE DOESN'T MEAN OVERSIZE...SIMPLE DOESN'T MEAN SLEEP ON THE COUCH.....SIMPLE DOESN'T MEAN GETTING DRUNK

SIMPLE IS .....WELL , ....PRETTY SIMPLE......SIMPLE IS WAHOONBOX

[Double XL]

Great read Box what ya doing up

[snakeeyes]

wow, kinda deep for my first read this am..stick a nice one marty....

[pitch bait]

Marty, stick it out your time will come.

[clt_capt]

Thanks for keeping it real - Now get your A$$ out there and stick a big one!!!

[TheBigI]

Good read Marty, You gotta love the feeling of your heart about to come out of your chest. Good luck with the hunt.

[FASTWATER]

KILL SOMETHING BOX!!!PEACE

[WAHOONBOX]

WELL.............MY UTAH HUNT IS OVER..........WHAT A FABULOUS TIME WITH FAMILY AND MY OTHER BRO' SIKORKSI

NO FREAK MONSTER BUCK FOR ME....BUT NO BIG DEAL ....THE GREEK GOD NIKE STILL SHINED DOWN ON ME AND DAVE....YOU DID KNOW NIKE TRANSLATED INTO ANGLONESE IS "VICTORY"......

I DID HAVE A CLOSE ENCOUNTER ON DAY 7 WHICH IS ON FILM.....6 BUCKS COMING WITHIN 75 YDS ONLY TO WIND ME AND CAMERA MAN DAVE AND BLOOD-BROTHER & SPOTTER SALTWATER BUCKS.............

JUST AS A 20 KNOT WIND RUINS A DAY OFFSHORE.......THE REVERSAL OF SUCH WIND TO A MERE 2 KNOTS WITH A SWIRL ALSO RUINED MINE

BUT I WILL BE BACK.........AND RIGHT NOW I AM HOLED UP IN A DUMP MOTEL IN ROCKY MOUNT ($26.95) AND ON MY WAY EARLY-ASS A.M. TO THE OCEAN CITY WAHOO RODEO

NOW I NEED SOME GREEK GOD OF MYTHOLOGY....I MEAN METEROLOGY TO WAND SOME MAGIC WEATHER INTO 30 FATHOMS

[Glenn W]

THE GREEK GOD NIKE STILL SHINED DOWN ON ME AND DAVE....YOU DID KNOW NIKE TRANSLATED INTO ANGLONESE IS "VICTORY"......

A week is all it takes out west to start sounded like them Left Coast people. It'll take another week and a slob Wahoo or three to get him thinking clearly again.

[Fishthebite]

Great Read Box. I just came back from Colorado chasing elk and mulies myself with the same amount of success. Saw the monsters in the hills, but never let the arrow fly cuz we couldn't close the distance. I can fully feel the parallel with the bills and horns and all efforts involved. Good to see someone else with "Canyon Fever". Keep up the good work.