Are you a: Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

[Cardinal Joe]

Are you a: Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?


Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question:


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a 40 caliber Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN




Democrat's Answer:

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day, and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:

BANG!!!

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Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?'

Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"

Wife: "You're not takin' that to the Taxidermist

[Redfish44]

I take it you're a very proud yankee arse Republican.

[joeksr]

Guess I'm a southerner born and drug up in the north.

[floridadeckie]

two in the chest, one in the head. then empty the clip to even things out

[clt_capt]

Southerner's Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

BANG! Click

Actually a Southerner knows that the Glock 40 has a 15 round clip - No self respecting Southerner is going to go through the Concealed Carry class and carry a half full clip...

[ejstenger]

Yankee by birth, (IOWA),Southern by choice.

[Gettinwet]

i would have let the boy do it so i know he can hit something

[GALAZIO]

Actually a Southerner knows that the Glock 40 has a 15 round clip - No self respecting Southerner is going to go through the Concealed Carry class and carry a half full clip...

They are the "Brady Bill" magazines that only held 10 rounds. Any tactical shooter practices a download -1 theory. So there's your 9 (but then again, who carried the smaller mags when the full 15 rd mags could be bought at any gun show).

Nothing more than more democratic wasteful programs.

[phrog46]

Southern by birth, if not it would have been by choice

[OffTheHookB&T]

I guess this Jersey boys a Southerener