**** 8-28-2011 ** ****** REEL FISHIN ADVENTURES BY Ripp ****** Yea, it was another disaster for us today, a lil better den yesterday but i still want to Thank Mr. Dixon, Pat & Jane for hangin in dare with me on another Bad day of marsh fishin. dey was ready and waitin on me again dis mornin and when i backed da boat down da flag was straight down. i done my lil ting in da boat before da Marina opened, fixed as few lines and cleaned up some. when da Marina opened i got my stuff for da day and sat in dare and had a cup of coffee and shot da **** like we do every mornin. can't wait till tomorrow cuz i tink with all da Great minds dat was in dare drinkin coffee da World will be a better place to live for all of us startin tomorrow. its now time to go and pick up my crew so off i go and when i got about half way to da boat i could feel dat wind hittin me. it looked like it had pulled a lil more to da North and when we got in open water it had pulled more to da North. i new right where i wanted to start but when we got dare da waves was pretty big but we tried anyway, knot much of nothin on our 1st. stop. now we crossed over to da other side and it was much calmer dare but like our 1st. stop dey had no keeper fish. now we tryin with dead shrimp under a slidein sinker. our hole crew from da marina was pretty much out on charters dis mornin so we was back and forth on da phone and got da call dat one boat was catchin some nice reds and we wasn't far from dem at all, told my crew to reel up cuz we headed right back to where we left from, YEA, dey tinked i got a screw loose. now let me told y'all dat we got about 25 yards from da boat catchin dem redfish and we couldn't catch a frickin cold, now we all watched him use his net to many times and we couldn't even get our net wet. at dis point i was hopein one of my crew hooked da net with dare bait and slung it over board so we could say we got our net wet to. well i took about all i could stand of dat **** den i eased up in front of dem about 25 yards and had da same results, NOTHIN. Kory Joe came get right where i left from and he caught nothin so i felt a lil bit better about dat. den Lil Craig came got in front of me and caught NOTHIN. now i tink i'am gonna vote dat Man for Fisherman of da year, dats right its dat dam Hebert Boy ( Jody Sr. ) and his brother Chet, oh yea, dey was laughin at us, knot to our face but as soon as dey would turn around when dey taught we couldn't see dem i could see dem crack dat **** eatin grin. oh yea, go head Jody just hole da net in your hand, don't put it down cuz you know you gonna need it in a minute. why don't you just wave it at us and you know you ain't got to raise it dat high for us to see cuz we 75 feet from you. dem 2 dudes is like a Huge Over Sized Hoover Vacuum Cleaner, dey suck up anyting in dare path. da only chance you got when you around dem is if dey pop a line and you luck-key enough to hook it by mistake. now dey was Laughin at us 75 feet away so you can imagine what dey was doin by da skinnin table at 9 am drinkin cold beer. what you say, you know we was called some names i can't put up on dis here screen. oh yea, my ears was ringin, matter of fact i still got a frickin head-ache from my ears ringin so much. oh yea, sure it was another good day of marsh fishin if you would have been in dare boats cuz den you would have been laughin and cuttin up and catchin fish. man i got to get off dis hear machine cuz smoke is comein from it or me, right now i can't really tell. Man of da year, dat has a good ring to it, i like dat, yea it would be better if dey was talkin about you and knot somebody else, Hey Hey, nobody asked for your 2 cent. OK, like all ways your Bait works best when its wet so throw it over board. Da Rippulator

** 8-27-2011** ****** REEL FISHIN ADVENTURES BY Ripp ****** Man dat was a BAD day of fishin for me, we tried everyting but Dynamite. we went so many places and i throwed dat dam spear so many times my left arm looks like one of dem body builders arms. i want to Thank Dixon B. and guest for fishin with me today and again tomorrow. now when i picked my crew up dat North wind was blowin pretty hard but my crew was game for anyting, let me told y'all we tried all depths of water, shallow, deep, in between deep and shallow. ****, we even tried in da rocks and da grass, nothin but trouble in both of dem, grass in one and heavy rocks in da other. did get a good bit of grass back to da boat but we never landed a Rock. we tried dead crabs under a slidein sinker, we tried dead shrimp under a slidein sinker, we tried gold spoons. its a Puzzle to me, its a mystery to me, i'am talkin about how dem fish can disappear from one day to da next, if i could figure dat out i might be able to write a book or someting. No No, we knot suppose to see any days like dis in August. dis year has throwed us for a loop, everyting is really late and off its pace, Mother Nature is once again showin us why she is Da Boss. now my crew could fish, man could dey fish and i still couldn't put dem on any amount of good fish, oh yea dey got plenty of Lady Fish, crockers and Bait Steelers and small redfish out dare. now at dis point of da game, late Fifth Quarter, all i could ask for or tink about was a better day tomorrow cuz da wind might lay down or change directions dis way i can show dem how quick it can change for BAD BAD to Better. we passed lots and lots of water under dat boat and made many many stops. it was a late late day for me but i had to try and put enough fish in da boat for dare supper. OK, i done all da damage i could do on da water and just about all i can on dis here machine so i'am signin off. Da Rippulator


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