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  1. 11-17-2006 08:42 AM #1
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    Wife or Dog?

    Your wife is at the front door yelling for you to let her in...Your dog is at the backdoor barking to come in...Which one do you let in first?
























    The dog, at least he will shut up when you open the door.
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  2. 11-17-2006 08:44 AM #2
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    Women don't stop talking long enough to build up pressure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HOLWACHAGOT View Post
    Your wife is at the front door yelling for you to let her in...Your dog is at the backdoor barking to come in...Which one do you let in first?
    The dog, at least he will shut up when you open the door.
    neither , I log on to sfc and check the new posts
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