You might be a Tea Bagger if...

[longfisher]

You might be a Tea Bagger if:

1. You hate science and the corrupt scientists who manufacture data in nefarious schemes

2. You think global warming is a hoax

3. You think there are hundreds of Nobel Peace Prize-winning scientists who believe in Intelligent Design

4. You think Social Security, Medicare and "big government" are mutually-exclusive

5. You think God is an evangelical Christian conservative

6. You think Elvis was born in August

7. You think the "Soviet Union" remains one of America's biggest threats

8. You can see the "Soviet Union," or Russia, from your backyard

9. You think Paul Revere is famous for warning the British

10. You think the historic "Shot Heard Round the World" took place in New Hampshire

11. You think John Wayne Gacy was a rugged movie star

12. You think John Wayne was a serial killer

13. You think homosexuals can be "cured" by Marcus Bachmann

14. You think Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke has committed "treason"

15. You think there are "Death Panels" consisting of evil doctors who will kill old people

16. You think Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity tell the truth and that Fox News is fair and balanced

17. You think governors who advocate their state's secession from the Union would make great presidents of the United States.

18. You think that African American males like President Obama benefit more by government assistance than those hard-workin' white folks

19. You think President Obama is an illegal alien

20. You think Michele Bachmann really worked for the IRS just to get inside to better understand the enemy

21. You think the Founding Fathers abolished slavery

22. You love America but scowl when your opponents exercise the very Democratic principles which make it great, like free speech; separation of church and state; a free and open press; freedom of religion; checks and balances; freedom from persecution; and civil rights for all

23. And most of all, unlike your founding Tea Party brethren 238 years ago, you think "No taxation without representation" really just means "No taxation."

[SKULL & BONES]

Your "Copy & Paste" skills are most impressive.

Let's debate.

[Avenger]

Good to see you back, Mr. BONES.

The entertainment should be picking up around here.

[marine4003]

i dont get it...when will folks realize the problem isnt dem/rep//conservative/liberal..ford/chevy its the USA,starting with the House and Senate all the way down to this forum..who gives a crap whos to blame ,who cares what and who caused this mess...
lets fix it unified..
shits getting old..

[seapower]

the old saying goes, "a bitchin' sailor, is a happy sailor". If that's true, there's a few on here that are estatic!!!!!!! Frank

[gottaflylee]

i dont get it...when will folks realize the problem isnt dem/rep//conservative/liberal..ford/chevy its the USA,starting with the House and Senate all the way down to this forum..who gives a crap whos to blame ,who cares what and who caused this mess...
lets fix it unified..
shits getting old..

Where is my "LIKE" button!

[SKULL & BONES]

i dont get it...when will folks realize the problem isnt dem/rep//conservative/liberal..ford/chevy its the USA,starting with the House and Senate all the way down to this forum..who gives a crap whos to blame ,who cares what and who caused this mess...
lets fix it unified..
shits getting old..

A scholar indeed! One of the most intelligent posts on here...

If you think the "right" will fix the doings of the "left"... you're an idiot. It's that simple.

The issue we are dealing with is the establishment of government (left and right)... and those who actually run the show. Guess what? It isn't Obama, nor is it Bush. Same circus, different clowns. Change the circus and then you'll see a difference. Right Left Paradigm is the oldest shellgame on the books.

[Curmudgeon]

America is like a healthy body and its resistance is three-fold: It's patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within.

The author? Josef Stalin!

Liberals and progressives understand how this works, conservatives better figure it out before it's too late ...

[Fast Forward]

I thought it was when you have a set in your mouth.

[longfisher]

the old saying goes, "a bitchin' sailor, is a happy sailor". If that's true, there's a few on here that are estatic!!!!!!! Frank

Or, a bored sailor, huh, Frank?

Anyway, that's a real funny, Frank.

Thanks.

Now, back "Our Jewish Problem", shall we?

LF