100% CURE FOR SEA SICKNESS

[WAHOONBOX]

I AM SELLING THIS SURE FIRE REMEDY FOR SEA SICKNESS SO IF YOU READ THIS Rx AND THEN GO PUT IT TO USE...PLEASE HAPPILY SEND 19.95 TO MY PAYPAL ACCOUNT....SHIPPING & HANDLING IS NOT REQUIRED.


#1. GET SOME FREAKING SLEEP THE DAY BEFORE FISHING PEOPLE! DO NOT STAY UP ALL NIGHT PARTYING, DRINKING, HUMPING SOME RUSSIAN SKANK YOU MET AT SEACRETS OR WATCHING TV ALL NIGHT......

#2. TAKE ONE ANTACID TABLET OF YOUR CHOICE TWO DAYS PRIOR FISHING AND ONE TABLET THE DAY BEFORE ....TRUST ME.

#3. DO NOT TAKE BONINE OR ANY OTHER WANNA BE SEA SICK REMEDY THAT YOU CAN BUY OVER THE COUNTER BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN THEM WORK! SAVE THAT MONEY AND ADD IT TO MY TIP.

#4. DO NOT ....I SAY AGAIN.....DO NOT BUY THOSE STUPID SEA-SICK WRIST BANDS EITHER....GIVE ME THAT $10 BUCKS INSTEAD AND I WILL WRAP SOME ELECTRIC TAPE AROUND YOUR WRIST WITH A #1 BUCKSHOT PELLET UNDER IT AND THAT WILL HAVE THE SAME RESULT AS THE STORE BOUGHT WRIST BAND.....AND THAT'D BE: ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!

#5. LISTEN TO YOUR IPOD PLAYER THRU THE EARPHONES WHILE UNDER WAY. THAT'S RIGHT....THIS IS A SURE FIRE CURE I TELL YA! THE TUNES WILL VIBRATE YOUR INNER EAR AND SEND HARMONY INTO YOUR EUSTACHIAN TUBE AND BINGO....I JUST SAVED YOUR LIFE




NO CHEATING HERE EITHER. IF YOU READ THIS AND USE IT YOU PAY... I WILL LOOK FOR THAT $19.95 FROM EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BAD BACON EATERS.



WAHOONBOX...M.D.


IF DIARRHEA OF THE MOUTH PERSISTS , CHEST PAIN DEVELOPS, YOUR NECK ACHES, OR YOU DEVELOP A BLEEDING NOSE, OR A TOE FUNGUS STARTS SPREADING , LOSS OF VISION OCCURS, MASSIVE HAIR LOSS, INSTANT WEIGHT GAIN OR WEIGHT LOSS, LOOSE STOOL, YOUR PANCREAS ACTS UP, OR OFFSHORE VERTIGO CONTINUES.......STOP THIS TREATMENT IMMEDIATELY AND CONSULT A REEL DOCTOR.....I MEAN A REAL DOCTOR

[FLATLINER]

You need to add to your disclaimer that if an 8 hour erection occurs, you need to stop also.

Probably the best disclaimer in pharmaceutical history by the makers of V.I.A.G.R.A (edited so I dont get *****) (we can't even say that on here now? What, thinking about an erection is BAD?) that has ever been presented in print or on TV. This should put your paypal account WAAAAAY up there.


In all seriousness, I followed Dr. Box's orders and it was nice not being in the tank all day! Get a little queezy, slap on the Ipod and it goes away!!

[liv2fish20]

LOL!!!

[WAHOONBOX]

SO FAR THERE IS A LOT OF CHEATING GOING ON HERE....PAYPAL ACCOUNT IS EMPTY!

[EMTAE]

The best cure is if you cant take it don't go but if you must go get a one pound bag of ginger snap cookies there around 2.99 a pound.

[WAHOONBOX]

ANY THING WITH THE GINGER EXTRACT SEEMS TO BE A GREAT HELP .....START WITH THE GINGER ITEMS AT LEAST TWO DAYS IN ADVANCE...

CUSTOM OFFSHORE GINGER BREAD HOUSES AVAILABLE UPON ADVANCE REQUEST

[Bodie]

what about a skanky girl named Ginger does that count???

[saltwaterbucks]

I got a suggestion Box................. to pad your bank account........... IPOD rental on the RunOff............... have extras on board.............. keep them hid till someone is bad sick................ trust me YOU WILL BE RICH !!!!


They will be PRICELESS lol !!!!

[aloop]

I tried everything but the best thing is sleep, if you don't get enough sleep the 1st night and blow chunks the next day you will sleep that night! I tried pills, the wrist bands, crackers and even tried to keep myself busy and even tried gum (helps with the inner ear balance.) The only thing I yet to try is jumping in the water or showering down with the deck hose, I was told if you feel nauseous or get heated, jumping in will cure you instantly!