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Chunking, bridling, trolling, drifting, kites, balloons, jigs, lures, plastics, ballyhoo, daisy chains, Rapalas, Marauders, flouro, mono, wire, gyro binocs, sunburns, dockgirl sacrifice, head scratching, yelling, hairpulling, drinking, smoking, sighing, slumping, done.
Seems like we have tried everything in the last few days to coax a miracle into our plush pescatorial platform. Final numbers definitely do not reflect the time, money, dedication, and lost sleep of our humble crew. Yes we caught tuna, yes we caught dorado, yes we caught sea turds( sailfish to you ballyhoo riggers).
The marlin seem to be on hiatus, the cows have gone to greener pastures and much like the nomadic tribes of long ago we too shall soon roll up our teepees, kiss the squaws goodbye and go search for the proverbial last buffalo. I love you PV, its been a great ten years of undeniably unreal angling. But WTF happened? Where did you go honey? Was it something I said, something i did? I swear I didnt mean it.
Panama was just a fling baby, The east coast was just business, I was drunk, it didnt mean anything. Sure I may have dipped my bait in a few bass ponds shnookums but you know you are the one for me, who understands me, my needs.
Lets work it out, I know we can. We cant just throw away ten beautiful years like nothing. Come back to daddy beautiful and I promise I wont dip my line anywhere else. I only have hooks for you. All the others were just to keeep me in form for you. Im begging you, down on one scraped up, salty knee. (whimper, whimper, sigh).
No! Dont do it! Oh you did! So thats it? Fine then. Ill take it. One jack crevalle, one rainbow runner, one flag cabrilla, a real feisty skipjack, and a scaly slap in the face, the Puerto Vallarta Garbage Can Slam. Thanks for nothing you little slut, next time just kick me in the nuts. I hate you. I hate you *****. You're nothing to me, we 're done.
I didnt mean it. I still love you. Take me back, take me baaaaaaaaaacccccckkkkkkkk!!!!!
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