2 YRS IS A LONG TIME

[WAHOONBOX]

IT TWAS A BEAUTIFUL EVENING ......THE INTRACOASTAL WATERWAY WAS LIGHT UP LIKE THE FOURTH OF JULY.............WELL HELL ....IT WAS THE 4TH OF JULY! .....AND I HAVE NEVER SEEN SUCH FIREWORKS DISPLAYS AS I DID LAST NIGHT ....EAST - WEST- NORTH - SOUTH.........AS FAR AS THE EYE COULD SEE........ FIREWORKS ROCKETS RED GLARE COULD BE SEEN ON THE WATERWAY......NO TELLING HOW MANY 10'S OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS WERE SENT INTO SPACE TO CELELBRATE AMERICA'S INDEPENDENCE JUST IN MY AREA!

MHC AND ATLANTIC BEACH ARE NOT THE SAME AS IT WAS 5-10 YRS AGO....LONG GONE ARE THE THRONGS OF PEOPLE FILTERING INTO THE AREA FOR VACATION.....NO LONG LINES OF CARS CLOGGING THE ATL BEACH HIGH RISE BRIDGE....NO CROWD AT WALLY WORLD OR LOWES HOME CENTER .....NONE!!!.....I WALTZED INTO LOWES ...PICKED UP SALT FOR MY WATER CONDITIONER....PAID AND HIT THE ROAD IN 2 MINUTES....NO TRAFFIC....SIMPLY UNBELIEVABLE.........NO LINES AT BOGANGLES FOR A MORNING BISCUIT! NONE!

IT IS A CHANGING OF THE TIMES......WE NOW HAVE NO PIERS TO SPEAK OF ....AND VERY FEW MOTELS....AT LEAST NO "CHEAP" ONES ANYMORE.....AND NEW HOMES AND FAMILIES HAVE NOW TAKEN OVER......MOREHEAD CITY HAS BECOME MAINSTREAM.....WITH CHAIN RESTAURANTS AND NEW CHAIN MERCHANTS POPPING UP DAILY....WHO KNOWS....MAYBE ONE DAY OUR LOCAL CONVENIENCE STORES WILL REVAMP AND GO MODERN INSTEAD OF REMAINING THE EL NASTEE DUMP THAT THEY ARE!....HELL MAYBE EVEN A WAWA WILL COME OUR WAY! NOW THAT WOULD BE SWEET! A WELL THOUGHT OUT CONVENIENCE MARKET!


SO I WAKE UP THIS MORNING WITH MY HAIR SMELLING LIKE LAST NIGHTS BOTTLE ROCKETS AND BEGIN THE DAY WITH MY MORNING WALK WITH THE PONEYTAIL ( MY LAST MORNING WALK WITH HER FOR A WHILE BEFORE I HIT THE TRAIL) .......THREE FAST LAPS AROUND THE HOOD AND I WAS BACK IN THE KITCHEN TO MAKE SAUSAGE BISCUITS FOR HER AND HER BROTHER.....I CLICKED THE TUBE ON FOX NEWS AS I PREPARED LOCAL NEESES SAUSAGE ...FOX NEWS......YEP I AM REPUBLICAN.....AND I SEE HOW HEAVILY THE PRESIDENTIAL RACE IS HEATING UP....THERE MUST BE 300 RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT THIS SEASON..

THE FRIGGING ELECTION IS 2 YRS AWAY AND THEY ARE ALREADY BLOWING THEIR WAD$ ON ELECTION SPENDING CRAP!! WHATS UP WITH THAT??? I MEAN .....WHY CAN'T WE DEDICATE ONE 24 PERIOD OF TELELVISION TIME TO REPUBLICANS ....ONE 24 HR PERIOD TO DEMOCRATS ....AND ONE 24 HR PERIOD TO THOSE THAT WANT TO CALL THEMSELVES WHATEVER.....GIVE THEM THE AIRTIME TO GET THE POINT ACROSS AND BEGONE!!!! NO STREET SIGNS...NO BILLBOARDS...NO FANCY BUSES....NO BUMPER STICKERS.....NO KISS ASS SUPPORTERS IN COMMITTEE HALLS......NO FREAKING NEEDLESS SPENDING!!!


NO MORE SPENDING MILLION$ TO BE ELECTED!.....THAT'S RIGHT!! ....WE ALL KNOW THE WHITEBOY......I MEAN THE POORBOY'S OF AMERICA CANNOT BE PRESIDENT.....SHIT NOOOOO!!! .....ONLY THE RICH.....SAD BUT TRUE........AND I'M CERTAIN THEIR IS A POOR MAN OUT THERE WHO WOULD MAKE A FINE EL PRESIDENTE.....BUT PLEASE.....PALEEEESE!!! DO NOT CRAM ELECTION CRAP DOWN OUR THROATS FOR THE NEXT 2 YEARS.....

I MEAN......UHHHHH WHAT'S HIS NAME? UHHHH.....PRETTY BOY....uhhh .....THE EDWARDS GUY.......YEP JOHNNY EDWARDS.......HE JUST SPENT $1,250 ON A FRIGGING HAIRCUT SO THAT HE WILL LOOK APPEALING....APPEALING?....OR IS IT JUST PLAIN RIDICULOUS.... JOHNNY DUDE...OL BOY.......I SEEN YOUR SO CALLED "HAIRCUT" AND IT AIN'T ALL THAT COOL.......AND IT AIN'T WORTH NO $1,250 KAHUNAS!!! HELL MAN....STOP BY MHC AND I'LLL SHAVE YOUR HEAD FOR FREE!!! AND YOU CAN GIVE THE 1,250 CLAMS TO THE BOYS & GIRLS CLUB OF EASTERN NORTH CAROLIONA!.


I HAVEN'T SPENT $1,250 FOR ALL MY HAIRCUTS COMBINED IN THE LAST 56 .......... ......AT LEAST HE IS KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES...I MEAN THE OTHER POLI-SPENDERS WITH WASTEFUL GLUTONING AND HE AIN'T SHY ABOUT IT.....

I WONDER WHO HE WILL HAVE UNDER THE OVAL OFFICE DESK.....IF ELECTED? THE MONROES AND JESSICA'S ARE BOTH LONG GONE....

OH WELL.....2 MORE YRS OF ELECTION HELL ON THE NEWS.....THE HORROR


WELL I AM OFF TO CAPE MAY AND OTHER DMZ NORTH INLETS FOR 6 WEEKS OFF NON STOP OFFSHORE SPENDING.....I MEAN ACTION!!!! .....SEEKING OUT DIRTY OL WHITEBOYS AND EL SLOBO BLUE MARLIN

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SEA SPLENDOUR, THE FOOLISH PLEASURE, MAKIRA, & THE BITE ME FOR GIVING ME OPPORTUNITIES TO JOIN IN ON THEIR FRIVOLUS SPENDING THIS SUMMER

[Glenn W]

So------ how were the bisquits?

[gradywhite273]

So------ how were the bisquits?

hope he is bringing the sausage north.

[Bert Rodgers]

Don't have much use for the pols in either of the 2 national embarassments, I mean parties, but I hear ya Marty.

God Bless America, and I'll catch you in OC.

Bert

[mikelpl]

Marty,

Good luck for the next 6 weeks. May the wind always be at your back and the BILLS be plentiful in your spread.

[ocnslr]

Good luck on the trip, and the feeshing..

Wave as you pass by...

[budddavid]

My favorite news story of the day is Al Gore the third's arrest for alleged charges of possesion of pot and pescription drugs (although not perscribed to him).

What made me laugh was that he was going 100 MPH in a hybrid. Does that mean he doesn't have to worry about his carbon offset or what ever that new horse*(#T is?

[Whiskey Tango]

I like WaWa. Good coffee.

Obamawha?

[WAHOONBOX]

I GUESS I COULD BRING SOME CAROLINA NEESE'S SAUSAGE NORTH. .....SINCE I HAVE THAT FANCY ASS ENGEL'S 12 VOLT FREEZER/FRIG COMBO GLENN IN MY BACK SEAT BOUGHT FROM OFF THE HOOK B&T

I TELL YOU RIGHT NOW IT IS THE PURE HEAT!!! I MEAN THE FRIGID COLD!!!!

[Bert Rodgers]

I GUESS I COULD BRING SOME CAROLINA NEESE'S SAUSAGE NORTH. .....SINCE I HAVE THAT FANCY ASS ENGEL'S 12 VOLT FREEZER/FRIG COMBO GLENN IN MY BACK SEAT BOUGHT FROM OFF THE HOOK B&T

I TELL YOU RIGHT NOW IT IS THE PURE HEAT!!! I MEAN THE FRIGID COLD!!!!

Don't forget the grill then.

Bert