INCREDIBLE SUPERBAR SALE!

[Captain Fred Archer]

No bones about, we are running this special at what are, for us at least and what it costs us to build exceptional spreaderbars, ridiculous prices that you can't even buy bars from us and build yourself for one reason - WE WANT TO HOOK YOU ON SUPERBARS! So, none of that "we are the best" bullshit that you get from others. We are confident that once you run our bars, you will be hooked and will be coming back for more. In order to make this easy for you, we are putting our money where our mouths are and selling two selections of our most popular SuperBars at prices that HURT!

'Nuff said. Except that these are the first and last specials ever on our bars, they will be over soon and we will never repeat this sort of thing again.