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    WORLDCAT LEMON HAS IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

    Watch tomorrow for an important announcement from Mr. Lemonhead himself.

    You do not want to miss this as it could be the most important thing you will read all year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Stay tuned, it could change your life forever!!!!!!!!!

    This could impact the entire WC empire and the boating industry as a whole or a hole.

    Stay tuned


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    Talking Salvage Vessel #72625413 standing by....LMAO

    let me guess...they are going to raise the Titanic....since she had a WC as a lifeboat.....and the WC taking on water really sunk the ship...not the iceberg....

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    Here it is........tada!!!!

    WORLDCAT LEMON IS LEAVING SPORTFISHERMEN.COM AND THE INTERNET FOREVER.

    Sorry boys! World Cat and Town Creek Marina have called me and apologized that:

    1-they, WC, made a defective boat and knew it all along
    2-they knew it was a safety issue and just wished it'd go away
    3-knew the engines were eating salt water
    4-knew the engines wouldn't last
    5-knew the owners were screwed, even with the "Hull Warranty"
    6- WC admitted they lied about service records
    7- WC confessed they should have recalled all the diesels but didn't want to lose money
    8-admitted they have been "playing the game" when they say "we don't know about any problems with leaking hatches"
    9-confessed it was all about profit
    10-apologized for lying to the boating public that Mr Lemonhead is nothing but a disgruntled WC owner and is "CRAZY WITH EMOTION"
    11- TCM admitted they knew about the salt water intrusion and didn't disclose it so they could make a sale and commission to a West Coast sucker
    12- TCM admitted that they sold me the wrong trailer and would buy it back but they are completely broke and barely staying afloat as a marina.
    13-TCM admitted they didn't do the work nor the service they told me they did, and they hid the records from me because then I would know they lied.
    14-Lisa Alley cried like a baby and apologized for all the lies about turbo's replaced, alternators replaced, starters replaced etc....she cried like she did when she lost her grandmother...FOR THE THIRD TIME......SMOKESCREEN SHE ADMITTED IT.
    15-Steve Tulevech admitted he knew the ladder assembly he sent wasn't a new one for my new trailer, and he knew it was bent, but they don't have the money to send the right axles and ladder.
    16-Steve T. apologized for his mechanics damaging the sponsons of my boat and then trying to hide it with black spray paint. He said "that was a lapse of character and poor judgement on our part".
    17- Volvo Penta admitted they hid records from the diesel owners to keep legal suits from showing merit in the court room
    18-Andrew Brown admitted he could have easily swapped out my boat for another used boat but he said "we wanted to make more profit off of you".
    19-Mr. Brown further apologized for letting Phyllis fight his battles for him. He said "I just am not very good at confrontation"- sounded like the dad in back to the future.
    20-lastly Scott Ellis reiterated what he told me in December 2008 when he said "we knew the diesel boats were a problem. You aren't the only WC owner who has a problem with our boats....trust me"

    So fellas it looks like we finally got the truth and I am satisfied and can finally go away forever!

    WAIT!!!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THIS????? MY PILLOW? MY BEDROOM? I WAS DREAMING???? HOLY CRAP!!! YOU MEAN MY PHONE IS STILL OFF?? BUT WHAT ABOUT THE PHONE CALLS???? OMG! IT WAS ..................................................................................................................................................................................AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE FROM THE SLEEP FAIRY Gotcha!!!!

    Well boys, I am sorry about that! I guess we will be together for a long time to come. I'm glad, cuz I would have missed you all. "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME AUNTIE M."
    Last edited by worldcat lemon; 04-01-2010 at 01:24 PM.

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    As long as the part about you leaving is true, I could care less about the rest.

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    Yea..that went over well...

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    Quote Originally Posted by marine4003 View Post
    Yea..that went over well...
    Yah but it sure was fun for me. If guys took it in the festive spirit that it was meant in they would find some humor in it. Hey, it could happen???

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    DUDE; YOU NEED HELP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 30' PURSUIT View Post
    DUDE; YOU NEED HELP.
    My therapist said I have "an overwhelming Freudian sense of responsibility to indulge and satisfy myself in whimsical conflaguration of justice by reverberating past events in a therapuetic manner".

    Not really sure what she means but it costs me $300 bucks an hour and I feel fantastic when the sessions are over.

    Know of any good therapists in Tarboro, N.C.? I got a dandy of a friend who lives near there that could use a good therapist.




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