Hey Fellas...things are in full swing...took the boat out east for the first time last week..great to be bac out there..I let out my spread, checed out my gear, etc just to make sure I was ready for Charlie to arrive. Anyway, thought I'd mention something I saw out there..I'm sure you guys have run into similar situations before but given I had my young son on board, my encounter proved somewhat disturbing (and funny at the same time). I let the little fella try out the Binocs and he quickly zoomed in on another smaller vessel that was maybe 100 yards away.."Dad, they're fighting"he says..I grab the binocs and to my dismay, there's a dude porkin his wife/gf/etc over the center console..flat out bendin her over..."Shit" I say to myself and explained to my son that they were playing "leap frog"..hey, I'm all for fornication offshore, but when ya see another boat somewhat close, its time to zippe up and take the blue balls like a man...anyone else ever have a similar encounter? funny stuff for sure, glad my son is young and gullible enough to believe my cover-up story....
I had a woman as a stern person years ago & as the day wore on she started taking more clothes off,nothing hotter than a woman in Grunden's & more I keep checking her out between haulin temptation over took & yes we did it over the bait box!I did make sure there weren't boats around & we have so many islands around nobody saw,one of my better days lobsterin!
I work on a boat that runs a maritime based day camp for kids, and one day with a boat load of about twenty five 9-15 year old kids we passed a guy sunbathing nude on his jet ski. You'd think if someone was going to sunbathe naked, or do the bump da bump out on their boat, they'd at least go someplace without a lot of boat traffic. The jet ski guy was literally sitting right over our flounder numbers less than a mile off the beach. Needless to say, we received a handful of phone calls that night from parents.
Palawanbound, I hear ya on the girls in Grundens thing. We once had a bachelorette party on the boat I work on, and towards the end of the night, the girls asked to play dress up in my foul weather gear. We don't usually do any night cruises, usually just fishing, so this was a nice change of pace. And 20 girls in their late 20's running around in Grundens was a lot different than 15 middle aged overweight men catching ground fish all day.
Back in my twenties,I was scallop diving the weather really sucked but I had a hotspot & I really wanted to go so I talked my first wife into going.I think I made it to my third tank & she started teasin well I will say it was probably the fastest I ever got out of a dry suit!We went down in the cabin & took care of things,I made it through the 3rd tank & that was about all I had left,till we got home!I didn't have to worry about anyone seeing us,no one else was stupid enough to be out there.In my defense I did fill the bucket with scallops so it was a real good day!
P.S. My now ex-wife wouldn't give me the time a day let alone a cabin call!
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