Would you remarry ?

[seabass]

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and
asks a bold question.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "Sh!t"

[Proheat]

LMAO!!!!!!!

[matey8941]

hahaha

[Davedowneast]

I hate it when that happens.

[flatbottom]

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[Capt Larry]

Good one!

[KEY-LIME-PIE]

Something I would say on a quick responce!


Tom

[outlaw]

VERY GOOD

[makokiller975]

good one

[Chesney Land]

too freakin funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!