This one's for Hedge Hog....

[fshsltwtr]

1. hedge hog

To attempt (and/or to accomplish) self-felattio (also used as a gerund)

I came home early and saw my son and all his friends hedge hogging by the pool. They said, "It isn't gay if you suck your own dick."



...thank you urban dictionary

[mahi714]

wow. pools open already?!

[hedgehog11]

hey fshsltwtr i wouldnt tell everyone that ur kid and friends smoke theyre own pole.

[fshsltwtr]

yeah, i guess how that could have been read that way. thank god i don't have kids