PV Garbage Can Fantasy Slam

gringofrijolero · 10-29-2009, 02:29 PM

Chunking, bridling, trolling, drifting, kites, balloons, jigs, lures, plastics, ballyhoo, daisy chains, Rapalas, Marauders, flouro, mono, wire, gyro binocs, sunburns, dockgirl sacrifice, head scratching, yelling, hairpulling, drinking, smoking, sighing, slumping, done.

Seems like we have tried everything in the last few days to coax a miracle into our plush pescatorial platform. Final numbers definitely do not reflect the time, money, dedication, and lost sleep of our humble crew. Yes we caught tuna, yes we caught dorado, yes we caught sea turds( sailfish to you ballyhoo riggers).

The marlin seem to be on hiatus, the cows have gone to greener pastures and much like the nomadic tribes of long ago we too shall soon roll up our teepees, kiss the squaws goodbye and go search for the proverbial last buffalo. I love you PV, its been a great ten years of undeniably unreal angling. But WTF happened? Where did you go honey? Was it something I said, something i did? I swear I didnt mean it.

Panama was just a fling baby, The east coast was just business, I was drunk, it didnt mean anything. Sure I may have dipped my bait in a few bass ponds shnookums but you know you are the one for me, who understands me, my needs.

Lets work it out, I know we can. We cant just throw away ten beautiful years like nothing. Come back to daddy beautiful and I promise I wont dip my line anywhere else. I only have hooks for you. All the others were just to keeep me in form for you. Im begging you, down on one scraped up, salty knee. (whimper, whimper, sigh).

No! Dont do it! Oh you did! So thats it? Fine then. Ill take it. One jack crevalle, one rainbow runner, one flag cabrilla, a real feisty skipjack, and a scaly slap in the face, the Puerto Vallarta Garbage Can Slam. Thanks for nothing you little slut, next time just kick me in the nuts. I hate you. I hate you bitch. You're nothing to me, we 're done.

I didnt mean it. I still love you. Take me back, take me baaaaaaaaaacccccckkkkkkkk!!!!!

Franticpace · 10-29-2009, 02:42 PM

Maybe you need a bigger boat

Capt Josh · 10-29-2009, 03:25 PM

Happy B-Day Benjii...

I see you got yourself a mid-life crisis for your birthday!

¡Feliz cumpleaños amigo!

36 and going strong!!!!

Bogart · 10-29-2009, 04:53 PM

Happy B-day Benji.

Love em all.

Squidnation · 10-29-2009, 05:05 PM

happy Birthday Benji - Damn nice prose - Did you steel Josh's pen for a day

SteveD · 10-29-2009, 07:08 PM

happy birthday volume shop

gottaflylee · 10-29-2009, 08:01 PM

Happy Birthday Benjii...now go out and get you some...just stay out of the Garbage...

SeaBiscuit · 10-29-2009, 08:17 PM

Happy birthday Ben and thanks for the great write up. Seen glimpses of this talent of yours before but never in a full chapter manner. Good stuff!
SeaBiscuit

gringofrijolero · 10-29-2009, 09:19 PM

Thanks guys for the birthday cheer. Ill try and post a little more often, if I can ever weed thru all of steve d's tackle.

Franticpace · 10-29-2009, 11:17 PM

Missed the part where you said it was your bday. Happy Birthday, where is the party?

10-29-2009, 02:29 PM	#1
gringofrijolero Master Baiter Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Punta de Mita Nayarit, Mex Posts: 45 Credits: 618.3 Boat: Salty and ? Home Port: Marina Riviera, La Cruz Best Catch: Cold modelo all the way from the cockpit to the tower in Maximo	PV Garbage Can Fantasy Slam Chunking, bridling, trolling, drifting, kites, balloons, jigs, lures, plastics, ballyhoo, daisy chains, Rapalas, Marauders, flouro, mono, wire, gyro binocs, sunburns, dockgirl sacrifice, head scratching, yelling, hairpulling, drinking, smoking, sighing, slumping, done. Seems like we have tried everything in the last few days to coax a miracle into our plush pescatorial platform. Final numbers definitely do not reflect the time, money, dedication, and lost sleep of our humble crew. Yes we caught tuna, yes we caught dorado, yes we caught sea turds( sailfish to you ballyhoo riggers). The marlin seem to be on hiatus, the cows have gone to greener pastures and much like the nomadic tribes of long ago we too shall soon roll up our teepees, kiss the squaws goodbye and go search for the proverbial last buffalo. I love you PV, its been a great ten years of undeniably unreal angling. But WTF happened? Where did you go honey? Was it something I said, something i did? I swear I didnt mean it. Panama was just a fling baby, The east coast was just business, I was drunk, it didnt mean anything. Sure I may have dipped my bait in a few bass ponds shnookums but you know you are the one for me, who understands me, my needs. Lets work it out, I know we can. We cant just throw away ten beautiful years like nothing. Come back to daddy beautiful and I promise I wont dip my line anywhere else. I only have hooks for you. All the others were just to keeep me in form for you. Im begging you, down on one scraped up, salty knee. (whimper, whimper, sigh). No! Dont do it! Oh you did! So thats it? Fine then. Ill take it. One jack crevalle, one rainbow runner, one flag cabrilla, a real feisty skipjack, and a scaly slap in the face, the Puerto Vallarta Garbage Can Slam. Thanks for nothing you little slut, next time just kick me in the nuts. I hate you. I hate you bitch. You're nothing to me, we 're done. I didnt mean it. I still love you. Take me back, take me baaaaaaaaaacccccckkkkkkkk!!!!!

10-29-2009, 03:25 PM	#3
Capt Josh I think Admin is going to let me have this space Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Puerto Vallarta, Mexico Posts: 1,463 Credits: 28,075.5 Occupation: Making Dreams Come True...One Massive Detonation At A Time!!!	Happy B-Day Benjii... I see you got yourself a mid-life crisis for your birthday! ¡Feliz cumpleaños amigo! 36 and going strong!!!! __________________ Capt Josh Temple Puerto Vallarta, Mexico & Beyond 63 Weaver "SALTY" 57 Dean Johnson "MAXIMO" 40 Cabo Express "CONQUISTADOR" www.primetimeadv.com captjosh@mac.com

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10-29-2009, 02:42 PM	#2
Franticpace I just got squirted with ballyhoo poop Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Puerta Vallarta mostly Posts: 42 Credits: 564.7 Boat: Frantic Pace Home Port: Miami	Maybe you need a bigger boat

10-29-2009, 04:53 PM	#4
Bogart Yep, your gonna need stitches Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 88 Credits: 1,837.0	Happy B-day Benji. Love em all.

10-29-2009, 07:08 PM	#6
SteveD Gunnel hugger Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 14 Credits: 403.9	happy birthday volume shop

10-29-2009, 08:17 PM	#8
SeaBiscuit I think Admin is going to let me have this space Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Wilmington NC Posts: 4,047 Credits: 13,508.3	Happy birthday Ben and thanks for the great write up. Seen glimpses of this talent of yours before but never in a full chapter manner. Good stuff! SeaBiscuit

10-29-2009, 09:19 PM	#9
gringofrijolero Master Baiter Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Punta de Mita Nayarit, Mex Posts: 45 Credits: 618.3 Boat: Salty and ? Home Port: Marina Riviera, La Cruz Best Catch: Cold modelo all the way from the cockpit to the tower in Maximo	Thanks guys for the birthday cheer. Ill try and post a little more often, if I can ever weed thru all of steve d's tackle.

10-29-2009, 11:17 PM	#10
Franticpace I just got squirted with ballyhoo poop Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Puerta Vallarta mostly Posts: 42 Credits: 564.7 Boat: Frantic Pace Home Port: Miami	Missed the part where you said it was your bday. Happy Birthday, where is the party?