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Old 08-26-2008, 04:29 PM   #11
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Get in the kitchen and cook me dinner bitch. I will be home at 5:00 PM sharp!
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Old 08-26-2008, 04:40 PM   #12
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lol hahahah

i will be there.. 5pm sharp.
I must admit, you are a good sport. This is some funny shit.
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Old 09-14-2008, 08:12 PM   #13
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Get in the kitchen and cook me dinner bitch. I will be home at 5:00 PM sharp!
Oh my ....

Now that is some funny chit
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Old 09-14-2008, 09:09 PM   #14
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Old 09-14-2008, 10:08 PM   #15
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I hurt my index finger ....can you weed the flower beds next week? there is pond next to me with a 5 lb bass ruling the duck weedI have the rapala and rod. He is a sucker for the f7come on down and bring that sportfishingusa bit*ch with you. dinner @ 5:00 sharpe

I allready have friends so don't think otherwise
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Old 09-15-2008, 11:53 AM   #16
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Old 09-15-2008, 12:06 PM   #17
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i am currently selling myself to anyone who needs a fishing partner, friend, mate, boat cleaner, cook, bbqer, cocktail maker....

you provide the platform and i provide the professionalism.. i work for the opportunity to fish and that is your payment to me..

i am a clean cut white boy with plenty of time on the water.. i can rig just about anything and if i cant do it i will sure as heck figure it out or you can sponsor to send me to school with the masta EL BOXO and i can learn more and more just for you and your crew.

if anyone wants to purchase this i offer several day and night along with week long packages for anything....

let me know i am ready to rumble..

just tired of seeing all these beautiful sportfishes with people on em fishing for free because they are friends.. man i will be your friend.. and work my azz off.. leave the mate at home. lol i am here.. at your service!!
If you get a set of implants, put some lipstick on, and wear a mophead, i ll hire you.
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Old 09-15-2008, 12:29 PM   #18
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If you get a set of implants, put some lipstick on, and wear a mophead, i ll hire you.

lol haha

and the joke goes on..
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Old 09-15-2008, 12:46 PM   #19
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ummm, I can sea this thread going down the shitter reel quick
Nice prognosticating there Randy!!!!

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If you get a set of implants, put some lipstick on, and wear a mophead, i ll hire you.
Wow lowtide...your not setting the bar very high are you?
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Old 09-15-2008, 01:24 PM   #20
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Nice prognosticating there Randy!!!!



Wow lowtide...your not setting the bar very high are you?
After throwing a six pack down my throat and freebasing a couple of 8 balls, he'll look like a prom queen to me.
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