1ST CUT IS THE DEEPEST.....

WAHOONBOX · 10-14-2007, 01:13 PM

I'VE BEEN WATCHING A LITTLE TUBE LATELY.....SOME OUTDOOR CHANNEL STUFF....A LITTLE NATIONAL CRAP....ETC ETC

THE COMMERICALS OF TODAY SEEM TO JUMP OUT AT YA....YOU KNOW?

I SEE HARDEES HAS A COMM' OF A SURFER DUDE EATING A BIG ASS BURGER (NO WAY DO THEY LOOK LIKE THE ONES ON TV) .....AND WHILE THE DUDE GROSSES US OUT EATING THE SAID BURGER LIKE A HYENA AT ZEBRADOWN TIME ..... GULPING DOWN DA MEAT WITH CONSISTENT OPEN MOUTH SMACKING....HE THEN STARGAZES INTO THE BOSSOM OF DA BOBBLE HEAD HULA GIRL ON HIS DASH....A GRASS SKIRTED HOOLA GIRL WITH BIG BAZOOKAS TO BE EXACT....

REMEMBER THE DRIVE BY GUNFIRE VIDEO? http://www.wahoonbox.com/videos/GUN.wmv

NOW ....TELEVISON COMMERCIAL MARKETING FIRMS MUST CERTAINLY BE WATCHING MY VIDS AND SHOULD COME UP WITH THEIR OWN IDEA DON'T YOU THINK......OR..... IF THEY CHOOSE TO PLAY BOXMAN deMILLE, AT LEAST $HARE THE LOVE .....

AS FAR AS WHY I LIKE THE HULABITCH ON MY DASH.........WELL, I HAVE A HULA GIRL ON MY DASH TO REMIND ME THAT THE OFFSHORE MEAT LIVES IN DA GRASS SKIRT....I MEAN GRASSLINES....AND I ALSO LOVE SHORT SKIRTS.....YOU KNOW, THE ONES ON MY DIRTY HAIRY BITCHES....I MEAN WITCHES

I HAVE ALSO WITNESSED YET A SECOND BOBBLEHEAD COMMERCIAL ON ANOTHER PRODUCT WHICH I CAN'T REMEMBER, BUT NONETHELESS....BOBBLEHEADS ARE POPPING UP EVERYWHERE....

WHERE'S THE LOVE HERE? I MEAN THE CHECKS? I MEAN WHERE'S MY CUT I ASK? ......CUT? SHIT! THERE IS NO CUT! I GUESS THE FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST.....

OKAY....CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE HERE..........

I DIDN'T COME UP WITH THE GENIUS PLAN...THE BRILLIANT IDEA OF A DASH MOUNTED BOBBLE HEAD HAWAIIAN BABE FOR MY HEMI.....NOOOOOSIREEE.....HELL I COPIED IT FROM THE DASHBITCH PITCHBAIT' USED TO HAVE IN HIS FORD...........

YOU REMEMBER THE VIDEO OF THE 100MPH BLOW IN HATTERAS A COUPLE YEARS BACK DON'T YOU? www.wahoonbox.com/videos/hatteras.wmv (CHECK OUT THE DONUTS WE ARE DOING IN THE PARKING LOT AT TEACHES LAIR) ......THE BOBBLEHEAD WAS FIRST FEATURED WORLD WIDE NETSCAPE BACK THEN IN PITCHES TRUCK....AND WHAT HAPPENS? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS: HOLLYBOX...I MEAN WOOD... DECIDES THAT THEY WHAT TO COPY DA BOX....I MEAN UHHHH DA PITCH'

I SEE IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN........COMMERICALS, SPORTING EVENTS AND OUTDOOR CHANNELS EXTRACTING VERBAGE, IDEAS AND PHRASES FROM MY VIDEOS AND STORIES FEATURED EXCLUSIVELY

......I SAID EXCLUSIVELY ....ON SPORTFISHEMEN DOT COM

" NOW T H A T 'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!"

"IT'S TIME TO ROCK 'N ROLL BABY....IT'S TIME TO ROCK 'N ROLL!"

I WONDER ......WHAT OTHER THINGS....PHRASES ...IDEAS ....QUOTES AND CRAPOLA HAS MARKETPLACE AMERICANA EX-LAXED FROM ME?

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captcl · 10-14-2007, 01:37 PM

Plenty from everybody Box! Did'nt the story/movie Jaws get stolen from Capt. Frank Mundus? Original stuff gets "lifted" all the time!

10-14-2007, 01:13 PM	#1
WAHOONBOX I'M SPEECHLESS Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: MOREHEAD CITY NC 28557 Posts: 15,314 Credits: 52,666.2 Boat: I AM A FREELANCER Home Port: MOREHEAD CITY, NC Best Catch: PONEYTAIL Occupation: OFFSHORE MATE VIDEOGRAPHER	1ST CUT IS THE DEEPEST..... I'VE BEEN WATCHING A LITTLE TUBE LATELY.....SOME OUTDOOR CHANNEL STUFF....A LITTLE NATIONAL CRAP....ETC ETC THE COMMERICALS OF TODAY SEEM TO JUMP OUT AT YA....YOU KNOW? I SEE HARDEES HAS A COMM' OF A SURFER DUDE EATING A BIG ASS BURGER (NO WAY DO THEY LOOK LIKE THE ONES ON TV) .....AND WHILE THE DUDE GROSSES US OUT EATING THE SAID BURGER LIKE A HYENA AT ZEBRADOWN TIME ..... GULPING DOWN DA MEAT WITH CONSISTENT OPEN MOUTH SMACKING....HE THEN STARGAZES INTO THE BOSSOM OF DA BOBBLE HEAD HULA GIRL ON HIS DASH....A GRASS SKIRTED HOOLA GIRL WITH BIG BAZOOKAS TO BE EXACT.... REMEMBER THE DRIVE BY GUNFIRE VIDEO? http://www.wahoonbox.com/videos/GUN.wmv NOW ....TELEVISON COMMERCIAL MARKETING FIRMS MUST CERTAINLY BE WATCHING MY VIDS AND SHOULD COME UP WITH THEIR OWN IDEA DON'T YOU THINK......OR..... IF THEY CHOOSE TO PLAY BOXMAN deMILLE, AT LEAST $HARE THE LOVE ..... AS FAR AS WHY I LIKE THE HULABITCH ON MY DASH.........WELL, I HAVE A HULA GIRL ON MY DASH TO REMIND ME THAT THE OFFSHORE MEAT LIVES IN DA GRASS SKIRT....I MEAN GRASSLINES....AND I ALSO LOVE SHORT SKIRTS.....YOU KNOW, THE ONES ON MY DIRTY HAIRY BITCHES....I MEAN WITCHES I HAVE ALSO WITNESSED YET A SECOND BOBBLEHEAD COMMERCIAL ON ANOTHER PRODUCT WHICH I CAN'T REMEMBER, BUT NONETHELESS....BOBBLEHEADS ARE POPPING UP EVERYWHERE.... WHERE'S THE LOVE HERE? I MEAN THE CHECKS? I MEAN WHERE'S MY CUT I ASK? ......CUT? SHIT! THERE IS NO CUT! I GUESS THE FIRST CUT IS THE DEEPEST..... OKAY....CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE HERE.......... I DIDN'T COME UP WITH THE GENIUS PLAN...THE BRILLIANT IDEA OF A DASH MOUNTED BOBBLE HEAD HAWAIIAN BABE FOR MY HEMI.....NOOOOOSIREEE.....HELL I COPIED IT FROM THE DASHBITCH PITCHBAIT' USED TO HAVE IN HIS FORD........... YOU REMEMBER THE VIDEO OF THE 100MPH BLOW IN HATTERAS A COUPLE YEARS BACK DON'T YOU? www.wahoonbox.com/videos/hatteras.wmv (CHECK OUT THE DONUTS WE ARE DOING IN THE PARKING LOT AT TEACHES LAIR) ......THE BOBBLEHEAD WAS FIRST FEATURED WORLD WIDE NETSCAPE BACK THEN IN PITCHES TRUCK....AND WHAT HAPPENS? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS: HOLLYBOX...I MEAN WOOD... DECIDES THAT THEY WHAT TO COPY DA BOX....I MEAN UHHHH DA PITCH' I SEE IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN........COMMERICALS, SPORTING EVENTS AND OUTDOOR CHANNELS EXTRACTING VERBAGE, IDEAS AND PHRASES FROM MY VIDEOS AND STORIES FEATURED EXCLUSIVELY ......I SAID EXCLUSIVELY ....ON SPORTFISHEMEN DOT COM " NOW T H A T 'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!" "IT'S TIME TO ROCK 'N ROLL BABY....IT'S TIME TO ROCK 'N ROLL!" I WONDER ......WHAT OTHER THINGS....PHRASES ...IDEAS ....QUOTES AND CRAPOLA HAS MARKETPLACE AMERICANA EX-LAXED FROM ME? " __________________ I STRONGLY SUPPORT: DEEP DIVING AND EASY TRIPPIN' OLD SALTY PLANERS FINRAZOR RODS & THE ABSOLUTELY DEEPER ATTACK WEAPON: SNIPER PLANER RODS THE GIANT BLUEFIN TUNA HEART STOPPER: POON HARPOON

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10-14-2007, 01:37 PM	#2
captcl Crab mustard is good Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Ocean City md. area Posts: 976 Credits: 1,467.3 Boat: Mako 22' Home Port: West OCMD Best Catch: My wife, HONEST! Occupation: Building facilities manager and (part time)charter capt	Plenty from everybody Box! Did'nt the story/movie Jaws get stolen from Capt. Frank Mundus? Original stuff gets "lifted" all the time!