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    WHY DO FISH SMELL

    It started a long , long time ago when Adam was talking to GOD. Adam needed a companion. God asked Adam if he would like a female companion to enjoy his daily routine and propagate the earth. Adam was confused but trusted GOD and said yes anyway. On the fist day back to work GOD presented Adam with Eve and said have a good time. Well Adam was .......how you say....woodeified. GOD spoke up and told Adam to care for Eve but do not let her in the water.....OK GOD, Adam spoke. Many hours of fun had passed and Adam wanted to sleep to rest up for another round with Eve. When Adam woke up Eve was washing up in the river. Just then the sky turned black and the seas kicked up a notch and the wind blew super heavy. GOD spoke. Adam I thought I told U water was a no no for Eve. You did not listen and now, HOW am I going TO get the Fish smell off the FISH

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    LOL Flat. That was a good one. Thanks for the laugh.

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    haha that was a good one lol

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    That explains everything

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    a joke only for a man to enjoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    second time i read this second time i laughed

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