Why How Can ????

[gradywhite273]

can you cry under water ???

how important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered ???


Why do you have to put your tow cents in, but its only a pernny for your thoughts ???
Where is that extra penny goin ???

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity ???

why does a round pizza come in a square box ???

( here is one for glenn)

What disease did cured ham actually have???

Why is it that people say they slept like a baby when babies wake up like every tow hours??

why do people pay to goup tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground ???

Why do doctors leave the room while you change ?? They 're going to see you naked anyway

Why is bra singular and panties plural

why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat ???

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one care, why is there a damn song about it ????

Here is a good on

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in the boat ???

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours ??? they're both dogs

If Wile E. Coyote, super genius, had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner??

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons ????

do the alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tun ???


Why did you just try singing the two songs above ????

[whitey]

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why do we say the alarm went off when, in fact, it went on?

If you choke a Smurf what color does it turn?

If it is zero degrees outside today and it is supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow how cold will it be?

If a dog's sense of smell is 100 times greater than a human's, why do they have to stick their nose up your ass?

If Superman could stop bullets with his chest, why did he always duck if the bad guy threw the gun at him?

[OffTheHook13]

Why did you have to post that

I already have enough to think about

[fishskipper]

How can you go forward when you have to turn around and go back.

[flatbottom]

Why does it take longer to go 2nd base to third ..than..1st base to second ?

[gradywhite273]

Why does it take longer to go 2nd base to third ..than..1st base to second ?

greater resistance

[Wild Life Management]

Why does it take longer to go 2nd base to third ..than..1st base to second ?

Sometimes you have to make a commitment or you'll never get there.

[whitey]

Why does it take longer to go 2nd base to third ..than..1st base to second ?

2nd to 3rd isnt that bad. It is the run from 3rd to home that can be a doozi.

[flatbottom]

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!


the answer is .......there is a

[shoefish]

If Wile E. Coyote, super genius, had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner??

I was laughing really hard until I read this one.....there are fish markets all around my house.....