ALMOST BROKE MY NECK TODAY

[WAHOONBOX]

WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE TODAY....PICKED ME OUT A CART AND SANITIZED THE THING OF GRAND MA FUNK AND KID SNOT WITH THE SUPPLIED SPRAYS ETC....BOUGHT A FEW THINGS FOR THE KITCHEN ....THE CART SEEMED TO BE DOING JUST FINE....WHEN SUDDENLY....WITH NO WARNING....THE FRIGGIN WHEEL LOCKED UP ON THE STARBOARD BOW....GEEZUS H THE CART CAME TO AN ABRUPT HALT!!!!!...I WENT FLYING INTO IT...KNOCKING OVER 372 GRAPEFRUITS...AND 9 BUSHELS OF ONIONS....AND A WOMAN WHO HAD HANDLED EVERY SINGLE CANTELOUPE IN THE CONTAINER

TALK ABOUT A RECALL??? HOLEY CRAPOLA HERE!! A TOYOTA GROCERY CART?


WHY IS IT THAT I CAN PICK OUT A CART ...ONE OUT OF 300 CARTS AND I PICK THE ONE THAT THE LEFT FRONT WHEEL STARTS GOING SIDEWAYS AND CLACKITY CLACK THE MOMENT I GET 100 YARDS FROM THE FRONT DOOR? IS THERE A GUY UP IN THE SECURITY BOOTH WATCHING & SETTING OFF SOME KIND OF ELECTRO-MAGNETIC SIGNAL TO MY CART'S WHEEL TO START UP ALL THAT RACKET!!!????

[thoffman]

haha, Ive thought the same thing before.

[FLATLINER]

You shoulda gone to the Food Lion, Box. The picker-up helper would be worth the trip and the attention that you got!! If I recall, she was described as the "2 Hump Sopwith".......

And no "almost" about it. She would make you crack your neck so hard that the surgeon would be talking about pins and rods.

So, were you as mad as a midget with a yoyo?

[Hatterized]

sounds like the work of the Jesus Freak who parks anywhere in MHC......the one u videotaped.....he must be out for revenge and is sabotaging your wheels.....

[saltwaterbucks]

I am a ways a way but ....... where is that Food Lion............


Or maybe you could save me a plane ticket and just post a picture for me here

[clt_capt]

Video evidence of said woman handling her cantaloupes would be nice...

[zar2754]

haha i love

good to see murphy's law at work at a place other than a boat!

[canyongear]

...midget with a yo-yo......hahahah

[Ponce]

Box you should just start using the electric carts to see if the same trend happens. If so, it may be time for an undercover video investigation.

[tomcook4]

thats great..... but sucks at the same time