YOU CAN HAVE IT ALL IN LIFE

[worldcat lemon]

A buddy of mine came to work the other day and said he played Powerball and hit the jackpot........$87 million dollars. He said "I've never won anything in my life".

He said "you know that beautiful Hindu woman down in HR?" I said "yes". He said "well, I have been intersted in her for 2 years, but I have been afraid to ask her out. Now that I am on a lucky streak I'm going to ask her out today". He came back about 15 minutes later and said "she said yes that she would go out to dinner with me and she has been waiting for me to ask her out. How much luckier could I get?"

He called me the next day and I asked how his date went and he said "you are never going to believe this. We had a great time at dinner, we danced, and later she came back to my place where we made love all night and it was incredible!" I said "man that's amazing! How much luckier could a guy be?" He said "well, that ain't all. You know that red dot on her forehead?" I said "yes". He said " well, while we were making love I scratched it off and won another $50,000"!!!!!

Now that boys is one lucky guy!!!!!!!

[NY Bearhunter]

ITS ALWAYS GOOD TO HAVE A LAUGH...