Wife or Dog?

[FLKingFisher]

How many men does it take to open a beer?















None, it should be open when she brings it to you

[shoefish]

What do you say to a woman with no tits?
























Nothing

[Tower Todd]

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions"
to his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most
riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.

He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what
your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."

[shoefish]

What's the only thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?






A woman who won't do what she's told.