AL-QUEERDA'S LATEST PANTY RAID

[WAHOONBOX]

THE FOLLOWING THOUGHTS MAY BE SENSITIVE TO THE MEAK & POLITICALLY COO-RECT TWERPS...SO IF YOU ARE ONE OF THESE ....LEAVE W2MW NOW.

I AM SURE YOU ARE GETTING YOUR FILL OF THE LATEST MUSLIM/ALQUEERDA/AFRICAN TERRORIST ATTACK ON EVERY NEWS NETWORK......NOT THAT THAT'S A BAD THING....BUT ALLOW ME TO BRING YOU UP TO-DATE LOOKING AT THIS SITUATION FROM A TEE SHIRT COLLAR WORKER'S VIEW...

ELEVEN MONTHS INTO OFFICE AND THE BARRACK HOMELAND SECURITY TEAM HAS APPARENTLY FAILED AMERICA. NOT THAT THIS IS SOMETHING UNEXPECTED OR ANYTHING BUT... HELL EVEN I CAN KEEP BETTER CONTACT WITH THE RUN-OFFS DATA BASE OF CHARTER CLIENTS THAN THEY DO OF SUSPECTED INTERNATIONAL TERRORISTS.....I JUST KNEW THE WHITE HOUSE WOULD COME UP WITH SOME LAME EXCUSE HERE AND THEY DID...."ABDUL WAS ON THE LIST OF 500K".............SO???.....SCREW ANY ONE WHO MAKES THE LIST REGARDLESS HOW LONG THE LIST IS. MAKES CLEAR SENSE TO ME.

IF YOUR NAME IS ON ANY LIST WHETHER IT BE RELATED TO AL-QUEERDA ACTIVITIES OR THE DIRTY PANTY LIST, THEN YOU DO NOT GET TO FLY....PLAIN AND SIMPLE

I ALSO WANT TO SALUTE ISRAEL ON THEIR PRISTINE AND FAIL-SAFE PRACTICE OF "PROFILING".....I READ WHERE THEY HAVE NOT HAD AN AIRLINE ATTACK IN 30 YRS SINCE PROFILING MUSLIMS AND ARABS......SORRY BUT IF YOU ARE MUSLIM OR ARAB AND ARE READING THIS AND ARE OFFENDED THEN SUCK IT UP....I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE OFFENDED.......AS STATED ON CNN: "NOT ALL MUSLIMS/ARABS ARE TERRORIST BUT ALL TERRORISTS ARE MUSLIMS/ARABS...........SO QUIT WHINING ABOUT PROFILING BECAUSE WE ARE AT WAR!

I SAY PROFILE 'EM BABY PROFILE 'EM!!!...AND BRING ON THE X-RAY MACHINES....MAYBE NOW WITH THE X-RAY'S GOING INTO PLACE THE 90 YR OLD WHITE LADY FROM SPOKANE WASH WILL NOT HAVE TO COME OUT OF HER WHEEL CHAIR TO REMOVE HER SHOES! I HEARD ONE COMMENT YESTERDAY ABOUT THE X-RAY MACHINE INVADING THE RIGHTS OF WOMEN WHO HAVE HAD IMPLANTS.....LADIES PALEEESE! YOU IMPLANT GIRLS ARE ALREADY SHOWING 3/4 OF YOUR NEW TITS TO JOHN Q PUBLIQUE ANYWAY SO I SEE NO INVASION OF PRIVACY HERE.

LET'S SAY I WAS ONE OF THESE TSA AIRPORT WORKERS IN THE PRESSED WHITE SHIRT WITH THE TRED BARTA BUTTON DOWN FLAPS ON THE SHOULDERS.....THAT TSA UNIFORM IS SCAREY AIN'T IT ...IT LOOKS LIKE THE UNIFORM THE CITY BUS DRIVER WORE WHEN I RODE A BUS TO THE BOYS & GIRLS CLUB BACK WHEN I WAS 12 YRS OLD....

OKAY......UP WALKS A MAN TO THE SECURITY CHECKPOINT WITH A NAME ON HIS TICKET ......MAYBE THE TICKET SAYS UMAR...OR FAROUK...OR ABDUL HEAVEN FORBID....I DON'T CARE IF IT'S PAULA ABDUL EITHER! .....IF YOUR PARENTS GAVE YOU THE NAME ABDUL THEN TOUGH SHIT BLAME THEM NOT ME! ....."EXCUSE ME ABDUL"...I said......"BUT I NEED TO DO A BOMB PANTY CHECK ON YOU.....PLEASE STEP INTO THIS ROOM..."

AT THIS POINT I WOULD RATHER BE WIELDING AN UZI WITH A 50 RD CLIP AND WEARING BILL JORDAN JUNGLE TIGER STRIPE RECON CAMO WHEN I DO THE PANTY SEARCH....

"ABDUL....DUDE.....CAN YOU RECITE THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO AMERICA? OH YOU CAN'T? DUDE, IF YOU ARE GOING TO COME TO THIS GREAT COUNTRY OF OURS THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS LEARN TO RECITE THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE FOR US" ....CAN YOU AT LEAST HUM THE NATIONAL ANTHEM FOR US? NOPE...THAT'S NOT IT....THAT'S ENTER THE SANDMAN BY METALLICA BRO".

OKAY......SORRY DUDE.

NOW I GOTTA ASK YOU TAKE OFF THOSE PANTIES MUTALLEB ....FOR THIS IS A PANTY RAID!

OH MY GOD !!!!!

BRO'......UKKKK!.... THOSE ARE SOME NASTY ASS PANTIES YOU ARE WEARING....DO YOU NOT HAVE AN EXTRA CLEAN PAIR?"..... "I AM SORRY BUT I CANNOT ALLOW A MAN TO ENTER THIS COUNTRY WEARING A PAIR OF NASTY GAY YELLOW PANTIES.....THOSE ARE DISGUSTING DUDE! HASH MARKS ALL UP AND DOWN!!! ....GEEZZZZ......DON'T THEY STICK TO YOUR BUTT WHEN YOUR SIT FOR A LONG TIME?"......WHAT? YOU HAVE NO LUGGAGE? NOT EVEN A COUPLE LARGE CARRY-ONS LIKE EVERY WOMAN IN THE WORLD HAS?



PEOPLE......PA L E E E E E S E .....AT THIS POINT....I WOULD NOT ALLOW A NIGERIAN WITH THE NAME UMAR OR ABDUL TO BOARD THE PLANE.

"SORRY DUDE....YOU HAVE JUST BEEN PROFILED"

I AM NOW GOING TO CALL YOUR DADDY.....WHATS HIS NUMBER PALEEESE?

OH....HE IS AT WORK? ....HE WORKS AT A BANK IN NIGERIA?.....HMMMMM....WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU AND HE AREN'T TALKING ANYMORE?

HE DID WHAT? ..... "HE WENT TO THE U.S. EMBASSY AND TOLD THE U.S. AMBASSADOR THAT YOU ABDUL ARE LINKED TO AN AL-QUEERDA TERRORIST GROUP AND THAT YOU HAVE RADICAL RELIGIOUS VIEWS ESPECIALLY TOWARDS THE UNITED STATES?.....SOUNDS LIKE 3/4 OF THE MUSLIM ARAB WORLD TO ME."


ABDUL,... WHAT IF I WERE TO ARREST YOU FOR WEARING NASTY GAY PANTIES TO AN AIRPORT? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT? YOU WOULD NEED A LAWYER DUDE....CAN YOU AFFORD ONE?


"NO SIREEE I CAN'T AFFORD A LAWYER."



HMMMM....LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT....YOU GOT THE DENERO TO FLY FROM NIGERIA TO HOLLAND .....$2,831...THEN CONTINUE ON TO DETROIT....YOU ALSO HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY SOME PETN EXPLOSIVES, A NEEDLE & THREAD, A KOTEX PAD AND A PAIR OF YELLOW PANTIES? ALL THIS SO YOU CAN KILL INNOCENT MEN WOMEN AND CHILDREN THAT YOU HAVE PROFILED....AND YOU NOW TELL ME YOU CAN'T AFFORD LAWYER?

GEEZUS H THRICE PEOPLE!!!!

THIS ASSHOLE TERORIST WAS CAUGHT RED-HANDED ON A PLANE TRYING TO KILL HUMAN BEINGS AND WE ARE CALLING HIM A SUSPECT??? ARE YOU KIDDIN ME? INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY?

THE NASTY HASH MARKED PANTIES ALONE MAKES THE WIPE GUILTY!

DRAG THE SON OF A ***** OUT IN THE STREET AND WHACK HIM TO KINGDOM COME WITH A DULL DEER ANTLER AND FILM IT WITH MY 1960 KEYSTONE ELECTRIC EYE CAMERA FOR THE WORLD TO SEE


TREAT THE FRIGGING TERRORISTS WITH THE SAME NON-RESPECT THAT THEY TREAT THE WORLD!

PROFILE EM ALL..PROFILE ME.....PROFILE YOU.....THIS IS WAR PEOPLE....

THERE ARE GROUPS OF PEOPLE RIGHT NOW IN THE U.S.A WHO ARE TRYING THEIR BEST TO TAKE LAWFUL GUNS,GAFFS AND HARPOONS FROM FINE UPSTANDING AMERICANS

GUNS AND HARPOONS THAT CAN AND WILL BE USED UPON EVERY PROFILED TERRORIST WHEN THEY COME TO THIS COUNTRY TO KILL AMERICANS

I WANT TO TIP MY RIGGERS TO THE DUTCHMAN HERO ABOARD THIS FLIGHT FOR THE BEST TAPOUT OF THE YEAR....

THIS IS THE REAL HOMELAND SECURITY IN MY BOOK

CITIZENS WHO HAVE HAD ENOUGH!

AH YES! THE RIGHT TO BEAR ARMS! AND THE RIGHT TO USE THEM TO DEFEND OURSELVES!

IN 1945, WE "PROFILED" THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF ALL OF GERMANY AND JAPAN TO PUT AN END TO WW2....WE BOMBED THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THESE TWO EVIL COUNTRIES...AMERICA & IT'S ALLIES KILLED MEN, WOMEN, CHILDREN....DIDN'T MATTER....BUT WE ENDED THE WAR WHEN WE POUNDED THE WIPES INTO THE GROUND.

THERE WERE PARADES IN ALL 50 STATES CELEBRATING THIS WORLD WAR ENDING PROFILING OF 1945.

PROFILING WORKED THEN AND IT WORKS NOW....ISRAEL PROVES IT.

NOW LOOK AT JAPAN....NOW LOOK AT GERMANY....WORLD POWERS AREN'T THEY... WE NOW DRIVE THEIR CARS AND BANG ON THEIR KEYBOARDS

JAPAN NOW BUYS MY BFT

AND WE CALL THIS FAROUK ABDUL NIGERIAN A "SUSPECT" ? SUSPECT MY ASS...WE DON'T NEED NO TRIAL...246 WITNESSES' TO THE CRIME... BAH HUMBUG!

AND....AS YOU CAN TELL, I AM ONE PISSED OFF FISH KILLIN' REDNECK AMERICAN WHITEBOY.


YAW HAVE A NICE DAY!

[Squidnation]

I have a great idea box. mind you this would effect me horribly but for the sake of security I would vote for it in a second.

NO CARRY ON LUGGAGE AT ALL, NOT EVEN A LADIES PURSE OR MAN PURSE. NADA, NO CAMERA, NO LAPTOP, NO MAKE UP NADA, GET ON SIT DOWN AND BUCKLE UP

now the twenty minutes you spend in line clearing homeland security will be spent being body checked and exrayed - not taking out your laptop and taking off your shoes and belts.

Simple easy and safe.

oh and no yellow panties

[Capt_John]

I have a great idea box. mind you this would effect me horribly but for the sake of security I would vote for it in a second.

NO CARRY ON LUGGAGE AT ALL, NOT EVEN A LADIES PURSE OR MAN PURSE. NADA, NO CAMERA, NO LAPTOP, NO MAKE UP NADA, GET ON SIT DOWN AND BUCKLE UP

now the twenty minutes you spend in line clearing homeland security will be spent being body checked and exrayed - not taking out your laptop and taking off your shoes and belts.

Simple easy and safe.

oh and no yellow panties

SQUIDNATION HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD HERE.

[WAHOONBOX]

I MUST SAY I AGREE WITH YOU....IN FACT....NO MORE BULKY SODA/ COFFEE CARTS ON PLANES TO CLOG UP THE AILSES....THIS WILL LOWER TICKET PRICES AS WELL

NO NEED FOR FLIGHT ATTENDANTS EITHER UNLESS THEY ARE HOT.....REPLACE THE OTHERS WITH ARMED SOLDIERS

BETTER YET....BUCK NAKED FLIGHTS....

BKA....BUCK NAKED AIRLINES

[Squidnation]

I MUST SAY I AGREE WITH YOU....IN FACT....NO MORE BULKY SODA/ COFFEE CARTS ON PLANES TO CLOG UP THE AILSES....THIS WILL LOWER TICKET PRICES AS WELL

NO NEED FOR FLIGHT ATTENDANTS EITHER UNLESS THEY ARE HOT.....REPLACE THE OTHERS WITH ARMED SOLDIERS

BETTER YET....BUCK NAKED FLIGHTS....

BKA....BUCK NAKED AIRLINES

you sure about that one Marty

[BahamaLure]

So after the so called 'Shoe Bomber' did his thing 8 years ago we have all had to remove our shoes often more than once in order to pass through security on the way to a plane. This guy has a bomb in his skids but I hear no calls for undergarment removal for inspection. I'm being serious. This chump has exposed to all terrorists how to hide stuff where it will not be detected.

Staying in seats will not cure this problem, taking away blankets, pillows etc wont either. Can you just see the line of people to the toilet 1 hour and ten min's to landing?? There will be 50 people lined up in the isle wanting to go before the 1 hour deadline creating mass confusion at the back of the plane, quite the opportunity wouldn't you say??

The single only defense to this is Israeli style profiling of anyone who even remotely looks like they need to be questioned/ searched right down and including undergarments. The alternative will be a scene like the one in Lockerbie, Scotland.

[scattered_grass]

My solution: If your name is Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab....You aren't allowed on a fucking plane! Yea I said it, eat your heart out politically correct douche bags.

[Squidnation]

Just saw on CNN that two of the organizers of the bombing attempt were detainees at guantanamo bay prison. This attempt is going to bring down alot of people. Unfortunetly one will probably go untouched

[Hatterized]

ok so u wanna travel to a country that is known to harbor terrorists......no problem..... issue a ONE-WAY ticket.....sure leave America and have fun in your new homeland....yup......no round-trip ticket to come home after receiving the brainwashing these POS receive....

an appropriate goodbye......."ADIOS MF'er....enjoy your new desert or cave".....

[WAHOONBOX]

My solution: If your name is Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab....You aren't allowed on a fucking plane! Yea I said it, eat your heart out politically correct douche bags.

I AM GOING TO BUILD A 100 FT BRONZE MONUMENT OF YOU SMILING WITH A 130 TIAGRA IN YOUR HAND AT THE MOREHEAD CITY WATERFRONT IN HONOR OF YOU FOR THIS ONE!!!!