WTF!! A Monday Rant

[Nimrod]

I think I had Randy's Expedition customer come in for service years ago. Back then it was an Acura Integra. Absolutely jammed packed with old newspapers! A person could hardly fit into the driver's seat. WTF? WHY???

My guys refused to work on it and I sent the guy away. He came back some time later and had cleared out the front of the vehicle but the rear was still filled with decaying newspapers. Whacko....

Then there was Mrs. La-Dee-Da at the Jaguar dealer. She came in bitching that her Vanden Plas smelled foul and that we were to take care of it under warranty. A porter brought the car around and had me inspect it - FOUL was right. Smelled like rotten sour milk. Well that's what it was - turns out Mrs. La-Dee-Da's extra-mocha-decaf-frappa-latte had spilled on the plush carpets and soaked into the padding below. She had not bothered to clean it up and after a couple of weeks in the DC July sun it curdled up something firece. So bad that it wouldn't shampoo out so we had to replace the carpet! She bitched some more but paid for it. We left a Starbucks card in the cupholder for her.

Sometimes I miss the car biz........

[Stripersniper]

It was your wifes Tahoe.

That was a monday moning present for you We both hate cats and I am really allergic to them. I would have thrown up for sure.

[glennexit13]

Should've deuced in the box and left it for her

[Avenger]

Okay, stupid question here. WHY would you keep a litterbox in a car at all? Is Fifi supposed to be able to maintain that squat through every pothole, speed bump and "Oh $#it! slam on the brakes. Not to mention what happens to the contents in a panic stop. What am I missing here?

[giggyfish]

I totally understand where your coming from, I'm a Ford tech in ma. and from time to time I will absolutely refuse to work on some vehicles. It blows my mind how some people have so little respect for themselves or others. They are the lowest forms of life on the planet. I'd call them pigs but that isn't even close. Imagine what their house looks/smells like?