**** 11-27-2011 ** ****** REEL HUNTIN ADVENTURES BY Ripp ****** Man what a week we had. i got messed up so bad dis year with Bow Season, Youth Season & dat early muzzle loader season. openin weekend didn't even seem like it was da openin. didn't make openin weekend of youth season cuz i taught it would be da next weekend, WRONG DARE. me and Buck-A-Roo did make da next weekend and had a nice lil 6 pointer come out on us and he never could get it in da scope, we all so had a couple of does but he didn't shot at any of dem either. now i come up on Thursday before da openin with a Hurt Back and a Bad Knee, my Good knee is bad now. Big Craig started a Big room-me shootin house dat he towed up on Thursday and i couldn't even help him do anyting on it, it come out really nice to, all self cured plywoood and lumber, all deck screws and he even put self cured paint on it. da shape me and him is in we will never see da end of dat ting, he got a bad shoulder dat he goin get cut on right after new years. i never made any plans for my knee yet. now da shootin house is ready for next weekend when he comes back up, he built it on a trailer for now so he can move it around where ever he sees fit. taught he might be able to use it dis weekend but time run out on us. Big Dog, Buck-A-Roo, Lil Craig and Dante came up Tuesday evenin before Thanksgivein and all da women came up Wednesday, we had 19 bodies in da house for 5 nights and let me told y'all we put away some FOOD & Adult Cold Drinks. now speakin for my self i was beat down, 10:30 or a lil later to bed and 4 o'clock up and at it again with all dem Adult cold drinks inbetween just beat me down into da ground, you just can't beat Youth, dem young boys can drink some adult drinks. now we had 18 hunters openin mornin and da skinin rack stayed dry, dry i say, never saw dat before on openin mornin. i tink dey blood trailed a few does but none was brought back to da camp. now Big Craig killed a reel good Deer, a 230 pound 8 pointer with a 16 inch inside spread along with a couple of does and he all so killed a pie-ball deer, about 80 per cent white. i tink his week was good, when we wasn't huntin Big Dog and Lil Craig stayed on da pit or da Coon-Ass deep fryer. dey like to kill me with dem frickin Hot wings, 2 days dat stayed in my throat, oh yea, father-in-law we made dis batch just for you, dey Burn goin down and dey Burn goin out. da kids rode da 4 wheeler and da Golf Cart for days. i had 2 grandkids with me for a few hunts and let me told y'all dats a chore right dare tryin to keep all dare body parts inside da shootin house, i taught by takein 2 of dem i could have each of dem look on each a side and Paw-Paw might be able to catch a nap, WRONG. right when it gets right it don't fail one or both of dem got to pee. now i told Layla one evenin while we was walkin in if she didn't mind to turn around and step on dat one branch cuz for da 1st. 100 yards she never missed a branch. da grand-kids never could get a shoot on any Deer but Jade did shoot one evenin at a Doe, a nice lil Buck walked out on us but she couldn't see it in da scope den a Doe walked out and she told me she could see it but i never found any blood after da shot. now we woke up with rain yesterday mornin so yesterday evenin we got to sling a lil mud on our way to da stand and Layla liked dat, we was slippin and slidein goin in. we saw 3 does on our way in and 2 on stand but once again we couldn't get a shot. now me and Buck hunted Wednesday mornin at a nice high white horned 8 pointer with about a 15 to 16 inside spread came within 35 yards from us and stood broad-side for about 5 seconds and Buck couldn't see him in da scope, man i wanted to pull dat gun from his hands so bad and shoot da ting Dead but he would have told his Maw-Maw dat i wouldn't let him shoot and dat could have been bad for Paw-Paw. now we had a good supper on Friday night and about half da crew got Dem Shits and Throwin up a lil later doin da night and again last night Saturday we had a good supper once again and da rest of us got Dem Shits and Throwin up, it hit Big Craig about 9:30 and it hit me like a freight train about 10:30 and it hit Scoot and Jade a lil later and right now its 6:40 and i'am still hurtin, my sides feel like somebody been beatin on me. i never done a dam ting today, i wasn't far from da toilt room and da sofa. i can tell y'all dis, it was very ugly around here for about 24 hours. we got 3 tolit rooms and it wasn't enough, you could hear strange sounds comein from all directions. we was shittin in da yard like da deer and cows. man don't even tink about passin a fart, if you taught you needed to fart you better have your pants down around your knees. now a lot of people out dare will make a face when dey read dat about da yard but we couldn't make it to da woods and besides it was rainin like a cow pissin on a flat rock so we was gettin our backside washed as we was turnin it a loose, man what a rough night i passed along with today, i just ate my 1st. ting for da day and it was a bowl of Grits. Big Craig, Karry, Jade, Scott and da kids went home today but me and Maw-Maw couldn't make it so we gonna head back in da mornin. now you talk about makein Memories, we got some dis last week dat we will take to da grave with us, dem Grand-kids will be talkin about dare Maw-Maws and Paw-Paws for a while. even if its about dem old forts shittin in da yard like dem Deer and Cows its still a memory. gotta love it. Da Rippulator** 11-16-2011 ** ****** REEL FISHIN ADVENTURES BY Ripp ****** On my way down to Joe's dis mornin to drink coffee with da mornin crew i noticed all da black top was dry and it was 75 degrees which is Great for Nov. 16th. and i new we could have pulled dis mornin off with another good fishin trip but let me told y'all, looka here dem weather men and women screwed us up someting terrible dis mornin, wasn't bad enough dey was givein plenty rain for yesterday most of da day and we got none, all most made my crew cancle yesterday. now dey pushed it back till last night and dis mornin and right now at 6:45 da roads here a bone dry. my crew called and CANCLED dare trip for dis mornin cuz of da weather and i tried to convince dem we could get our fishin done early but dey was scare of da weather cuz for 2 days dey been givein rough weather with plenty wind and rain and we seen none so far. my crew was scared dat by knot gettin da bad weather dey was givein for da last 2 days dat dey might be right and we get it all dis mornin. i tried to tell dem dat da fish don't care cuz dey allready wet and at 75 degrees if you did get a lil wet under your rain gear it wouldn't be bad at all plus we been fishin close by some camps dat we could run to if we needed. da Nats was so bad on us we had to use spray and skin so soft to slow dem down, now if da Nats is eatin you a new ass hole you know da wind isn't blowin. right now we have less wind den we did yesterday mornin, i do hear a lil thunder every now and den and been hearin dat since about 5 am but No Rain yet. well i guess it is what it is. Da Rippulator


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