AND HOPEFULLY A MILLIONARE FIFTY TIMES OVER! CAUSE I HEAR YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT HIS LURES 24/7.........
GENTLEMEN, IS IT JUST ME OR IS THE ENTIRE PLANET ONLY PULLING BLACK BLACK LURES IN THEIR SPREAD?I SIMPLY DON'T GET IT!
YOU CAN'T READ A FRIGGING FISHING REPORT ON ANY INTERNET FISHING FORUM WITHOUT SOMEONE BLABBING THAT THEY HAVE A BB ON THE LEFT SHORT AND A BLACKBART ON THE LEFT LONG OR MAYBE ONE ON THE RT FLAT.........ALL MIXED IN WITH A GAGGLE SPATTERING OF OTHER BLISTERPACK CRAPOLA.....GEEZUS H PEOPLE! GIVE IT A BREAK WILL YA!!
FISH DO NOT LOOK UPWARD AND SAY " OH MY GOSH!!!.......THERE'S A FRIGGING BLACK BART LURE!!....I AIN'T JUST GONNA SWIM HERE AND TAKE IT ANY LONGER! ... I THINK I WILL EAT THAT MUTHA UP!"...............PALEEEESE! THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
HE WOULD HAVE EATEN A STALKER , A HAYES OR A MOLDCRAFT JUST AS FREAKIN' QUICK! ..........THEN BASED ON MY THEORY, IT SEEMS LOGICAL TO ME ....THAT IF I WERE GOING TO BUY AN ARTIFICIAL MACHINE....I WOULD AT LEAST BUY ONE FROM A SFC SPONSOR AND KILL TWO FISH WITH ONE STONE....ONE, I WOULD STILL CATCH JUST AS MANY FISH....AND TWO, I WOULD SHOW THIS SFC SPONSOR THAT I CARE AND A THANK HIM BY SUPPORTING HIM WITH A PURCHASE!!.......... ROCK ON www.stalkeroutfitters.com !!! ROCK ON!....YOU SIR ....WITHOUT A DOUBT ....HAVE THE BEST LOOKING GREEN MACHINE EVER BUILT AND ODDLY ENOUGH I AM ADDICTED TO YOUR TINY "BAITHEADS" ....WHICH...IF YOU ARE NOT CAREFUL.....COULD POSSIBLY BE OUTLAWED JUST AS J-HOOKS WERE IN WHITE/BLUE MARLIN TOURNYS!![]()
NOW..... I DO ADMIT THAT BB DOES PROVIDE ONE OF THE MOST COLORFUL EYE-CATCHING SKIRT COMBOS WITH ALL THE PRETTY COLORS TO CATCH YOUR EYE.......BUT WHEN ANY LURE IS PRESENTED IN A FEEDING SITUATION TO DA MEAT AND YOU HAVE PUT YOURSELF IN POSTION TO CAPITALIZE......TRUST ME!!...THEY WILL EAT A FADED-OUT.DRIED OUT MOLDCRAFT WITH 4 TENTACLES MISSING AND ONE EYE FULL OF SALT JUST THE SAME AS A PRETTY BOY BB ... OR A TRANSLUCENT GREENHEAD WAR-MACHINE BY STALKER ...OR EVEN A SCARED-UP TERMITE INFESTED CEDAR PLUG!
SO PLEASE....LOOK AROUND PEOPLE....IF YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK A BLISTER....THERE ARE MANY MORE LURES OUT THERE OTHER THAN A BB AND JUST AS EFFECTIVE ....
YOU HAVE KNOWN MY POSTION HERE FOR YEARS ON GUYS RELYING TOO HEAVILY ON ARTIFICIAL SPREADS..........IT'S SAD....VERY SAD.....I FEAR THIS LOSS OF NATURAL BAIT RIGGING ART IN OUR OFFSHORE RIGGING COMMUNITY IS IMMINENT IN OUR FUTURE.....ONE FILLETED WITH MUCHO EL PLASTIQUE ......YUKKK......
COME ONNNNN PEOPLE !!!!! AND SINCE YOU ARE STILL GOING TO FALL TO THE BLISTER PREDIDATION ......IF YOU WILL JUST PALEEESE SCALE DOWN SOME OF THESE LARGER PLUGS YOU GUYS ARE PULLING WHILE HUNTING DA MEAT....YOU WILL INCREASE YOUR BOX TONNAGE REPORT FOR THE YEAR I SWEAR TO YA! RHINOS LIKE NUTS TOO!
I KEEP READING THE MOUNTED PLACARDS ON ALL OUR BOATS SAYING: NO DISCARDING OF EL PLASTIQUE IN THE OCEAN ...STATUTE 3074.23 C GENERAL STATUTE..........HELL THEY FORCE US TO PUT THIS PLACARD ON OUR VESSELS ..................IS THIS NOT PAW CALLING THE LURE BLACK HERE!! I MEAN KETTLE!
OFF COURSE .........I GUESS IT IS OKAY TO SEND OFF PLASTIC BALLOONS INTO THE WORLDS ATMOSPHERE.....OR IS IT ONLY LAWFUL FOR NASCAR AND THE NFL TO DO THIS?
I AM POSITIVE NO ONE ASKED ME TO WRITE THIS AND ABSOLUTELY POSTIVELY CERTAIN NO ONE PAID ME FOR MY VERBAGE.........
SO.........
ROCK ON ANYWAY..........


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