World Medicine !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cardinal Joe]

Subject: World Medicine


A Japanese doctor said, "Medicine in my country
is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of
one man, put it in another, and have him looking
for work in six weeks."

A German doctor said, "That's nothing, we can
take a lung out of one person, put it in another,
and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A British doctor said, "In my country, medicine
is so advanced that we can take half of a heart
out of one person, put it in another, and have
them both looking for work in two weeks."

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, "You guys
are way behind.

We took a man with no brains out of Texas , put
him in the White House and now half the country
is looking for work."
Cardinal Joe