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    why did you get spangked?

    Got this idea from Anthony's ark's thread and it took me back to the days of the whoopin. Tell your story of one or more time's you got spanked how old you were,mom or dad and what you did to diserve it. Ill start, I was 8 or 9 yrs old dad told me to mow the lawn that didn't fit in my plans for the day so I got the lawnmower out of the garage took it to the side of the house and mowed about ten or fifteen feet stoped by the water hose and filled the gas tank with water and started back up and let it idle till the water took affect. Thought that would surel work told dad I cant mow the lawn the lawn mower died and wounldnt start it took him ten seconds to look at the situation and he turned to me and said why is there water all over the mower, i said i dont know he stuck his finger in the gas tank and said why is there water in here I said I dont know he said I do, and asked one more question the question that make any kid teer up, do want the hand or the belt I chose run like hell that was a mistake im faster than he was but my mother was a track star in her day didnt take her long to run me down, spank me took me to dad and he said well she gave you the hand soooooo. You know what he gave me. Ill never forget that day we get a good laugh talking about it all the time, come to find out years later he told me he watched me out the window fill the tank up Got love'em.

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    YOUR TALKING ABOUT WHEN WE WERE YOUNG KIDS , ....RIGHT?

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    Right....... Unless you have a better story about wife or girlfriend teaching you a lesson

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    My Mom was 18 when I was born, and my parents divorced when I was eight. When I was 16, my Mom was still going out on dates.

    After she went out, I would reach up behind the dash of her car, disconnect the speedometer (easy to do back in the early '60's), then go cruising around with my friends for a few hours. Stop to put in a few gallons of gas (at $0.35/gallon), park it exactly in the same place in the gravel driveway, then go to bed.

    Would awaken with the first impact of the belt, or the tennis racket, and hear Mom shouting, "You took the car again"....

    Not until I was in my 30's did she tell me how she knew... she would lean a couple of wooden toothpicks against the backs of two tires on her way out....

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    What I did...

    Oh I guess I was about 8 years old… Mom and Dad just got building a 2 car garage onto the house. Coming up through the concrete floor were plastic PVC water pipes. My brother and I used to play Ice Hockey (Hence Five 4 Fighting)… We were in the garage shooting hockey pucks… We were only allowed to shoot a certain way (Not in the direction or the windows, doors, or water pipes)… Well we were out there shooting pucks and I shot one in the direction of the water pipes… Sheared them off right at the floor!!! Luckily the water was not turned on at the time… When my dad came home I fessed up… Gotta a good ol’ fashion a$$ whoopin and then my dad took the hockey stick I was using (Brand New) and broke it in 2 over the corner of the block wall…

    The next night he came home with a brand new hockey stick (Just like the one he broke)… He said because he felt bad…

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    BOO OH BOY.........WHERE DO I START??????? I HAD THIS POSITION MASTERED WHEN I WAS YOUNGER!!!!!!!

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    I WOULD LIKE TO ADD TO THIS POST AND ASK........WHY ARE WE NOT PERMITTED TO TEACH OUR CHILDREN THE SAME WAY WE LEARNED RIGHT FROM WRONG???????????

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    The only time I ever got a spanking, it cost me an extra $50.

    My parents didn't believe in spankings. No sir re Bob. My mother never hit me a single time ( ok, maybe a few dozen times is all) --- normally it was "just wait till your father gets home"

    Now my father didn't believe in spankings either. He was however, very experienced in the category of Ass Whoopings. During the week it was a sargent's webbed belt--- on the weekends, it was those skinny ass, thin leather belts. If you put your hands around your bare butt you ended up with blistered hands and even more welts on your ass.

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    my mom spanked, and of course i deserved it, my father had a worse punishment, he would make me clean the floor drains in the repair shop, that stuff would make a billygoat puke.

    tim

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    Where you at deep c??

    Thought you would have the longest story to tell out of everyone

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