Women's Vocabulary

[Chesney Land]

This is for Phillyfisherman.................... I thought I would Return The Favor!!!!!!!!!! However, I am not equipped with this type of vocabulary!!!!!



Women's Vocabulary


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Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".

Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

<Loud Sigh> - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

<Soft Sigh> - Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".

Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "You're welcome".

Thanks A Lot - This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing".

[gottaflylee]

Thanks Marissa, this reminds me of why I enjoy being single so much. Yup, I say what I mean and mean what I say. If I had only learned when you gals say "it's ok" means "don't you dare" my life may have been different. Ah, such is life!
Oh ya, one more thing,

[Chesney Land]

Thanks Lee................ lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This can apply to the women also and why Im still single!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like being single, relationships are too much drama. I also dont like men that whine....... " Why are you going out with the girls........ what about me?"

Who needs all of that.

[gottaflylee]

I'M SCARED!


Ok, get on the boat.

[Chesney Land]

Dont be scared of me sweetie....................... im harmless

[Phillyfisherman]

This is for Phillyfisherman.................... I thought I would Return The Favor!!!!!!!!!! However, I am not equipped with this type of vocabulary!!!!!



Women's Vocabulary


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Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".

Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

<Loud Sigh> - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

<Soft Sigh> - Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content.

That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow".

Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "You're welcome".

Thanks A Lot - This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing".

Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine".

OH Boy, I can't tell you how many times I have been victimized by this one. I NOW KNOW, that nothing ALWAYS means something.

Thank you Chesney....

[Davedowneast]

I have enough trouble living with and understanding a female cat.

Relationships can be Waaaay to stressful. One problem is dependency, one person requires the other for fulfillment. That's why I like Ches, she's independent and not afraid to say exactly what's on her mind. For the most part, you don't have to run to a dictionary to find out what she's "really" saying. I'm guessing that Ches is a lot like my cat, pet her the way she wants to be petted, talked to her nice and when she's done, she'll head over to a sunny window and I can leave.

Boy, I hope Ches takes all that in a good way or she's going to kill me. I better start with flowers.

What was this thread about? Oh ya the dictionary, I've got a terrible memory so I'll just stay single.

[Davedowneast]

Dont be scared of me sweetie....................... im harmless

I wonder what that really means? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

[Chesney Land]

I'M SCARED!


Ok, get on the boat.

Are you referring to "The Bite Me" Lee.................. I would love to be on that boat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Question: if I get on the boat........ who will be on it with me?????????? lol

[gottaflylee]

Well I have 4 0f my own as well as driving 2 of other peoples...pick one.