Nat Geo's Got NOTHING On This!

[gman]

Gman,

Maybe Josh will let you give some jigging lessons to those girls.

Right now that would be a bad place for Mr Gman ... the madness would increase exponentially LMAO

But hey Im down for a little jiggin'

[Capt Josh]

Dude!! Im absolutely appalled that you would even post a picture of any fish in that thread LMAO a couple of notes

First .. Dont know who she is but she is freakin perfect



Second ... Is she posing sexy with fish blood running down her legs, if so that is insane and unfair



Third and finally .... how do you get this job on the boat WTF I can fish but would be willin as much as it would kill me to give up the rod for this duty all day

Her name is Vanessa, and YES, she is outstanding, on MANY levels!

YES, that is dorado blood running down her leg.

Finally, you have to be of VERY special caliper to handle this position. Many have tried, most have failed.

[Capt Josh]

Definitely worth the wait. Great Pics Josh. Good luck in Cocos. Does that mean we will be seeing you on Offshore Adventures>

Offshore Adventures is kaput. We're doing a new show for Nat Geo, but more on that later. We are going to take offshore television to the next level - Fischer's crew are amongst the best in the production business and we all know what we add to the equation. I think we have a really, really great team going forward. Lord only knows where we go from here!

Well i guess next stop is Cocos...then who knows!

[gringofrijolero]

I know it really looks like we are having the time of our lives everyday out there but looks can be deceiving. This job is an endless battery of grueling tasks which we as the crew are forced to withstand and complete with nary a please or a thank you. I long to hear that " Thank you Ben for slathering me with coconut oil" or " Hey, I really appreciate you helping me straighten my G string out " but no, we continue on thanklessly laboring for the sport we all love. Sure, we get to catch fish that others only dream of, and travel to exotic destinations with equally exotic women but besides that, the joys in our salty lives are sparse. Blowout parties, decadent meals, blasphemous concoctions of late nights, fast women and our old friend Bacardi Anejo, endless supplys of Pelagic Gear, Vip treatment at our local watering holes, crew trips with a few female witnesses. No, no, its really not the glamourous lifestyle that is portrayed in these recounts of our daily grind. If you dont believe me, just look at the beaten down, sullen look on my face as I am forced to pose yet once more with beautiful bikini clad women on either side(sisters no less) to chronicle our hard earned catch(I think that is a dorado). Man, the horrors I am forced to withstand on a daily basis so our fellow anglers can catch a glimpse of "paradise". Im so distraught I think Im going to march right up to JT and tell him " Are you f*&%ing kidding me? am I dreaming? thanks bro, I dont know where Id rather be!" When does Ujena start anyway?

Dude!! Im absolutely appalled that you would even post a picture of any fish in that thread LMAO a couple of notes

First .. Dont know who she is but she is freakin perfect



Second ... Is she posing sexy with fish blood running down her legs, if so that is insane and unfair



Third and finally .... how do you get this job on the boat WTF I can fish but would be willin as much as it would kill me to give up the rod for this duty all day

[mozza]

WOW another great report Bro.

Vanessa is very peow peow

[Captcrafton]

Hey JT, you need a relief Captain? Things are slow here in SC and it looks like you might be in need of some down time. I'll be more than happy to help out while you are out of town if need be.

[gman]

Many have tried, most have failed.

Somehow bro failing never seems so sweet hahahaahha

[Wound Up James]

This job is an endless battery of grueling tasks which we as the crew are forced to withstand and complete with nary a please or a thank you. I long to hear that " Thank you Ben for slathering me with coconut oil" or " Hey, I really appreciate you helping me straighten my G string out " but no, we continue on thanklessly laboring for the sport we all love......

... 'cause the next thing you know your out of water and JT's coming out of the cabin wondering..." Who the f@ck sh*t in the master head !!"....

[Squidnation]

Her name is Vanessa, and YES, she is outstanding, on MANY levels!

YES, that is dorado blood running down her leg.

Finally, you have to be of VERY special caliper to handle this position. Many have tried, most have failed.

Josh - Isn't that my Don Julio girl from Ugeni. I kept wanting to say no but how could anyone say no to her

[Capt Josh]

Josh - Isn't that my Don Julio girl from Ugeni. I kept wanting to say no but how could anyone say no to her

That would be the one Bill!