I will donate $10 to the Boys and Girls Club of NC to have the uncut - I SAID UNCUT - Vulgarity an all - Verison of this once in a lifetime event posted. Not that we want to relish in your agony. Not that we want to see the box come unglued. But franky its because we want.......... Oh Hell..... its because we want to relish in your agony and see the box come unglued.
YOU HEATHENS DISGUST ME! YOU SWINE OF THE DEEP!.............THE HORROR OF LUSTING OF MY LOSS....A LOSS OF STEEL THAT CAN NEVER BE OF EQUAL...................ONE OF A KIND SMITHSONIAN RELIC............I WAS HOPING MAYBE A NAVAL TASK FORCE DEEP-WATER RECOVERY TEAM WOULD HAVE CALLED BY NOW ................
I WAS HOPING FOR A DAY OF MOURNING ON SFC.....................BUT NOOOOOOOO........YOU ALL WANT THE VIDEO! ......ITS GUYS LIKE THE 'FORM AND THE ARKSTER WHO KEEP THE EVENING NEWS IN ITS GLORY OF WIDESPREAD PANIC AND DISASTER..................
WELL THIS DISASTER, MY SO-CALLED FRIENDS, .... IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK..........
NO CUSSING......NO SCREAMING..............ONLY A COOL ,CALM ,COLLECTED 'BOX SAYING ..."PASS ME THE BACK UP GAFF PLEASE"..............
NOW THIS 10 DOLLAR DONATION THING THAT ARK HAS CROWED ABOUT .......DONATE TO THE BARTA BOYS AND GIRLS CLUB BILLFISH THING......................HMMMM..................I "COULD" POSSIBLY SHOW THE CARNAGE YOU CRAVE UNEDDITTED....THE WAY IT HAPPENED...................MAYBE..........
MY FIRST THOUGHTS ARE ....."WHAT'S IN IT FOR THE KIDS?"
THE GAFF LOSS IS RECORDED AND I COULD SHOW IT IN SLO-MO.............
I THINK I'LL SEE WHRE THIS ONE LEADS BEFORE I ERASE THE HORROR